I'm dressed up as a fake young master, and the real young master is frantically begging me to s

Zhou Shijin was startled by the sudden sound and quickly turned around to look.

Two tall security guards were seen walking quickly toward them.

Zhou Shijin was known as a leader among children since he was a child, and he did similar things many times.

He pretended to be nonchalant and took out his phone from his pocket.

"Hey, I'm here. Where do you live again? Okay, I'll be right there."

As he spoke, he walked towards the two security guards.

"Hey kid, stop right there! What are you doing, sneaking around like that?"

Zhou Shijin paused, a look of confusion on his face.

"Want to chat with me?"

The two security guards did not answer, but their eyes were fixed on him.

"Um, I'm just accompanying my older brother to visit my sister-in-law. Is that any of your business?"

Upon hearing Zhou Shijin's words, one of the security guards was so angry that he laughed.

Visiting someone's house? Who's visiting with binoculars in hand?

"Let me tell you, we've been watching you for a while now. Tell me honestly, what exactly do you do?"

Despite being questioned by the security guard, Zhou Shijin remained calm and composed.

"You mean this? Well, since you've seen it all, I won't hide it anymore."

Actually, I'm the neighborhood wildlife observer, keeping an eye on everyone's activities from early morning to late at night.

"At the same time, I'm also a senior member of the wildlife conservation association, and I'm just checking our neighborhood for any stray wild animals!"

The two security guards exchanged a glance, and the same thought popped into their minds at the same time: This person has mental problems!

The next moment, the two of them actually took a step back at the same time.

That wary expression made it seem as if the person in front of him was some kind of ferocious beast.

One of them asked cautiously, "This patient, no, this young man, who let you in?"

Do you remember which hospital you worked at?

Zhou Shijin: "..."

What the heck? Are they treating me like I'm mentally ill?

Seeing that he didn't speak, another security guard quickly turned on his walkie-talkie.

"Old Wang, Old Wang, there's a handsome young man in our neighborhood who's about 1.85 meters tall."

Did you let this person in? Did you verify their identity?

The next moment, a voice came through the intercom:

"Captain, the kid you're talking about is from my hometown. Don't worry, he's not a bad person."

Let me tell you, his sister-in-law is a 50-year-old woman who gave birth at an advanced age.

She's having a difficult childbirth in the hospital right now, and I guess she's about to die.

At this critical juncture, his brother actually cheated on his sister-in-law.

The young man just came to persuade his older brother to see his sister-in-law one last time; he wouldn't cause any trouble.

Upon hearing this, the two security guards fell silent.

"Okay, I understand!"

The security guard turned off his walkie-talkie and gave Zhou Shijin a strange look.

"Hey kid, if something this big happened, just say it directly. Why are you being so secretive?"

"I'm just giving you a friendly reminder: the people who live here are all rich and powerful. If you cause any trouble, you'll be the one who suffers in the end."

Another security guard quickly chimed in, "That's right, you should be at the hospital with your sister-in-law right now."

Let me tell you, whether you're a man or a woman, there's only the option of cheating zero times or countless times.

Once someone starts having affairs, not even ten oxen could pull them back.

Take my advice, go back.

Just as Zhou Shijin was about to say something, a voice sounded from behind him.

"Shi Jin, what are you doing here?"

Zhou Shijin's eyelids twitched twice. He stiffly turned around, a forced smile on his face.

"Brother, I was worried something might happen to you, so I secretly followed you here. Shall we... go home now?"

Little did they know, the two security guards' expressions changed drastically upon seeing Zhou Shi'an.

What's going on? This kid's brother is actually the eldest son of the wealthy Zhou family?

Although they were just ordinary security guards at the bottom of the hierarchy, they were only thinking about how to survive and had no interest in entertainment gossip.

He didn't even recognize many celebrities, but having worked in Kyoto for five or six years, he was quite familiar with the renowned eldest son of the Zhou family.

They had heard before that people from wealthy families were often a little bit perverted.

Now that I've stumbled upon such a huge piece of gossip, I hope I won't be silenced.

