Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

After half an hour.

Mixue Ice Cream Shop at the entrance of Jiangda University.

Bai Ling'er sat in the corner by the window, with a glass of lemonade on the table, the straw still attached.

She sat quietly, looking just like an innocent girl next door.

But the little green thing on her wrist looked a little strange.

It excitedly propped its head up, its dark red tongue flickering nervously.

Bai Ling'er remained expressionless and reached out to press the snake's head back in.

"Calm down, Third Brother hasn't arrived yet."

"I'll give you a chance to bite him in a bit."

Anyway, he has the ability to detoxify, so he'll only feel uncomfortable for a short time.

Who told him to do bad things behind people's backs?

Not long after.

The store door was pushed open roughly, and the electronic welcome speaker at the entrance emitted a loud "Welcome!" sound.

Shirono walked in with a dark expression.

He wasn't very tall, only a little taller than Xu Yi.

However, he is much stronger than Xu Yi.

He glanced around the store and finally locked his gaze on Bai Ling'er in the corner, then strode over to her.

"Little sister, did that brat Xu Yi talk badly about me to you?!"

Bai Ye plopped down opposite Bai Ling'er.

He gritted his teeth and said, "That kid is a total green tea b*tch! He acts like a coward on the surface, but behind my back he acts like a tattletale! A two-faced gold digger, so shameless!"

Shirono immediately turned the tables on him.

To cover up one's guilty conscience.

However, Bai Ling'er didn't even lift her eyelids.

She simply extended her finger and tapped it lightly on the table.

"Thump, thump".

The crisp sound interrupted Baiye's spellcasting.

"Brother Yi didn't say anything."

Bai Ling'er raised her head, her dark eyes devoid of any warmth, staring intently at Bai Ye.

"Third Brother, what are you so nervous about?"

"These are all things Ling'er guessed. But now, you've proven them to yourself."

"Tell me, why haven't you gone back yet?"

Bai Ye felt uneasy under the calm yet slightly chilling gaze of his younger sister.

As he looked down, he caught a glimpse of the small green pendant on Bai Ling'er's wrist.

The unusually upright scales and the somewhat taut snake body.

The words "Protect the Master" were written in bright, gleaming text.

Bai Ye silently stepped back, leaned against the back of the chair, and retorted with a stiff neck.

"What right do you have to tell me what to do? I can stay if I want to. Jiangda has great feng shui, can't I stay and have some fun?"

He then muttered under his breath, "Little sister, how come you've become so wicked since you came down the mountain? How come you've become as cunning as the second brother?"

Bai Ling'er ignored his mutterings.

"What about your older brother?"

"I told my older brother that if I can't bring you back, I won't go back. Anyway, I'll just get a beating from him if I go back, so I might as well stay outside and have some fun," Bai Ye said, seemingly unfazed.

Bai Ling'er was speechless.

Her third brother's mind is filled with nothing but Timi and a life of idleness.

"You can stay, that's fine."

Bai Ling'er's voice suddenly turned cold.

"But I'm warning you, don't mess with Brother Yi."

"If you dare to cast those strange spells on him behind my back, or threaten him, I will definitely make you pay."

Shiro is completely unfazed by the pressure, even when threatened by her own sister.

He exploded on the spot because of a stranger.

"Brother Yi, Brother Yi, I think you're completely hopeless! Even Wang Baochuan would give you her eighteen-year-old patch of wild vegetables overnight!"

Bai Ye slammed his fist on the table, heartbroken: "Have you forgotten how he treated you before? Do you want to experience the backlash of Gu power again?!"

Since I can't take you with me, I'm staying here to keep an eye on you, so you won't be selling this Han scumbag off while you're still counting the money for him!

Bai Ye became increasingly angry as he spoke, leaning forward and speaking in a stern tone.

"Bai Ling'er, move out of the apartment immediately! What kind of girl are you, living with him? Cohabitation? Pregnancy before marriage?"

