Divine fortune teller and traditional Chinese medicine doctor
Chapter 34 This old man is really something.
Holy crap, is this guy's brain circuitry that bizarre?
She actually expects an old man like me to guess what her thing is?
Upon hearing the test question posed by You Meiyu, Li Mu was speechless.
Lu Ming couldn't help but glance at her sideways, nudging You Meiyu's arm with her elbow and whispering, "Meiyu, aren't you being a bit too... how can you make people guess that?"
"Mr. Lu, only this way can we expose his true colors as a swindler! You heard him say he can predict anything with a divination, so let's have him predict something absolutely private! If he can figure it out, then something truly miraculous will happen!"
As she spoke, You Meiyu cast another look at Li Mu, one that was seven parts disdain and three parts provocation.
"Your test question is unreasonable. Even if I calculate it correctly, you can still deny it. Anyway, nobody can see what you're wearing underneath."
Li Mu steadied himself and then spoke.
"Don't worry! As long as you can calculate it correctly, I'll show it to you! President Lu can vouch for it! I, You Meiyu, always keep my word!"
You Meiyu raised her chin and said.
"Meiyu, what are you doing? Aren't you embarrassed? I'm ashamed for you."
President Lu glared at You Meiyu.
"What's there to be afraid of? He's so old, even if he saw a beautiful woman naked, he probably wouldn't react at all. Hehehe!"
You Meiyu chuckled, and as she spoke, she deliberately glanced down at Li Mu's waist.
Li Mu was left speechless and embarrassed by this impetuous woman.
But in his heart he was thinking: Damn it, do you look down on me?
Don't let my old appearance fool you, I'm actually more energetic than a young person!
"Alright, since you put it that way, I'll cast a divination and give it a try."
Li Mu frowned slightly, then began to circulate his Guiyuan spiritual energy to cast a divination.
To make it look like a fortune telling gesture, he even stretched out his left hand.
He wasn't doing this to show off, but rather to lessen the shock value of it.
After all, the idea of divination using only one's thoughts without doing anything is too mystical.
Li Mu successfully cast a divination, obtaining the upper trigram Li Fire ☲, the lower trigram Qian Heaven ☰, and the body trigram being Li Fire.
The body hexagram refers to the object being calculated. In this case, Li Mu wants to calculate the underwear worn by You Meiyu, so the fire hexagram here corresponds to the underwear.
The color corresponding to the fire trigram is usually red, while the color corresponding to the lower trigram, the heaven trigram Qian, is usually white.
When red and white are combined, they create pink.
In this way, Li Mu could calculate the color of the other person's clothes.
The trigram Li (☲) consists of yang lines at the top and bottom, with a broken yin line in the middle. The emptiness within Li suggests the other person is wearing a see-through garment.
In addition, the Li trigram also represents beautiful and flowery images, which, when applied to women's underwear, would likely be decorative lace.
Based on the interpretation of the hexagram, Li Mu determined the color and basic style of the underwear that You Meiyu was wearing.
"Hmph! Pretentious!"
Seeing Li Mu with his eyes closed, counting on his fingers, looking exactly like a charlatan from the martial arts world, I couldn't help but snort coldly.
"Miss You, if I'm not mistaken, you're wearing a pink dress with cutouts and lace trim."
Li Mu opened his eyes and said directly.
"..."
Upon hearing Li Mu's words, You Meiyu was instantly stunned.
Seeing You Meiyu's stunned expression, Lu Ming also covered her mouth in surprise and asked, "Meiyu, did he predict it all? You really are wearing this style and color of underwear?"
"How is this possible? He was right! My God, this is unbelievable!"
At this point, You Meiyu no longer needed to deny it, and she exclaimed in surprise with wide eyes.
Perhaps Lu Ming was too eager to witness a miracle, because she actually reached out and pulled open You Meiyu's shirt collar, revealing her bra.
After all, proving Li Mu's miraculous abilities meant that her chances of survival had greatly increased!
"Oh my god! It really is the pink openwork version!"
Lu Ming also exclaimed in surprise.
