Douluo V: Daily Intelligence - I Want All of Tang San's Opportunities

"Su Yuntao, are you deaf? Why aren't you saying anything?"

There was a buzzing sound in my ears, like a fly buzzing around.

Lin Tao frowned.

"Su Yuntao! I'm talking to you!"

The voice became even shriller.

Lin Tao opened his eyes with difficulty.

The sunlight was dazzling, streaming in obliquely through the bamboo curtains of the teahouse. The bluestone path, the rustic wooden building, and the faint aroma of tea filled the air.

Then he saw two people.

A girl in a pale yellow dress was biting her lip, looking extremely wronged; this was his girlfriend, Sisi.

Another person, dressed in the Spirit Hall's standard deacon uniform with the silver insignia of an assistant deacon embroidered on the hem of his robe, had his nostrils pointing to the sky. This person was Shi Zhenxiang, Sisi's best friend.

and many more.

When did I get a girlfriend?

The moment the thought popped into Lin Tao's mind, a massive flood of memories surged into his brain like a burst dam.

His name is Su Yuntao, and he is from Nottingham.

He awakened his Lone Wolf martial soul at the age of six, entered the intermediate soul master academy at the age of twelve, graduated at the age of eighteen, and joined the Spirit Hall in the same year, becoming a junior deacon of the Spirit Hall Notting City branch.

Now, he is twenty-five years old and has a soul power level of twenty-six.

So, did he time travel?

He transmigrated into Su Yuntao, a tool character in "Douluo Continent," the "blind Douluo" who spent his days awakening martial souls for rural children and ultimately judged Tang San's Blue Silver Grass as a "standard useless martial soul."

He's already twenty-five, and his soul power is only level twenty-six. His martial soul is still a damn useless Lone Wolf.

Lin Tao took a deep breath. What kind of divine start is this?

Everyone else who transmigrates awakens two martial souls, has full innate soul power, has an old grandfather by their side, and is given Qian Renxue at the start. Now it's my turn, I'm just an old bachelor, with the lowest soul power and a useless martial soul. Is this for real?

"Snap"

Shi Zhenxiang slammed a pink gift box heavily on the table, making the teacup jump.

"Su Yuntao, did you even hear me? It's Sisi's birthday, and you're going to try and fool her with this piece of junk?"

Lin Tao looked down and saw that it was the jade hairpin that the original owner had saved up for two months and spent fifteen gold soul coins to buy.

Sisi finally spoke up, her voice so soft and sweet it seemed like it could be squeezed to release water:

"Yuntao, Xiangxiang didn't mean it that way. I really like the hairpin you gave me."

Shi Zhenxiang sneered:

"You like it? Sisi, you're too easygoing. The young master Liu I introduced to you yesterday offered you a 300-year-old blood ginseng, and you rejected those conditions just to wait for this?"

She shook the box in her hand:

"Even my maids wouldn't want such a broken hairpin."

Sisi tugged at Shi Zhenxiang's sleeve:

"Xiangxiang, stop talking. You know Yuntao's family situation. Besides, his monthly salary is only ten gold soul coins. He has already saved up for two months by being frugal to buy this. Although it can't compare to Young Master Liu's blood ginseng, I don't mind."

Lin Tao listened quietly.

I noticed a key phrase – “Young Master Liu”.

So, they've already chosen the next company?

Moreover, you have to listen to women in reverse; if they don't mind, it means they really do mind.

In other words, you can't give me what I want, but I won't initiate the breakup. I'll make you get out of here on your own.

Lin Tao had seen this routine at least twenty times in his previous life on dating apps.

"Su Yuntao!" Shi Zhenxiang's tone became even more aggressive when she saw that he didn't speak. "Sisi doesn't mind that you're poor because she's kind, but don't push your luck! Who do you think you are? A junior steward who's been running errands for over ten years, you're just a piece of trash!"

"Alright."

Lin Tao spoke up.

The voice wasn't loud, but Shi Zhenxiang and Sisi were both taken aback.

When did Su Yuntao, who was always so timid and would only chuckle when scolded, ever speak in this tone?

Lin Tao held out his hand: "Give it to me."

"What?" Shi Zhenxiang frowned.

"A hairpin." Lin Tao nodded, pointing to the box in her hand. "Didn't you say this thing wasn't presentable?"

Shi Zhenxiang handed it over subconsciously.

Lin Tao took it, stuffed it directly into his pocket, and said in a flat tone:

"If you think it's bad, then don't take it."

Sisi's aggrieved face finally broke down: "Su Yuntao! Today is my birthday! What do you mean by taking the gift back?"

"I know it's your birthday." Lin Tao looked at her and smiled. "Precisely because it's your birthday, I don't want you to suffer this injustice. This piece of junk is not good enough for you. I'll take it away so it won't get in your eyes."

He turned to Shi Zhenxiang:

"As for you, an assistant butler, who gave you the audacity to yell at me? And you even tried to set up dates for other people's girlfriends? Are you a best friend or a pimp?"

Shi Zhenxiang's face instantly turned red:

"Su Yuntao! What nonsense are you spouting!"

"I'm talking nonsense?" Lin Tao scoffed. "Then put your hand on your heart and tell me, wasn't that Young Master Liu someone you introduced to Sisi? You're an outsider, meddling more than her mother. Don't you think you're ridiculous?"

Shi Zhenxiang's lips trembled, and she pointed at him but couldn't utter a single word.

Lin Tao turned around, took one last look at Sisi, and smiled with genuine sincerity:

"Sisi, if you think we're not a good match, just tell me directly. It's exhausting to go through all this trouble. But since you've let me speak first, listen up: today it was Su Yuntao who dumped you, not you who kicked me out."

After saying that, he turned and left, his steps light and his back view dashing.

"Su Yuntao!" Sisi screamed as she watched Su Yuntao leave, "If you dare walk out this door today, it's over for good!"

Lin Tao paused, turned back to look at her, and smiled nonchalantly: "Haven't you been waiting for this day?"

After saying that, he strode away.

Behind him came faint screams of exasperation and roars from Shi Zhenxiang, but Lin Tao was too lazy to turn around.

He's not the simp he was back then, so he won't tolerate this kind of top-tier green tea bitch.

Just as I stepped out of the street where the teahouse was located, a downpour began.

Pedestrians on the street scurried away, but he stood alone in the middle of the rain, his face upturned, letting the rain wash away the heat from his recent outburst.

As the two memories gradually merged, he completely accepted the fact that from now on, he was Su Yuntao.

This start is a bit tricky!

At twenty-five, while others at that age have already become gods, he is still a level twenty-six Great Soul Master, and he has no money or background.

Lin Tao felt increasingly heartbroken as he thought about it.

How about finding a pretty girl?

Should I just tell her, "I don't want to work hard anymore?"

Just then.

[Daily intelligence system fully loaded!]

[Today's information has been updated!]

A line of pale gold seal script characters appeared on his retina, bright and clear.

Su Yuntao blinked, then blinked again.

Then he suddenly wiped the rain off his face, threw his head back and laughed loudly, startling passersby who were taking shelter from the rain, who took three steps back.

"System Daddy, you've finally remembered me!"

"I spoke too loudly just now. I think this number can still be salvaged!"