Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

Zhang Wei grinned and moved closer, his small eyes fixed on Bai Ling'er.

Bai Ling'er was curiously poking at a plate of duck blood that had just been served with her chopsticks when she heard the sound, and her long eyelashes trembled slightly.

She slowly raised her head, a flash of disgust crossing her eyes.

This look in her eyes is completely different from the sweet and innocent look she had when facing Xu Yi.

"What is it?" Bai Ling'er's voice was cold and devoid of any warmth.

"Hey, can't we chat a bit? I'm from Jiangda University. Judging by your outfit, are you here to do a travel livestream? Let's add each other on WeChat, I know this area well, want to show you around?"

Zhang Wei, while making light of the situation with a grin, moved closer to Bai Ling'er.

However, Bai Ling'er didn't even bother to lift her eyelids when Zhang Wei tried to strike up a conversation with her.

Her mind was completely on the hot pot, and she even found the fat man who suddenly appeared a bit annoying.

My mother once said that most of the men who approach you with a grin and a lecherous attitude from down the mountain are scoundrels with ulterior motives.

"Get out of my way, don't disturb me while I wait for my husband." Bai Ling'er's voice already carried a hint of warning.

"Oh, 'husband' now? You're really into role-playing!"

Zhang Wei, this fat guy, was used to being a troublemaker in the dormitory and was completely unaware of the approaching danger.

"Hey beautiful, don't be so cold! How about we add each other on WeChat and chat?"

This time, Bai Ling'er was completely annoyed.

That toad that can't understand what I'm saying is really annoying.

With a slight twitch of her right sleeve, Xiao Qing, who was perched on her wrist, instantly understood.

Before Zhang Wei could react, he felt a chill on his face. Something icy cold was firmly wrapped around his face!

A pair of vertical pupils were staring at him, and the next second, a scream so shrill it was inhuman rang out.

"Help! There's a snake!"

"Viagra!" Liu Zheyun and Chen Yang behind him were stunned and at a loss, not daring to step forward.

The hot pot restaurant erupted into chaos as diners screamed and retreated.

In the bathroom, Xu Yi was about to push the door open to leave when he heard that familiar hoarse voice, and his heart skipped a beat.

Holy crap, that voice sounds so much like that fat bastard Zhang Wei!

Xu Yi rushed to the lobby, and was stunned as soon as he arrived.

My best friend Zhang Wei was lying on the ground, his nose and tears streaming down his face, sobbing loudly.

On Zhang Wei's fat face, the small green snake was coiled up!

"Ling'er! Show mercy!"

In the critical moment, Xu Yi shouted at the top of his lungs.

Hearing that familiar voice, Bai Ling'er came back to her senses.

She uttered a soft syllable, and the once majestic little green dog immediately and obediently released Zhang Wei, slithering back onto Bai Ling'er's wrist.

"Brother Yi!"

Amidst the astonished and bewildered gazes of Zhang Wei, Liu Zheyun, and Chen Yang…

The female demon who had just released venomous snakes was now acting like a little girl who had done something wrong.

She skipped and hopped to Xu Yi's side, reached out her hand, and took Xu Yi's arm with a pitiful expression.

"Brother Yi, you're finally out. Some bad guys were bullying me just now." Bai Ling'er tilted her head and looked at Xu Yi.

They looked innocent and harmless.

Then, she lowered her voice and whispered boastfully, "Don't worry, Brother Yi, I didn't let Xiaoqing bite them. Wasn't I a good girl?"

Xu Yi glanced at Zhang Wei, who was still on the ground and hadn't recovered yet, and then looked at the innocent-looking Miao saintess who was clinging to him.

Gudong.

Xu Yi swallowed hard, thinking: Brother, of all people to mess with, you had to mess with the Miao holy maiden who carries nuclear weapons with her?

He patted Bai Ling'er's head and forced a smile: "Good girl... Ling'er is the best girl."

Zhang Wei slumped to the ground, panting heavily, his clothes soaked with cold sweat.

He didn't feel alive again until the little snake had completely disappeared from his sight.

In that instant, he even figured out where he would be buried.

"Brother Wei, are you alright?"

Liu Zheyun and Chen Yang walked over, trembling, and lifted Zhang Wei up from the ground, one on each side.

Zhang Wei's legs went weak, and he clung tightly to the arms of his two roommates.

Wiping away her tears, she looked at Bai Ling'er, who was clinging to Xu Yi's arm, with a trembling voice, "Old...Old Xu...you know this beautiful woman?"

Not only was Zhang Wei dumbfounded, but Liu Zheyun and Chen Yang were also completely bewildered.

Why does this female demon become as docile as a cat as soon as she sees Xu Yi?

Looking at Zhang Wei's miserable state, Xu Yi felt both sympathy and amusement.

He introduced, "Let me formally introduce you. This is the person I mentioned to you before... my online dating partner, Bai Ling'er."

"What?!" Zhang Wei's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Liu Zheyun and Chen Yang were also so shocked that their mouths dropped open. They looked at Bai Ling'er and then at Xu Yi.

"Old Xu, you call this an innocent little girl from the mountains of western Hunan? She's clearly a hidden big boss carrying weapons of mass destruction!" Zhang Wei roared in grief and indignation.

The thought that he had just flirted with Xu Yi's online girlfriend, who was also a ruthless character who was quick to unleash her venomous schemes, made Zhang Wei want to slap himself.

Hearing Zhang Wei's mutterings, Bai Ling'er tilted her head, her beautiful eyes narrowing slightly.

She tightened her grip on Xu Yi's arm and said in a low voice, "Brother Yi, this fat guy just said I'm the big boss and kept staring at me. How about I have Xiao Qing prick him? Xiao Qing's poison is very mild, it won't be fatal. At most, it'll make his whole body covered in pustules, and he'll be itchy for three days and three nights before it's cured."

"No, no, no... Sister-in-law, I was wrong! I was being mean!"

Zhang Wei was so frightened that he slapped himself and hid behind Liu Zheyun, not daring to show his face.

The surrounding diners and the hot pot restaurant owner breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that no one had died and the venomous snake had been put away.

However, the look in their eyes as they gazed at Xu Yi's table was still filled with awe.

"Alright, Ling'er, they are all my roommates, and they are usually my closest friends."

Xu Yi quickly patted Bai Ling'er's little hand, afraid that this little darling might start poisoning again if she got upset.

"Oh, since he's Yi-ge's brother, then forget it."

Bai Ling'er's expression changed instantly, and she reverted to her sweet and harmless demeanor.

She greeted Zhang Wei and the other two with a polite smile, "Hello, my name is Bai Ling'er, and I'm Yi-gege's fiancée."