Li Mu stood there calmly, glancing at the other person's ample bosom to confirm that it matched the calculated result perfectly.
However, it must be said that this female assistant's figure is really impressive; she's practically a human weapon!
But Li Mu dared not look too long, otherwise this hot-tempered woman would call him an old lecher.
In fact, while Lu Ming was shocked, she also looked at You Meiyu and thought to herself, "This guy is actually quite a closet pervert, wearing such sexy lingerie."
It's a cutout design, who is she trying to impress?
Could it be that this girl found a boyfriend?
"Damn it! You were right! Alright, Mr. Li, I admit you are a bit uncanny. But how do you plan to treat our CEO Lu?"
After recovering from her shock, You Meiyu looked at Li Mu and asked.
Now, her attitude of questioning and disdain towards Li Mu has obviously diminished a lot.
The facts were right in front of her, and she had no choice but to admit it!
She changed into this set of underwear after taking a shower last night, and no one but herself could possibly know that.
The old man was able to predict so accurately; if it wasn't because his divination skills were miraculous, then the other party must have X-ray vision.
She thought the second possibility was even more far-fetched.
"I have an ancient acupuncture formula specifically for tumors. Of course, Miss Lu's condition is indeed very serious, and one acupuncture session may not be enough to cure it. In the end, several sessions will be needed, depending on the specific treatment results. If Miss Lu trusts me, I will give you one acupuncture session today, and you can come back for a follow-up examination in three days to see how the treatment is going."
Li Mu looked at Lu Ming and said.
"So... what are the side effects of the injection? Is the process painful?"
Lu Ming asked.
"There are no side effects. During the injection process, apart from a slight tingling or numbness in the local area, there will be no pain."
Li Mu answered confidently.
"Alright, then please treat me."
Now, Lu Ming has no concerns and immediately agrees to accept Li Mu's treatment.
You Meiyu didn't say anything this time, nor did she try to stop it.
She wasn't sure if Li Mu could cure President Lu's illness, but she now truly believed that this seemingly ordinary old man did indeed possess some skill.
"The acupuncture formula I'll be using is called the 'Pulse-Clearing and Carbuncle-Eliminating Acupuncture'. This formula works by clearing the Ren and Du meridians, invigorating Yang and activating Yuan Qi, and using Qi and blood to remove blockages and dispel cold and dampness, thereby achieving the effect of eliminating tumors. Therefore, I will be needling the main acupoints on your Ren and Du meridians, Miss Lu. You should know where the Ren and Du meridians are, right?"
Li Mu looked at Lu Ming and said seriously.
Although he was telling the truth, perhaps because his body had become younger, his desire for the opposite sex had become more active and intense, and he couldn't help but have some wicked thoughts.
Unblocking the Ren and Du meridians requires acupuncture at major acupoints on the chest and back, which means Lu Ming needs to perform acupuncture in front of Li Mu.
Li Mu couldn't remain completely calm about having to reveal his true self to such a stunningly beautiful young woman.
Although he is an old Chinese medicine doctor, he is still a man, isn't he?
It's said that there's no difference in gender when it comes to doctors, but nobody believes that.
Of course, he was just daydreaming quietly; he wasn't really that lewd as to actually try to take advantage of the girl under the guise of seeing a doctor.
"Unblock the Ren and Du meridians? You mean... I need to take all my clothes..."
Even if Lu Ming didn't understand medicine, she knew where the Ren and Du meridians were, and her pretty face immediately turned red with embarrassment.
"Mr. Li, I admit you're quite skilled at fortune telling. I'll believe you for now that you're not charging. But you're not trying to use your reputation as a miracle doctor to seduce women, are you? If so, I'll call the police immediately!"
You Meiyu glared at Li Mu and spoke in a warning tone.
"What did you say? Sexually assaulting me? Humph, little girl, don't make false accusations! If you want treatment, treat me; if not, leave! Do you think I'm going to be so eager to save someone? Go away, go away!"
Li Mu could no longer tolerate it. His face darkened, and he raised his hand to shoo the person away.
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