Gaining a tiny bit of weight every day, my weight is a billion tons.

Chapter 89 is going viral online! Is the military region's atmosphere-building team still hirin

Under Chu Feng's astonished gaze,

The mountain-sized corpse vanished into thin air.

Su Ming took it into his system space.

He glanced at Su Ming again.

They didn't ask anything.

Shen Qingci didn't react much.

She knew Su Ming had spatial equipment.

I just didn't expect the capacity to be so large that it could fit a pseudo-fifth-tier source beast.

at this time,

Zhou Ke led the dozen or so mercenaries who had survived the ordeal over at a trot.

He saluted Chu Feng from afar.

"Lieutenant Colonel Chu!"

Chu Feng nodded in acknowledgment.

The mercenaries' gazes involuntarily fell on Su Ming's side.

The two-headed demonic hound, whose head and shoulders were over two meters tall, was lying on the ground.

The two heads eagerly licked Su Ming's palm.

Its tail wagged as if it had a motor.

The oppressive aura of a third-tier source beast truly enveloped the surroundings.

But this ferocious beast was in front of Su Ming.

It's no different from a lapdog.

And then, thinking back to that deadly attack that just came from the sky...

Zhou Ke made up his mind to report to his superiors as soon as he got back.

From now on, regarding the great god Su Ming...

It must be processed with the highest priority.

"Brother, we are utterly impressed by that battle just now."

Su Ming waved his hand: "You're too kind, Captain Zhou. We're all fighting for humanity."

Saying polite words,

He was calculating in his mind how many quality points a pseudo-fifth-tier source beast could provide.

A bearded mercenary leaned close to his companion's ear and whispered:

"Is that girl his girlfriend?"

His companion rolled his eyes:

"Nonsense, what else could a woman be besides my girlfriend, fighting alongside a monster like that?"

Shen Qingci had excellent hearing.

I could hear it clearly.

Her pretty face flushed slightly.

Su Ming heard it too.

A smirk appeared on his lips.

He turned his head to look at Shen Qingci.

Shen Qingci gave him a sharp look that seemed to say, "You dare to say something?"

Su Ming wisely kept his mouth shut.

Chu Feng watched this scene,

My heart was filled with mixed feelings.

I received an encrypted communication from Qin Luo, the city's defense commander, three hours ago.

The mission can be summed up in one sentence: "Protect Shen Qingci at all costs. If we are no match for him, we must die before him."

What could make Qin Luo give an order in this tone?

There are very few in the entire Southern Military Region.

But this top-tier prodigy with an unfathomable background,

In front of Su Ming,

The light was forcefully suppressed.

This kid is not only shrewd and mercenary,

He also has a foul mouth.

But it was precisely that unpretentious authenticity that appealed to him.

Chu Feng smacked his lips.

He took the initiative to approach her.

"You're all students from Southern United College, right?"

He looked at Shen Qingci.

"I taught there for a year during my rotation, and it's true that heroes emerge from among the young."

Shen Qingci politely replied:

"Hello, teacher. I'm from Southern Union, but he isn't."

"Huh?" Chu Feng's smile froze.

I thought the South had finally produced a prodigy comparable to the top geniuses.

The result wasn't theirs?

"Which military academy does that young man attend?"

Chu Feng turned to Su Ming, his tone fervent.

"Or are you a top student from one of the two comprehensive universities in Beijing or Shanghai? What year are you in?"

Su Ming was squatting on the ground, stroking Da Huang's head.

Hearing this, he raised his head, his face full of smugness.

"University? I haven't decided yet."

"I'm taking the Jiangcheng college entrance exam tomorrow..."

"..."

Chu Feng froze on the spot.

Then, a startled cry rang out.

"The National College Entrance Examination?!"

His voice cracked.

The pitch rose a full eight octaves.

"Holy crap! You're only eighteen?!"

The surrounding mercenaries were also petrified.

