Journey to the West Arrives: Start by becoming an apprentice of the Tongtian Sect Leader!

The Primordial Demon held his head high with arrogance, as if he wanted Laozi to uphold justice.

Seeing her elder brother step forward, Qingping Daoist hurriedly spoke up as well…

"Big brother, my second brother is such a petty person, you know? He's just so petty!"

"He's simply judging others by his own petty standards!"

"What do you mean I have to compete with him for my opponent?"

"I really don't like hearing that!"

"Brother, you heard that too, right? I told you, the reason I took action was to teach that bald monk Zhunti a lesson. As for the reason, I also said it was because that bald monk Zhunti mocked my second brother!"

"As the younger brother, is it wrong for me to stand up for my older brother?!"

"Big brother, just tell me, is there something wrong with you?!"

"What do you call this? This is called having your good intentions taken for granted!"

When Yuanshi Tianmo saw that Qingping Daoist was also pretending to let Taishang Laojun preside over justice, he couldn't stand it anymore.

My foolish brother!

With your shrewish appearance, how could I not know you?

I know exactly what shape of poop you're going to produce just by sticking your butt out.

Are you still setting it up here?!

So the Primordial Demon King glared at Qingping Daoist with wide eyes, extremely angry.

"Third brother! Shut up! You're clearly just making excuses! You talk a good game, but do you really think I don't know what you're up to? Do you really think your elder brother doesn't know what you're trying to do?"

"You're too green to try and pull this on me!"

Upon hearing that the Primordial Demon had accused him of making unfounded claims, Daoist Qingping was immediately displeased.

Although I am indeed arguing illogically, do you think I don't have any dignity if you just say it like that?

I was originally going to thank you properly for helping me obtain the Chaos Bell, but now it seems like I have no right to thank you!

So Qingping Daoist also stared wide-eyed at the Primordial Heavenly Demon.

"I'm arguing unreasonably?! You're talking nonsense!"

"You're just judging others by your own petty standards!"

Then, Daoist Qingping pointed her finger at the Primordial Heavenly Demon, and the Primordial Heavenly Demon also pointed his finger at Daoist Qingping.

"You're talking nonsense! You're like a dog, always turning your back on people!"

Upon hearing the Primordial Demon say that he had a dog-like face, Qingping Daoist replied again.

"You're talking nonsense!"

The Primordial Demon spoke again...

"You're talking nonsense!"

And so... the Primordial Heavenly Demon and the Qingping Daoist talked back and forth.

"You're talking nonsense!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

"..."

The three corpses of the two Heavenly Saints were just talking nonsense back and forth.

Laozi was caught between the two and couldn't take it anymore.

"Enough! Shut up!"

"Stop talking nonsense, both of you!"

"Is such a trivial matter worth arguing about between you two saints?"

"They really have no shame! Don't they care about even the slightest bit of the dignity of a saint?"

"With so many disciples and juniors of the Xuanmen watching, what kind of behavior do you two have?!"

"What kind of behavior is this?! What kind of behavior is this?!"

Seeing that their elder brother seemed genuinely angry, the Primordial Demon King and the Qingping Daoist instantly became obedient...

After all, the elder brother's authority was deeply ingrained in people's hearts. No matter how powerful Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozhu were, as long as the elder brother Taiqing Laozi spoke, the two of them had to obey obediently.

The original body is like this, and so are the three corpses.

After seeing Laozi speak, both the Primordial Demon and the Qingping Daoist obediently shut their mouths...

However, both of them looked expectantly at Laozi, hoping that their elder brother would speak up for them.

The Primordial Demon felt that the Buddha of Guidance was his opponent, and it was only natural for him to deal with him now.

The Tongtian Sect Leader, having just obtained the Chaos Bell, a supreme treasure of creation, was itching to test its power.

A primordial treasure is no ordinary magical artifact. Testing a treasure of the Chaos Bell's level requires a suitable opponent. This is perfect; with the Buddha of Guidance present, it saves us the trouble of finding other adversaries…

All that could be seen was Laozi with his eyebrows lowered and his whisk flicked in his hand.

As the eldest brother, how could he not understand what his two brats were thinking?

After a moment of contemplation, Laozi slowly spoke...

Moreover, a meaningful smile seemed to appear on the corner of his mouth.

"Alright, alright, you two are arguing back and forth. No matter who makes a move, the other one probably won't be happy."

"But there's only one guide available, what should we do?"

"In my humble opinion... it would be better if neither of you made a move."

"I've been idle for so long, it's time for me to stretch my muscles and bones..."

"Of course, I don't just want to stretch my muscles. As the elder brother, I really don't want to see you two arguing over such trivial matters."

"There's a saying in Western Buddhism: 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' Since that's the case, I might as well take action and make you two give up your thoughts."

"Besides, didn't my main body also send over the Tai Chi diagram? ...I might as well play with the Tai Chi diagram."

"After all, there's a saying that goes, 'Holding the sun and moon in one's hands and plucking stars from the sky, there's no one like me in this world.'"

"Alright, Yuanshi Tongtian, you two step back, it's my turn to go up!"

Laozi became happier and happier as he spoke, and in the end, he could hardly contain his smile.

Upon hearing these words, the Primordial Demon and the Qingping Daoist exchanged a quick glance. As brothers, they were perfectly in sync...

The two of them thought to themselves at the same time.

not good!!!

Is this the only bald monk who leads people?

Why is even the eldest brother trying to steal it!

Isn't this ridiculous?!

Thus, the Primordial Demon and the Qingping Daoist simultaneously stepped forward, blocking Laozi's path from the left and right...

"Brother, how could a mere bald monk like you trouble yourself with such a task?!"

"Yes, yes, big brother, you can rest here. Leave this bald monk to me and second brother."

"Yeah, big brother, third brother is right. This is such a small matter, there's no need for you to get involved."

The Primordial Demon and the Qingping Daoist, who had been arguing back and forth, have now joined forces to stop Laozi.

The three corpses of the Three Pure Ones put on quite a show here, while the Buddha of Assistance on the other side looked rather displeased…

What does it mean? !

What do you mean by this?!

You think you can take me for a fool?!

Anyone can order it, right?!

Isn't this a bit too much of a bullying tactic?!

Isn't that a bit too much?!

Unable to bear it any longer, the Buddha of Guidance roared out!

"Enough!!!!"

"The Three Pure Ones! Taishang! Yuanshi! Tongtian! You three have gone too far!!!"

"Even if you all come at me together, I won't be afraid!!!"