Divine fortune teller and traditional Chinese medicine doctor
Chapter 628 I'll Teach You a Joke to Save Your Life
Similarly, the female demon also wanted this female cultivator to perform her talents to make her happy.
Although the female cultivator was also terrified, she was calmer than the first one, so she danced for the female demon.
It must be said that this female cultivator's dance moves were quite good; it was clear that she had studied this skill in a specialized way.
"Hmm, your dance has brought me some pleasure. Not bad, you don't have to die for now."
After taking a sip of wine, the female demon of Xishan spoke to the female cultivator and then slightly raised her hand, storing her back into her spatial magic treasure.
Then, the female demon pulled out another male cultivator from inside the light barrier, and made him perform a talent.
The cultivator seemed to be mentally prepared, and sang a song for the female demon.
However, the other party's singing voice was so unpleasant that the female demon frowned as she listened, clearly not deriving any pleasure from his performance.
call!
"what!"
Sure enough, this unfortunate cultivator was also thrown into the pool and became food for the crocodile monster.
Now everyone understands: this female demon wants them to perform talents for her to please her.
If you succeed in pleasing them, you can live; otherwise, you will be devoured by the crocodile monster.
So the remaining 33 people inside the light shield began to think about what kind of talent they should perform in order to save their lives.
Li Mu was definitely not flustered. In terms of talent, besides playing the zither, he actually had many other talents, because the Guiyuan Tianyi Jue inheritance included various traditional skills such as playing the zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and the level was extremely high.
However, Li Mu rarely shows it.
Having comprehended the rules of music and the universe, he believed that his musical skills would surely please the female demon.
Of course, Li Mu was no longer thinking about how to please the female demon, but how to take advantage of this excellent opportunity to kill her!
If others knew that Li Mu, a mere Divine Realm cultivator, was actually plotting to kill a Heavenly Realm expert, he would surely be considered completely insane.
"Brother Li, do you have any special talents?"
At this moment, Zhang Jie, who was standing next to Li Mu, looked somewhat frightened and asked him a question via telepathy.
"Uh, I know a little, Brother Zhang. What, you don't have any talents?" Li Mu replied telepathically.
"I can't! I really don't have any skills. I've always focused on my training, so I haven't had the energy to learn any entertainment skills."
Zhang Jie said with a bitter face.
Li Mu believed that what he said was true. He and his sister Zhang Yu grew up in such a dangerous and difficult environment, and they really didn't have much time, mood or interest to learn things that cultivators considered mere entertainment.
call!
At this moment, another somewhat overweight man was captured and taken away by the West Mountain Demoness.
"What talents do you possess?" the female demon asked coldly.
"Um... senior, I really don't know anything about music, chess, calligraphy, painting, lyrics, poetry, or anything like that. Anyway... you're just trying to have fun, so how about I tell you a joke?"
The fat man's forehead was sweating slightly, and he asked tremblingly.
"A joke? Fine, as long as it makes me happy."
The female demon raised her wine glass and agreed to the other party's request.
So the fat man stammered out a little joke.
It has to be said that although his joke was short, it was quite funny.
Even the Demoness of Xishan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
And so, the fat man escaped unscathed.
"Brother Zhang, did you see that? Even if you don't have any special talents, telling jokes will do. Why don't you tell the female demon a joke?"
Li Mu nudged Zhang Jie with his elbow and said.
"A joke? I... I don't know how to tell one! I've never heard a joke before. Brother Li, do you know any jokes? If you do, why don't you teach me one? It would be like saving my life!"
Zhang Jie looked at Li Mu with pleading eyes and asked.
"Well, I do know a few jokes. Okay, I'll teach you one now. It goes like this: A man fell in love with a beautiful woman, and every time he saw her from afar, he had a very strong reaction! Therefore, the man never dared to ask her out. Finally, the man couldn't resist any longer and asked her out, and the woman happily agreed! Afraid of being too inappropriate during their meeting, the man tied his 'little brother' to his right leg. The man arrived at the woman's door, and she opened the door wearing a very sexy outfit! Bang! Suddenly, the man violently kicked the woman away with his right leg!"
Without hesitation, Li Mu told Zhang Jie a little joke.
"Hahaha……"
After hearing Li Mu's joke, Zhang Jie almost burst out laughing, then quickly covered his mouth with his hand.
"Brother Li, you really know everything! Your joke is hilarious! It will definitely make the West Mountain Demoness happy! Hahaha!" Zhang Jie excitedly transmitted his voice to Li Mu.
"You remembered that?"
"I've got it! Thank you so much, Brother Li!" Zhang Jie was extremely grateful.
The joke Li Mu taught him saved his life!
He was saved, and his sister was naturally saved as well, so Li Mu saved the siblings once again!
Zhang Jie's gratitude towards Li Mu was beyond words.
In Li Mu's opinion, if the female demon of Xishan had captured him first, Zhang Jie might not have needed to tell jokes at all.
Because if nothing unexpected happens, this cruel and inhuman female demon of Xishan will die from the demonic energy!
call!
Whoohoo!
As expected, the female demon of Xishan dragged out the cultivators inside the light barrier one by one to amuse her.
Those that succeed are collected into the spatial treasure; those that fail are fed directly to the crocodiles.
Thus, eighteen people have been captured, and more than half of them have become food for crocodiles.
The fear intensified among those remaining inside the light barrier.
call!
Suddenly, Li Mu felt an invisible force envelop him, and in the next moment he flew out of the light barrier and arrived in front of the West Mountain Demoness.
Sure enough, he was caught before Zhang Jie.
Zhang Jie, inside the light shield, saw Li Mu being dragged out, his face filled with tension and worry.
He was very worried that his benefactor might meet with misfortune.
Clearly, Zhang Jie had come to regard Li Mu, his benefactor, as his sworn brother from the bottom of his heart.
"You're the last one I've captured recently, so I hope you won't disappoint me. What talents do you possess?"
The Demoness of Xishan looked at Li Mu with her alluring and profound eyes and asked.
Because of the concealment provided by the Illusion Fusion Technique, this female demon was still unable to detect anything about Li Mu that made him different.
For example, his Yin-Yang Yuan Soul power, his Chaos Body, his Spiritual Realm Yuan Soul, and the demonic energy within his dantian.
These are all heaven-defying characteristics that would be impossible to exist in the mortal realm.
Otherwise, this female demon would most likely not kill him; she would definitely try to control Li Mu, this rare genius, and turn him into her puppet or servant.
"Um, Senior, I can play the zither, but I don't own one," Li Mu said.
"Oh? You can play the zither? That's great! I love listening to music! I have a zither here."
Upon hearing Li Mu mention that he could play the zither, the West Mountain Demoness's eyes lit up with delight. She then took out an antique-looking zither from her spatial magic treasure and handed it to Li Mu.
Upon learning that the female demon loved listening to music, Li Mu was secretly delighted.
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