Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

Bai Ling'er had already turned and gone into the kitchen.

Soon after, the sound of pots and pans clattering came from the kitchen, a cacophony of noise, and no one knew what they were doing.

He remembered that there was only some rice and a few packets of pickled vegetables left in the refrigerator.

Xu Yi leaned against the headboard, listening to those sounds.

The tension that had been building up inside me for so long suddenly eased a little.

I don't know if it's because the fever has subsided and I feel unwell, or something else entirely.

But in any case, he was now looking at the vague figure in the kitchen outside the bedroom.

I feel like this life is starting to get interesting.

Not long after, Bai Ling'er brought in a bowl of porridge.

There was a dish of pickled vegetables next to it, nothing special, nothing out of the ordinary.

"I'm not very good at doing anything else yet."

She honestly put the bowl on the bedside table.

"But the porridge shouldn't be difficult to make. I used rice from your place to cook it, and I didn't add anything, so it won't be salty."

"Brother Yi, I'll feed you."

As she spoke, she had already picked up the spoon.

Xu Yi: "I can do it myself."

Bai Ling'er snorted softly, "Your hand is injured, I'll help you, Brother Yi, be good."

Xu Yi was taken aback. Why did it feel like Bai Ling'er was coaxing her son?

"My left hand is injured; I'm right-handed."

Bai Ling'er paused for a second, "It's okay, Ling'er likes taking care of Brother Yi."

"Come here, Brother Yi, ah..."

Xu Yi leaned back tactically, almost falling off his chair.

"No, Ling'er, there's really no need for that. I just have a minor cut on my hand, it's not a high-level paraplegia."

Bai Ling'er held the spoon firmly, her eyes becoming somewhat deep, and tilted her head slightly.

"Is Brother Yi looking down on Ling'er?"

Helpless, Xu Yi closed his eyes and took a mouthful of porridge.

"Brother Yi, you're such a good boy."

Bai Ling'er's mood instantly brightened, and she smiled innocently and harmlessly.

But he didn't argue further and lowered his head to start eating.

Bai Ling'er fed him spoonful by spoonful.

They're even more dedicated than the waiters at Haidilao!

Bai Ling'er turned around and took the anti-inflammatory medicine and cotton swabs.

"Come here, let's change the dressing."

Xu Yi obediently sat down and stretched out her left arm.

Bai Ling'er slowly and deliberately unwrapped the gauze that the doctor had bandaged her up the night before, her movements were incredibly gentle.

He stared at the wound, his voice somber.

"That guy who threw the bottle yesterday should really be taught a lesson by Xiaoqing."

"No, no, no! This is a society governed by the rule of law ...!"

Xu Yi was so frightened that he quickly pressed her down with his right hand to comfort her.

"And he didn't do it on purpose. It's okay. Look, it looks a little red, but it doesn't hurt anymore."

Bai Ling'er took a deep breath, suppressing the violent glint in her eyes.

When she looked up again, she transformed into a well-behaved little kitten.

She dipped a cotton swab in anti-inflammatory medicine and gently applied it to the wound.

Each time he wiped, he would lean in and gently blow on it with his lips.

Xu Yi looked down at her.

To say I wasn't moved at all would be a lie.

"Alright." Bai Ling'er retied a pretty bow and clapped her hands.

"Thanks, Ling'er," Xu Yi said sincerely.

After changing the dressing, Bai Ling'er put away the cotton swabs and looked up at him.

"Brother Yi, want to go for a walk?"

Xu Yi nodded: "Okay."

He changed into a clean tracksuit and was just about to reach for the door when Bai Ling'er naturally pressed herself against him.

Instead of holding hands, she reached out and took Xu Yi's uninjured right hand.

"Ling'er, you don't need to hold on so tightly outside. I'm not going to run away," Xu Yi joked.

Bai Ling'er turned her head to look at him, "That's hard to say."

Xu Yi immediately felt a jolt.

Bai Ling'er smiled sweetly and pulled his arm closer to her.

The two walked side by side.

I passed by a few male college students who were chatting about games and grades with their arms around each other.

Suddenly seeing Xu Yi and Bai Ling'er walking towards them, the sound stopped abruptly.

To be precise, all their eyes were on Bai Ling'er.

Although Bai Ling'er was dressed simply, her looks and temperament were still stunning.

Moreover, she was currently holding Xu Yi's arm.

"Holy crap, what makes this guy so special?"

"That girl is gorgeous... wait, why does she give me a slightly chilly feeling?"

The boys couldn't help but mutter a few words as they passed by.

Xu Yi felt strange.

As expected, Bai Ling'er slowed down.

She frowned slightly.

The next moment, Xiaoqing sensed the summons and poked her head out.

Bai Ling'er's voice was very low, "Brother Yi, they were looking at me just now."

"How dare you say Brother Yi isn't good enough for you!"

"Should I let Xiaoqing play with them for a bit?"

Want to play a game?

Is it the kind of game you can only play once in your lifetime?

Xu Yi felt a chill run down his spine.

She quickly stopped him, "No, no, no, calm down, calm down!"

"They're just envious and jealous! They're looking at you because they think you're my girlfriend and that you're so beautiful."

"No need, let Xiaoqing rest for a while."

Bai Ling'er smiled slightly. A girlfriend, huh...

"Okay, I'll listen to Brother Yi."

Xu Yi hummed in agreement.

To distract Bai Ling'er, Xu Yi quickly led her to a roadside food stall.

"Boss, two starch sausages, extra chili and extra cumin."

Xu Yi skillfully scanned the code to pay.

"Alright, young man, taking your girlfriend out for a walk? You two look great together!"

The woman grilling sausages skillfully flipped the glistening starch sausages while laughing and joking.

Upon hearing the older woman's words, Bai Ling'er's goodwill towards her instantly increased.

She stepped forward and said very politely, "Thank you, Auntie. You have excellent taste."

The speed at which he changed his expression left Xu Yi, who was standing to the side, feeling ashamed of himself.

One second she was a corrupted witch preparing to physically exorcise passersby.

The next second she became a sensible and obedient national good wife.

With acting skills like this, it's a waste that he doesn't deserve an Oscar.

Upon receiving the starch sausages, Bai Ling'er held one in her hand, while Xu Yi held one in his right hand.

"Brother Yi, ah~~~"

Bai Ling'er held a piece of starch sausage to Xu Yi's lips, her eyes filled with anticipation.

Xu Yi looked at the grilled sausage in front of him, and obediently opened his mouth and took a bite.

"Is it delicious?" Bai Ling'er asked.

"It's delicious; that's the charm of technology combined with hard work," Xu Yi replied.

Suddenly, Xu Yi's phone rang.

He picked it up and saw it was a message from a WeChat group.

...Zhang Wei is up to his old tricks again.

Zhang Wei: @Old Xu, are you still alive? If you are alive, please type 1; if you are half-dead, please type 2; if you are in ecstasy, please type 3.

Chen Yang: I'll guess three.

Xu Yi's lips twitched as he typed away.

Xu Yi: Damn it! Wei Zi, Lao Chen, Lao Liu, you guys! Can't you wish me well for once?! I'm perfectly fine!

Liu Zheyun: It's good that you're alive. Tomorrow, we're going to Wan'an Temple, are you coming?