Prank wedding pranks? Little fortune teller remarries military officer in a sweet romance.

Zhu Zi couldn't help but mutter, "Is this family... cursed by the heavens?"

The Ling sisters, who had witnessed the chaos at the He family's home firsthand, were equally dumbfounded. They had only been gone for about an hour, and the He family... had already turned into this mess?

The tables, chairs, and benches borrowed for the banquet were overturned and stained with blood. Food was scattered all over the floor, and chickens and ducks were slowly foraging for food on the ground.

The large red double happiness character was torn into pieces by something and scattered everywhere, adding to the eeriness of the mess.

When He's mother, who was limping, came out and saw that Ling Jiuyue had returned with people again, she immediately exploded.

"Ling Jiuyue, you little bitch, you dare to come back! I don't know what sins my He family committed to offend such a jinx like you, turning our joyous occasion into this mess!"

Seeing the bloody scratches on her face and her eyes swollen shut, Ling Jiuyue guessed that this old woman wouldn't have an easy time after she left.

"It's true that your He family has committed many sins, but I don't agree with the 'jinx' thing. I'm very fortunate; whoever I marry will bring me good luck. Your family is different; whoever you marry will be unlucky, unless they're some kind of cursed, solitary star. Otherwise, no one can suppress the overwhelming bad luck in your family!"

Qin Shixiao turned his head and covered his mouth, wanting to laugh.

All the frustration and depression he had felt that day dissipated at that moment.

This girl is really good at swearing.

Hearing the commotion, He Zhigao also came out with a limp. When he saw Ling Jiuyue, he couldn't suppress the murderous aura in his eyes.

"Ling Jiuyue, how dare you come back? Look what you've done to this wonderful day! You'd better come with me to the hospital right now to apologize to the uncles and elders in the village, and have your sister go home and get the money. Their medical expenses at the hospital must be paid by your family!"

During that time, chaos reigned. His third uncle was gored in the chest by an old ox, his cousin was bitten by a dog, and the worst off was Wang Ergou, whose manhood was bitten and who didn't know if he could get it back.

His father, older brother, and uncle had all gone to the hospital. The reason he was still at home was that he wanted to tidy up before going to the Ling family to find Ling Jiuyue, ask her to give him money, and go to the hospital with him.

Ling Jiuyue beckoned with her finger: "He Zhigao, come here, I'll give it to you right now!"

Ling Chun is confused. What is Second Sister trying to do?

He Zhi, suppressing his anger, walked up to Ling Jiuyue: "I used to think you were a sensible person, but I never expected..."

Snapped!

Ling Jiuyue slapped He Zhigao hard, making his face turn to the side. She then slapped him on the other side of his face, and then kicked him away.

"Alright, I'm a fair person. One slap on each side, it's symmetrical!"

He Zhigao was already injured, and when Ling Jiuyue kicked him, he felt a metallic taste in his throat and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Ling Jiuyue, do you still want to live with me?"

Mrs. He grabbed a broom and said, "You jinx! You dare hit my son? I'll teach you a lesson today..."

boom!

Ling Qiu grabbed a broken jar and smashed it hard on He's mother's head.

"You old hag! You knew perfectly well that your nephews and nieces were bullying my sister, and you...you still smiled and said it was nothing, you...you..."

She was so angry at the thought of almost being raped that she could barely speak.

Mother He, feeling dizzy and lightheaded, sat on the ground, slapping her thigh and crying:

"Ling Jiuyue, what exactly do you want? Don't think you can bully us just because we're all alone right now. Let me tell you, there are plenty of people in this village. If I just shout, you'll lose your life here today!"

Ling Jiuyue cracked her knuckles and turned her neck: "Then go ahead and yell. I've been holding back this anger all day, and I haven't even had a proper chance to vent it yet. If you yell, I'll finally get my revenge!"

At this moment, there were hardly any people in Hejia Village. The able-bodied men were all seriously injured and went to the hospital.

Even the women and elderly were no longer willing to get involved in the He family's affairs.

Everyone said that the He family must have provoked something evil that happened that morning, otherwise, how could the chickens, ducks, pigs, and cows all go crazy and bite people in sight?

After that period, those beasts seemed to collectively come to their senses, went back to their own homes, and nothing happened.

What does this mean? It means there's something strange about the He family.

Mother He burst into tears, crying, "I told you not to marry a daughter from a family without heirs! That shrew Sun Yulan, what good could her daughter be? But you wouldn't listen, you insisted on praising her. Look what she's done to this family!"

Qin Shixiao frowned: "Xiao Ling, your things are over there. Let's move them and leave!"

He Zhigao then noticed Qin Shixiao standing next to Ling Jiuyue:

"Ling Jiuyue, who is he? Why did you suddenly cause such a scene and run away? Were you hooking up with some random guy outside?"

Ling Jiuyue grabbed a handful of chicken droppings and shoved it into his mouth: "I'll show you what it's like to spew filth all over your mouth! You think it's fun when other men touch or molest your wife, right? I've brought a few people over to have some fun, why aren't you happy about that?"

"Ugh~"

He Zhigao had a lump of chicken droppings stuffed in his mouth, and Ling Jiuyue covered his mouth to prevent him from spitting it out.

"Isn't it disgusting?" Ling Jiuyue's eyes were full of disgust. "Your third uncle, with his buck teeth, ugly and old, tastes like this when he comes close. Didn't you say it was for a happy occasion? What, now that the happy occasion is in your mouth, you don't like it anymore?"

"You...you let go of my son!" Seeing her beloved youngest son being bullied, Mother He's eyes reddened with anger, and she wished she could tear Ling Jiuyue apart.

"Forgot about you?" Since her hands were already dirty, Ling Jiuyue grabbed a handful of dog poop and stuffed it into He's mother's mouth.

"Don't you like to make a fuss? Doesn't this festive atmosphere make you happy and joyful?"

Not to mention the He family mother and son, even the Ling Chun sisters couldn't help but vomit.

Unexpectedly, my second sister got so angry that she did something like this.

Ling Chun hurriedly led Zhu Zi and the others into the new house: "Let's go, let's move our things!"

"No...no, once you're in my house, you're...uh...you're my stuff, and you're not allowed to...uh..."

Before he could finish a sentence, he vomited bile and tears streamed down his face.

He Zhigao was also vomiting: "Ugh~, Ling Jiuyue, you've entered the He family, and you still dare to... ugh... cause such a scene, how are you going to live your life after this?"

Ling Jiuyue waved her hand: "Just because you stepped into your house doesn't mean you're one of yours. You just ate shit, why don't you become a dog? No, calling you a dog is an insult to dogs; dogs wouldn't do such a beastly thing!"

Fortunately, the original owner of this body was not yet twenty years old, which is below the legal marriage age.

People in the countryside don't really care about getting a marriage certificate. Some couples only rush to get one when their children are about to start school. Some older people never even have a marriage certificate in their entire lives.

Her father had even planned to use his connections to get them married.

But the He family was unwilling. That silly girl thought the He family was doing it for her own good, but Ling Jiuyue knew very well that they weren't afraid of causing trouble for others.