Journey to the West Arrives: Start by becoming an apprentice of the Tongtian Sect Leader!
Chapter 331 Food Reserves and Coffin Boards
As Li Xuancang spoke, he chuckled again.
"Hehehehehehehe..."
"The spicy rabbit head tastes amazing!"
When the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what was going on.
"Senior brother, do you mean to keep this beast in the Heavenly Court, and then we can take its head, a leg, or some meat whenever we have free time?"
Is that what you mean?!
Li Xuancang nodded directly.
"No seats!!!"
"This guy's true form is a rabbit, and he also has the cultivation level of a quasi-saint. Quasi-saint level meat is something that is hard to come by."
"Even at the Peach Banquet, you can't get ingredients at the level of a quasi-saint..."
"As long as we keep raising it, our Heavenly Court will never lack ingredients at the Quasi-Saint level."
"This benefits all the immortals in Heaven, and my disciples of the Jie Sect can eat their flesh and sleep on their skin." "Isn't that wonderful?!"
After hearing Li Xuancang's suggestion, the smile on Zhao Gongming's face became even more sinister.
No wonder Senior Brother Li was able to become a personal disciple...
Compared to Senior Brother Li, I, Zhao Gongming, am far inferior!
Think about my suggestion just now, with all that talk of Samadhi Fire and Nine Netherworld Cold Spring.
This is just too low-class!
And look at Senior Brother Li's idea: to keep this beast in captivity, and then, if nothing else, get some Quasi-Saint ingredients. What the hell is this genius idea?!
You know what...
We've never actually eaten rabbit meat of near-saint level quality before!
The thought of rabbit meat of quasi-saint level made even the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming's throat tighten, and he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Then he gave Li Xuancang a thumbs up.
"As expected of your senior! This idea is truly brilliant!"
"Once today's business is over and we return to Heaven, we'll hold a long-eared rabbit feast! We'll make sure all of us, the teachers, have a great time!!!" "Rabbit legs, rabbit heads..."
"Hehehehe... It must be incredibly delicious!"
Li Xuancang, who was standing to the side, nodded and smiled.
"Junior Brother Zhao, this isn't just about rabbit legs and heads; the heart, liver, intestines, and lungs can also be enjoyed with wine~ Hehehehehehehehe..."
The true spirit of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, which was imprisoned in Li Xuancang's hands, was now utterly despondent.
devil!!!
They are all devils!!!
All the immortals in Heaven are devils!!!
Zhao Gongming, a god of wealth, and Li Xuancang, a marshal, these two celestial beings were actually discussing how to eat me right in front of me.
And it wasn't even eaten all at once...
They're trying to keep me confined, feeding me once and then again, and again and again!
This is even more demonic than a demon! It's only because the physical body of the Buddha of Dipankara has already shattered, otherwise the Buddha of Dipankara might have peed a little at this moment.
Thinking of his future fate, Dingguang Huanxi Buddha subconsciously shuddered...
He looked at Li Xuancang and Zhao Gongming with a look of horror.
"No! No! Don't do this to me! You can't do this to me!"
"I am a Quasi-Saint! I am a Quasi-Saint!!!"
"I am the Buddha of the West, I am a powerful being!"
"You've done this to me in a way that goes against the natural order! You'll get your comeuppance! You'll get your comeuppance!!!"
"Kill me! Kill me! I beg you, kill me!!!"
"I don't want to be kept in captivity! I don't want to be kept in captivity!!!"
At this point, Chang Er Ding Guangxian no longer hoped to survive; instead, he begged Li Xuancang and Zhao Gongming to kill him.
After all, living is worse than being dead...
Li Xuancang completely ignored Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's cries and, without a word, took the Buddha's true spirit into his sleeve. "Hehehe... What are you yelling about? This marshal doesn't understand you. Go inside and stay put!"
And so, one of the top powers in the primordial world, a quasi-saint level expert, the Buddha of the Western Spirit Mountain, Dingguang Huanxi, directly became Li Xuancang's reserve food.
It is foreseeable that... the Heavenly Court will not lack ingredients of Quasi-Saint level in the future.
In the future Peach Banquet, in addition to the dragon liver and phoenix marrow, there will probably be an extra dish of rabbit meat of quasi-saint level.
A quasi-saint powerhouse from the Western Spirit Mountain has perished... no, strictly speaking, he hasn't perished, but it's practically the same as perishing.
Many powerful figures from Mount Ling were filled with fear upon witnessing this scene.
In particular, many people had just heard Zhao Gongming and Li Xuancang's discussion...
The Buddha of Dipankara was actually used as a reserve food.
This is really a disadvantage because its true form is a rabbit.
If the true form of Dipankara Buddha is not a rabbit, how could it have become a source of food?
Just like Julusun and Mahasthamaprapta, how swiftly they died…
Nowadays, many powerful Westerners consider a clean death a blessing. Otherwise, being treated like Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, being used as food for future consumption, with more to come after the current one, would be true torture.
At the same time, many Buddhas secretly rejoiced...
Fortunately, my true form isn't something delicious, so I won't be targeted by that devil Li Xuancang!
The God of Wealth Zhao Gongming and Li Xuancang captured the Western Buddha Dingguang Huanxi and imprisoned him, turning him into a reserve food for the Heavenly Court.
This event greatly boosted the morale of the celestial beings in Heaven!
The loss of another quasi-saint level expert is a significant blow to the Western Spirit Mountain.
Especially after hearing what Li Xuancang and Zhao Gongming had just said, many Buddhas were already filled with fear, which caused the morale of the Western Paradise to plummet again and again!
Guang Chengzi, who was fighting against Dipankara Buddha, also noticed the commotion on Li Xuancang's side.
Guang Chengzi glared fiercely at Dipankara Buddha...
"Damn old coffin lid!"
"Why aren't you a rabbit?!"
"I'm asking you! Why aren't you a rabbit?!" "Even if you're not a rabbit, you could be any other creature, why does it have to be a coffin lid?!"
"Speak! Look me in the eyes!"
"Why are you a coffin lid?!"
At this moment, Dipankara Buddha really wanted to curse.
What do you mean, "Why am I a coffin lid?"
I am the embodiment of a coffin lid. If I'm not a coffin lid, what am I?!
What?! You want me to be some kind of animal so you can eat me?!
Thinking of this, the ancient Buddha Dipankara's face turned pale and then flushed.
"Guang Chengzi! You've gone too far!!!"
Just then, Guang Chengzi's eyes suddenly lit up, and then he was heard talking to himself...
"Even a coffin board has its uses. Junior Brother Li and the others want to cook rabbit meat, so they'll need firewood. Why don't we chop up your coffin board and use it as firewood?"
"We can chop some more firewood and send it to our eldest master, since he always needs firewood to refine pills!" "Hahahaha! I'm so clever!!!"
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