Thinking of this, the two quickly lowered their heads, silently chanting in their hearts: You can't see me, you can't see me...

When Zhou Shi'an saw his younger brother's embarrassed expression, he didn't think much of it.

In fact, he had long since discovered that Zhou Shijin was following him, but he hadn't said anything.

"Okay, let's go!"

With that, Zhou Shi'an opened the car door and got in.

Seeing this, Zhou Shijin immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, remember to keep this a secret!"

After leaving a message, he hurriedly ran towards the car.

The two security guards only noticed the vehicle after it started moving and disappeared from sight.

Their backs were already soaked with cold sweat.

However, when the car arrived at the entrance of the residential area, it was stopped by the security guard.

"Young man, are you alright?"

Zhou Shijin's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he hurriedly rolled down the car window.

"It's nothing, um, thanks for earlier, we'll be going now if there's nothing else."

After saying that, he quickly closed the car window.

"Wait a minute!" The security guard reached out to stop him, his gaze falling on Zhou Shi'an in the driver's seat.

Holy crap! Dude, don't mess with me!

If you blurt it out, my brother will definitely skin me alive!

Without thinking twice, Zhou Shijin quickly winked at the security guard.

Unfortunately, the security guard was inwardly admiring the two brothers' good looks and didn't notice his actions.

No wonder she can drive a luxury car at such a young age. With looks like that, what rich woman wouldn't be smitten?

Unlike me, I've been in Kyoto for two months and can only work as a security guard.

Comparing yourself to others is truly infuriating!

"What's wrong?" Zhou Shi'an looked at the other person with a puzzled expression.

The voice interrupted the security guard's thoughts, and he hurriedly said, "Brother, don't blame me for being nosy."

We men need to be responsible; we can't just pick up a bowl to eat, then smash it after we're full.

Listen to your brother, go home and live a good life.

Upon hearing the security guard's words, Zhou Shi'an had some vague suspicions.

His gaze swept back and forth between his younger brother and the security guard.

Then, he gave a gentle smile and said, "I understand."

Seeing that the other person seemed to have really listened, the security guard smiled and then made way for them.

"Young man, take care!"

As the car drove away, the security guard waved enthusiastically.

Just then, the two security guards from before rushed over.

Upon seeing this, his expression immediately changed: "Captain, let me explain, just now..."

Before he could finish speaking, the security captain waved his hand.

"It's alright. In our line of work, we have to be perceptive."

"If you hadn't let that person in, things would probably have been much worse."

At this point, he seemed to remember something, and his expression turned serious.

"Old Wang, even though we are just low-level security guards, there are still many things we need to learn and pay attention to."

I'm going to share my experience from all these years with you; listen carefully.

Upon hearing this, the security guard named Lao Wang hurriedly took out a small notebook and a pen from his pocket.

"Captain, you say it, I'll remember it."

Seeing his eagerness to learn, the captain nodded with great satisfaction.

"First of all, I want to tell you that security guards are also divided into different levels. If you are a security guard in an ordinary residential community, you should remember the following points."

First: Maintain good physical health so you're always ready to teach those ungrateful homeowners a lesson.

Upon hearing this, Old Wang paused, his pen still.

Wait a minute, something feels off.

"Second: Keep your eyes open and ears at all times, and be ready to deal with any delivery drivers who are left out."

Third: Be firm in your stance and make the homeowner understand that just because they bought the house doesn't mean they have the final say.

Fourth: Go for a run now and then. If you ever encounter a criminal, you'll know what it means to escape unscathed.

The security guard, surnamed Wang, expressed his shock and incomprehension.

But his hands didn't stop moving; he quickly wrote down the captain's instructions.

"Captain, what are some key points that we should keep in mind for a neighborhood like ours?"

Hearing the other party's humble request for advice, the captain unconsciously puffed out his chest and said confidently:

"Simple, just do the opposite of all four things I just mentioned!"

Upon hearing this, the two security guards exchanged a glance and froze on the spot...