Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!
Chapter 63 Look at that person behind you!
Xu Yi felt a chill run down his spine.
There's no need to elevate this to a matter of life and death.
"Ling'er can also help you with the tasks," Bai Ling'er said, standing up.
Xu Yi sighed and stood up resignedly: "Alright, then tonight I'll show you what a culinary disaster looks like."
Xu Yi cooked, and Bai Ling'er cheered him on from the side.
As Bai Ling'er watched, her eyes began to wander again.
This is the life she wants.
Without the village rules and without the disturbance of outsiders, there was only her and her brother Yi, and in this small space, life was full of warmth and everyday joy.
The meal was quickly prepared: tomato and egg noodles with pan-fried steak.
These simple dishes are still manageable for Xu Yi, who is usually able to cook for herself.
Two bowls of noodles were served, and Bai Ling'er couldn't wait to take a bite. Her eyes narrowed into crescent moons with happiness.
"Brother Yi, you're amazing!"
"He truly deserves to be Ling'er's husband."
Xu Yi almost spat out the mouthful of soup he had just drunk.
He pulled out a tissue to wipe his mouth, coughed lightly to cover his embarrassment, and said, "If you like it, then hurry up and eat, or the noodles will get soggy."
After finishing your meal, clean up the dishes.
In the blink of an eye, Xu Yi turned his head and found that Bai Ling'er had already lifted the quilt in the bedroom.
She slipped into the blankets with a silky smooth feeling.
She only showed her head, giving him a sweet smile.
Xu Yi sighed helplessly. What could he do?
Accept your fate.
Xu Yi hugged a thin blanket and lay down on the sofa in the living room.
......
Early the next morning.
Bai Ling'er had no classes today, so she stayed at the apartment to rest.
Xu Yi went to school alone.
As soon as Xu Yi stepped into the classroom, he sensed that something was off.
brush!
Almost all the male colleagues turned their gossipy and envious gazes toward them instantly.
After all, Bai Ling'er's backless dress at the barbecue restaurant yesterday was truly shocking.
His legend of saving the galaxy has spread throughout the entire finance department.
"Old Xu! Over here! Come quick!"
Zhang Wei in the back row waved wildly.
Xu Yi reluctantly walked over and sat down.
Zhang Wei, Liu Zheyuan, and Chen Yang's three dog heads instantly formed a triangular shape and came closer.
The three men's eyes were precisely locked on the side of Xu Yi's neck.
There were several band-aids stuck there.
Zhang Wei winked and nudged Xu Yi with his elbow: "Old Xu, the morning breeze is quite noisy, what happened to your neck? Wearing a band-aid in the middle of summer? Something's not right with you~~~"
Xu Yi touched his neck and lied without changing his expression.
"Oh, a big mosquito got into my apartment last night and bit me pretty badly. It's a bit swollen, and I was afraid I'd scratch it open, so I put on a band-aid."
"Mosquitoes?" Liu Zheyuan leaned closer.
"What kind of mosquito needs so many bandages? Old Xu, could it be a snake bite?"
Chen Yang rolled his eyes and ruthlessly undermined him.
"Come on, Lao Liu, use your brain. If it were that snake that bit you, you'd be eating at Lao Xu's feast today, not listening to him brag. Besides, do you really think his wife would be willing to use a snake?"
Zhang Wei: "Tsk tsk tsk~~~"
"Alright, stop pretending, Lao Xu! I think this is clearly a human bite!"
Last night at the barbecue restaurant, my sister-in-law looked at me with such a glare that she wanted to tear me apart on the spot.
Is this the status of male college students in families today? Old Xu, you've fallen.
Xu Yi blushed and quickly laughed it off, shooing the group of people away.
"Go away, go away, we're in class, listen to the lesson, listen to the lesson, what kind of dirty thoughts are you having all day?"
Meanwhile, in the apartment.
Bai Ling'er also got up; she had no classes today.
This is a perfect opportunity to prepare a loving lunch for Brother Yi.
She had just opened the refrigerator when her phone rang.
