Journey to the West Arrives: Start by becoming an apprentice of the Tongtian Sect Leader!
Chapter 96 I Heard You Say It
The God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, arrived beside Venus while angrily cursing the Buddha.
The God of Wealth, who had just been looking at the God of Wealth with a look of disgust, quickly changed his expression and bowed to Venus.
"Old Star Lord, you're still as dashing as ever!"
"That battle just now was truly earth-shattering and awe-inspiring. That bald monk Cihang was completely overwhelmed by the old star lord and couldn't even lift his head."
"Truly worthy of being called the Old Star Lord, we admire you!!!"
After speaking, the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming's expression changed drastically, and he glared fiercely at Guanyin Bodhisattva in the distance.
"You bald monk Cihang, aren't you so good at yelling? You like to yell! Yell one more time for this God of Wealth to see!"
"Let me tell you, if you're bad, practice more. If you can't handle the game, don't play! Otherwise, you'll get whipped around like a top, and afterwards you'll be coughing up blood. Aren't you ashamed?!"
After Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, finished spraying Guanyin Bodhisattva, he looked at the Buddha again.
"Hehe... Duobao, how come even your hairstyle changed after you went to the West?!"
"His head is covered in bumps, it makes me want to vomit!"
"I'll tell you!"
"Stop giving explanations all the time."
"You expect us, the Heavenly Court, to give you an explanation?! Who do you think you are?!"
"Damn it! I was saying I'd make that bald monk Cihang give our Heavenly Court an explanation!"
"They suppressed my Heavenly Army soldiers and generals, and even attacked my Heavenly Marshal."
"Do you Western Buddhists think that you, from the Western world, are the greatest in the entire primordial universe?!"
At this moment, the Buddha was in great distress.
Why didn't I realize before that my junior brother Zhao Gongming had such a ruthless tongue?
Oh right...
Back when we were in the Jie Sect, it was always Junior Brother Gongming who was criticizing others. At that time, I just felt really good about Junior Brother Gongming's criticism!
But now I'm getting criticized...
Holy crap!
This is so painful.
No wonder the disciples of the Chan Sect always turned red when they encountered Junior Brother Gongming.
Who wouldn't be furious in this situation?!
Meanwhile, Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, was clearly thoroughly enjoying himself.
Seeing that the Buddha Tathagata did not respond, Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, glanced around and saw that the Dipankara Buddha was staring intently at him. He then smiled disdainfully.
"Burning Lamp! You old coffin lid!"
"What the hell are you looking at?!"
"Didn't I beat you enough back then?!"
"Come out and fight me one-on-one!"
"You call yourself Dipankara Buddha? I think you should change your name to 'Buddha of Three Surnames,' since you are a slave to three surnames and your disciple Li Jing is also a slave to three surnames."
"Who are you staring at?!"
"You disagree? Let's have a match!!!"
"Don't think that just because you've become the Buddha of the West, I won't beat you up!"
The God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, could be considered to have been the one to criticize the entire audience.
However, the gods in Heaven were already used to it, because Zhao Gongming was much more unrestrained back when he was with the Jie Sect.
Li Xuancang swallowed hard.
I thought I had a good understanding of the disciples of the Jie Sect, but now it seems that my understanding of them was still too superficial.
Putting everything else aside, their skill at cursing is truly remarkable!
Sun Wukong and the others were already dumbfounded, especially the newly arrived demon kings, such as Peng Demon King and Jiao Demon King.
People used to have a positive view of the gods in Heaven, but after what happened in the Lingxiao Palace and just now seeing the God of Wealth unleash his power and angrily berate the Western Buddhist sect, people's perceptions have changed.
These demon kings felt that the great gods of Heaven seemed more like demon kings than they were…
Seeing the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming unleash his divine power, silencing the Western Buddhist sect, Li Xuancang felt a surge of excitement.
Isn't it just insulting people?!
I can do that too!!!
And I'm a direct disciple of the Jie Sect!
So Li Xuancang stepped to the side of the God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, only to see that Zhao Gongming's expression changed again, with a gentle smile, and he cupped his hands in greeting to Li Xuancang.
"Senior brother..."
"These bastards from the Western Buddhist sect deserve to be scolded. They'll keep biting until we yell at them!"
"Senior brother, you don't need to persuade me. I'll just yell at them a couple more times!"
But Li Xuancang shook his head when he heard this.
"Junior brother... what are you saying?"
"I am a direct disciple of the master, how can I just stand by and watch you, junior brother, angrily criticize Buddhism all by yourself?"
"As the senior student, of course I have to show off!"
"When I heard you say that Cihang's bald monk was whipped like a spinning top, I think that's such a vivid and apt description."
"I even thought of a song..."
"Junior brother, I'll sing for you~"
Upon hearing this, the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up.
"Senior brother, what song came to mind?"
"Cough cough..."
All that was seen was Li Xuancang clearing his throat.
"I heard you say that~~"
"Compassionate Voyage to the Spinning Top~~"
"A lump by the roadside~~"
"I got whipped into a spinning top by the Star Lord~~"
「… … … … … … … 」
Now that powerful figures from both the Heavenly Court and the Buddhist sect have gathered, Li Xuancang's song was naturally heard clearly by everyone.
The God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, was instantly astonished.
The God of Wealth felt that all he had done before was criticize people and engage in verbal attacks.
But what about my own senior brother?!
That's so high-class!!!
You can even turn insults into songs?!
Holy crap...
No wonder my senior brother was able to become a direct disciple. There is still a lot we need to learn from him!
As Li Xuancang sang, the powerful figures from the Heavenly Court laughed heartily, while the powerful figures from the Buddhist sect looked extremely grim.
Especially Guanyin Bodhisattva, whose ears had been buzzing with the voices of Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas. Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't stand it and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Now, after hearing Li Xuancang's insults, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt her anger rising to the top of her head!
For a moment, he felt dizzy and lightheaded, and even a quasi-saint level expert could hardly stand.
puff!!!!
Another mouthful of blood spurted out, and then Guanyin Bodhisattva glared fiercely at Li Xuancang.
"Li Xuancang! You've gone too far!!!"
"How dare you insult me like this?!"
"You're the spinning top! Your whole family are spinning tops!!!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was indeed overwhelmed, and even said such things.
Li Xuancang gave a strange smile...
"Hehe... Cihang, I have no family. My family is my master and my fellow disciples in the Jie Sect."
"hiss!!!"
"Holy crap! Cihang, how dare you! You actually dared to insult my master by comparing him to a spinning top?!"
Upon hearing this, Cihang Bodhisattva was immediately stunned. When did she say that Tongtian Jiaozhu was a spinning top?!
That would be an insult to a saint...
Even if I had ten times the courage, I wouldn't dare!
"This humble monk...this humble monk has none!!!"
However, Li Xuancang did not give Cihang a chance to explain at all, and directly drew the Qingxiao Demon-Slaying Sword and pointed it at Cihang Bodhisattva.
"You bastard! How dare you insult my master!"
"Do you think my sword isn't sharp enough?!"
"Where are the disciples of the Jie Sect?!"
"This bastard insulted our master!"
"How can we let him off?!"
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