"Wait—Jiangcheng, Jiangcheng No.1 High School??"

Chu Feng's mind raced.

Su Ming looked at him with a puzzled expression:

"What's wrong with Jiangcheng No. 1 High School? Do you look down on people from the suburbs?"

"N-nothing."

Chu Feng realized he had lost his composure.

Trying to appear calm

"In that case... shall we add each other as friends?"

"classmate……!

No, Brother Su!

In the future, in this southern region,

If you need anything, just say my name is Chu Feng!

He pulled out a military terminal.

It was handed to Su Ming.

Her smile carried a hint of ingratiation.

A dignified fifth-rank lieutenant colonel,

At this moment, its posture is not much different from that of Big Yellow wagging its tail.

Su Ming glanced at him.

He generously pulled out his old civilian terminal.

"Okay."

Zhou Ke was itching to make a move.

After hesitating for two seconds, I managed to restrain myself.

But the dozen or so mercenaries behind him weren't so reserved.

"Big brother! Add one more! Add one more!"

"Young man, let's work together from now on!"

"My name is Wang Hubao, from a B-rank mercenary group. Be there whenever I need you!"

Su Ming didn't have many friends to begin with.

He thought about posting something cool on his WeChat Moments later.

Someone has to give it a thumbs up, right?

Anyway, the aloof, academic genius persona has already collapsed.

Let's be happy, silly, and strong!

"Come on, add them all!"

After scanning the QR code, Chu Feng stepped onto the ice.

They leaped onto the hovering military aircraft.

Before leaving, he glanced back at Su Ming.

He hesitated, then stopped, finally leaving only one sentence:

Good luck on the college entrance exam, Su!

I will handle the merit points matter as soon as possible.

The hatch closed.

The aircraft took off.

They disappeared into the night.

Su Ming watched him leave.

He turned around and followed the crowd toward Entrance No. 3.

Shen Qingci rode his big yellow horse beside him.

She glanced at him sideways.

"The look on your face just now was like you'd won the lottery."

"Of course!"

Su Ming chuckled.

"I've made a new friend, a fifth-rank lieutenant colonel."

If I get bullied in the future,

I took a screenshot and posted it on my WeChat Moments.

"Brothers, who's going to stand up for me?"

Shen Qingci: "...Can't you be a little more sensible?"

Successful people have no friends.

Su Ming said seriously, "I choose to have friends."

……

at the same time.

Wang Hubao, the mercenary captain who had just added Su Ming as a friend,

I opened my team's group chat.

Group name: [Ranking of the Federation's Strongest Mercenary Groups (10)]

[The Strongest Tiger Baby on Earth: How many new followers did I gain from that big event during the live stream?]

[Wu Yan Zu: It only went up two points. There was only a tiny bit of a signal near the exit. The energy surge made it impossible to see anything, so I shut it down a long time ago.]

[Foot Bath Explorer: Don't panic! I recorded the whole thing! Everyone, share the footage in the group chat. Selling the footage can bring in a good amount of money, so we can go get foot massages again.]

[Sharing the good times and the bad: I've contacted Tianjiao Xingwen News and Cangqiong Pictures. With the college entrance exams approaching, even the popular school news outlets are short on content; we need to sell it for a high price this time!]

[Wu Yan Zu: Then I suggest we schedule numbers 6, 9, and 12 together for this multi-player team battle!]

[Girlish Heart, Tough Guy: Um... I just joined the group, and I'm a germaphobe, can I be first?]

[Cyber Judge: No. The one with OCD should be the last to clean.]

[Girlish heart, tough guy: ??? What kind of rule is this?]

[Bald Little Baby: Group rules. Serves you right for being a germaphobe.]

[...Stop kidding, who's going to edit the video? The part where that kid falls from the sky is a little blurry because my hands were shaking.]

[...It's okay, a blurred image is even more impactful.]