Xu Qin: You forgot your dress from yesterday; it's still on the back seat of my car. I'll call a delivery person to bring it to you later.
Bai Ling'er thought of the white dress with so little fabric from yesterday and typed silently.
Bai Ling'er: Thank you, sister, but I'm still not used to wearing those...
Xu Qin on the other end didn't seem to blame her.
Xu Qin: Even if you're not used to it, you have to get used to it slowly. A woman needs to have her own nuclear weapon.
But speaking of which, how did yesterday's battle go? Did my brother fall for you?
Bai Ling'er recalled how Xu Yi stared at her back last night, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets.
Finally, they slipped into the bathroom hand and foot together, looking completely innocent.
A slight smile involuntarily crept onto his lips.
Bai Ling'er: Hmm, Brother Yi likes it quite a bit, but he's a little shy.
Xu Qin, sitting in her office, saw this message and sneered.
Xu Qin: Shy? Ha! Ling'er, don't be fooled by him. Do you think I don't know my own brother? He's just a young man in his early twenties, full of energy. That's not shyness, he's probably just faking it!
Bai Ling'er frowned.
Pretending?
Is Brother Yi playing a trick on her?
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Xu Qin put down her phone, thought for a moment, and then called a courier to send yesterday's clothes to Bai Ling'er.
She has one more thing to prepare.
I picked up my phone and dialed a number.
A female voice quickly replied, "Qinqin."
Xu Qin cut to the chase and said directly, "Xiaoya, help me plan a confession scene."
"What? Who have you taken a fancy to?"
Xu Qin said, "It's my brother. I'll help him confess his feelings. I'll arrange drones and fireworks for him."
"Approximately how long will it take to prepare?"
They seemed to be looking through records, and after a while, they spoke.
"The waiting list is for three months in advance. Can I cut you in line? How about the end of next month?"
"OK."
"Then I'll send you the process this month... after the Mid-Autumn Festival. Where would you like the address?"
Xu Qin tapped her fingers on the table a few times before saying, "Let's go with Cheng'an Lake next to Jiang University."
OKK.
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At noon, Bai Ling'er had already prepared a loving lunch.
Go downstairs to the Finance Department building.
She happened to run into Yu Jianyue, and she took the initiative to greet Bai Ling'er.
"Ling'er, where are you going?"
"Delivering lunch to Brother Yi."
Bai Ling'er replied casually, lifted the exquisite insulated lunchbox in her hand, and turned to leave.
She has little patience for anyone other than Xu Yi.
Yu Jianyue didn't seem to mind her coldness and smiled, "Ling'er is so kind to Senior Xu. No wonder he was so hesitant to go to the interactive games back then."
Bai Ling'er suddenly stopped in her tracks.
"Interactive games?"
"Yeah, he didn't want to participate in that interactive game at all. It was Zhang Wei, Liu Zheyuan, and Chen Yang who secretly signed him up behind Xu Yi's back."
Bai Ling'er narrowed her eyes slightly.
If they hadn't randomly signed up, Yi-ge wouldn't have participated in any interactive games at all.
If it weren't for her, would Brother Yi have already been kidnapped by someone else?
"Thank you for telling me all this." Bai Ling'er smiled at Yu Jianyue.
Then he left.
She said coldly, "You've corrupted Brother Yi."
She decided to give those people a "small" punishment, otherwise they wouldn't know her methods.
.......
Meanwhile, in the large lecture hall of the Finance Department.
Xu Yi was drowsy.
This is the last general elective course.
Due to Bai Ling'er's impact.
He managed to close his eyes around 2 a.m.
After what seemed like an eternity, the bell finally rang, signaling the end of get out of class.
Xu Yi instantly perked up.
However, before he could even stand up...
Suddenly, Zhang Wei poked him in the back with great force.
"Ouch... Don't poke my kidney!" Xu Yi grimaced and turned around.
Zhang Wei's eyes were wide open, his face filled with shock.
"Old Xu... don't worry about your kidneys, look behind you!!"
Zhang Wei swallowed hard before saying, "Look at that guy behind you... doesn't he look like your brother-in-law?"
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