"And you'd better think this through. Not only your older brother, but your parents will absolutely not agree to you marrying outside the family!"

"You are the holy maiden of our Miao region, not someone an ordinary man like him can afford to marry."

"You will have to go back sooner or later to inherit the legacy of the Nine Li Ancestral God. You and he are from completely different worlds. You are defying fate and will be punished by heaven!"

Hearing the words "divine retribution" and "cannot marry outside the family" made me feel ashamed.

Bai Ling'er frowned deeply.

"It's none of your business. I know what I'm doing."

"Okay, then I'll call Dad and Mom right away and tell them you eloped with a Han Chinese guy and are even planning to have his baby!"

Baiye took out his phone, pretending to dial a number.

Bai Ling'er's face darkened. "Third Brother!"

Bai Ye knew when to stop, realizing that if he pushed the girl any further, she would really lose her temper.

He sighed, put his phone away, and softened his tone: "Move out. That's the bottom line, or I'll go teach that kid a lesson today."

Even if you can save him, he can't escape physical pain.

Bai Ling'er shook her head, "No, I just want to be with Brother Yi."

Shirono sighed deeply and raised his hand to his forehead.

What kind of situation is this?

It's not the theft itself that's scary, it's having someone eyeing it.

I'm not afraid of boars rooting up cabbages, but I'm terrified of my own plump, purebred cabbages crying and begging, as if they've grown legs and are willingly feeding themselves into the pig's mouth!

What kind of sorcery did Xu Yi use?

"I'm a man, I know men best. I don't trust him."

Bai Ye sneered, "A young man in his early twenties, full of youthful vigor. Seeing such a beautiful woman like you hanging around in front of him every day, do you think he can be a saint? Who knows what bad ideas he's plotting to take advantage of you!"

"Brother Yi is a decent person, unlike the men you've described."

Bai Ling'er raised her head and immediately retorted.

After all, she knows best in her heart.

These past few days of living together, she has been so proactive.

If it were any other frivolous man, he probably would have made a mistake long ago.

But Brother Yi didn't.

Every time her brother saw her, he would restrain himself very much, and even look away in a flustered manner. He would also seriously tell her to wear more clothes so as not to catch a cold.

He respected her and cherished her.

They just keep their feelings to themselves and aren't good at expressing them!

That's caution in love.

Better to have none than something of poor quality!

This is the husband she's been looking for!

Upon hearing this, Bai Ye couldn't help but snort coldly, his mouth twisting into a venomous taunt.

"How is he different? Is he not a man? Or is it...?"

"He's not good enough?"

The air fell silent once more.

Inside Mixue Ice Cream, two employees who were secretly eating melons suddenly smashed their shaker cups on the ground.

Bai Ling'er's gaze turned completely somber.

"Third brother."

Bai Ling'er spoke slowly and deliberately.

"If you say one more word that speaks ill of Brother Yi, I will release Xiaoqing."

The little green thing on his wrist suddenly darted onto the table and started spitting its tongue out at Bai Ye.

"Okay, okay, he's good, he's the best! He's like a pile driver, isn't he?!"

Baiye waved his hand dismissively.

"Anyway, you can't live with him anymore, otherwise I won't be able to explain it to my mother."

"Besides, think about it yourself, wouldn't you get tired of living together every day?"

"Little sister... As a man, I have to tell you, there's a saying: a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as a stolen affair, and a stolen affair is not as good as one you can't have."

Bai Ling'er frowned slightly, a hint of innocent foolishness flashing in her eyes: "What do you mean?"

She genuinely didn't understand.

All she knew was that liking someone meant being wholeheartedly good to them.

As for these wives and concubines, their genitals, their thievery, and so on, she really didn't know anything about them.

Upon hearing this, Bai Ye raised an eyebrow.

"You don't understand, do you? Put Xiaoqing away first."

"Let Third Brother tell you the whole story."

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