[...I've already thought of a title—"Shocking! A humanoid nuclear bomb appears in Jiangcheng, and an 18-year-old college entrance exam candidate does this to a fifth-tier source beast..."]

[...This headline sounds like something out of a marketing post.]

[...That's the kind of marketing content that gets you clicks, bro!]

[...Look at this—"Internal Breakthrough! Unveiling the Inhuman Brawl Among High School Students in the Suburbs of Jiangcheng! Footage Leaked!"]

"...You're all sick."

Amidst the banter,

A carefully edited video,

The story was titled "[Shocking Changes in Jiangcheng! Mysterious High School Student Smashes Fifth-Order Source Beast's Head with a Single Punch!]".

It began to spread quietly on federal social media platforms.

In the video,

A shirtless teenager swooped down from a height of 100 meters.

With a single punch, he smashed the head off a behemoth the size of a small building.

The two most upvoted comments in the comment section:

"Is this even human?"

"Why is the fifth tier so weak?"

……

That night.

Jiangcheng Military Region Station

Senior military officer quarters.

Chu Feng leaned back on the leather sofa, sprawled out.

Holding a glass of soda with his own original flavor ice cubes in his left hand,

Holding a military terminal in his right hand,

It's being touted as something extraordinary in the group of high-ranking generals in the war zone.

[The Most Handsome Ice in the South (Chu Feng): Ugh, Old Li, you have no idea how dangerous Jiangcheng was today. A fifth-tier mutated Ironspine Rhinoceros! If I hadn't been ordered to take on this critical mission, Jiangcheng would definitely have been on high alert.]

[A senior colonel from a certain war zone: You did it all by yourself? That was almost Tier 5!]

Chu Feng's lips curled into a smirk.

Fingertips tap rapidly.

[The most handsome ice in the South (Chu Feng): Who else could it be? I froze that beast across ten thousand miles with one move, teaching it a lesson on the spot! Although I brought two burdens with me, I maintained a cool and aloof demeanor throughout, effortlessly annihilating them with a few words! [Smug]]

The message had only been sent for less than half a minute.

Suddenly, a video link from the creator of "Thunder Mercenary Group" popped up in the group chat.

Then,

The entire high-level chat group in the war zone was flooded with "???" and "Holy crap".

[Senior Colonel of the Theater Command: Old Chu, is this what you meant by... aloof and controlling?]

[Commander of a certain military region: Chu Feng, is it now fashionable for you ice-type players to ice skate as cheerleaders on the battlefield?]

"What are you playing?"

Chu Feng sat up, looking completely bewildered.

Click on the video whose views are skyrocketing by hundreds of thousands.

[Shocking Changes in Jiangcheng! Mysterious High School Student Smashes Fifth-Order Source Beast's Head with a Single Punch!]

Views: 187 million

Likes: 23

Comments: 1.2

In the picture,

A shirtless teenager fell from a height of 100 meters.

A punch landed on the giant beast's head.

The shockwave blew half of the screen away.

The image quality is somewhat rough.

The face is not clearly visible.

But I have to say,

The editor is a genius.

The video clearly shows Su Ming arrogantly saying, "I'll be merciful and tell you to smash its whole bull's head off for me."

Immediately following was a scene of Chu Feng himself slid awkwardly, his neck stiff as he yelled, "I, the low-spec version, can't hold on much longer!"—a truly absurd and embarrassing moment.

Finally, the video ended with a shot of Chu Feng's stunned, terrified face.

I created a beautifully crafted, grotesque, slow-motion close-up of a petrified toad.

Although the image was humanely blurred out,

But the lieutenant colonel of the fifth-tier ice system in the Southern Military Region

Who else could.

"puff--!!!"

Chu Feng sprayed a mouthful of iced cola all over the coffee table screen.

His eyes were even bigger than in the video.

The leather sofa beneath my bottom instantly frosted over...

The energy source is out of control!

"Oh crap!!!"

He suddenly jumped up from the sofa.