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Chapter 68 My older brother really knows how!
After dinner, inside the Zhou family villa.
Zhou Shijin habitually walked into his older brother's bedroom.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw Zhou Shi'an sitting on the sofa, with the ashtray next to him piled high with cigarette butts.
"Brother, what's wrong? Something's on your mind?"
Zhou Shi'an shook his head: "No, it's just that I've gotten used to studying and working over the years."
Suddenly having free time, I don't know what to do.
"You scared me to death! I thought you and your sister-in-law had a fight." Zhou Shijin muttered to himself as he sat down on the sofa.
"Well, cigarettes aren't a good thing."
Over time, your lungs will turn completely black. Brother, you should smoke less in the future.
Most importantly, it leaves a bad taste in your mouth if you smoke too much, and girls seem to find it repulsive.
"It would be so awkward if you and your sister-in-law kissed then."
Zhou Shi'an: "..."
After a few seconds of silence, he stubbed out the half-burnt cigarette in his hand.
"By the way, brother, since you're free, why don't you chat with your wife?"
Upon hearing this, Zhou Shi'an blinked in confusion and instinctively asked, "What are you talking about?"
Seeing that even his older brother had things he didn't understand, Zhou Shijin suddenly felt as if he had found some kind of fun.
He began to speak at length: "You can talk about anything, but let me tell you, communication is the bridge to relationships."
No matter how good a relationship is between two people, if they don't contact each other for a long time, it will definitely change.
The same applies to dating; you have to be inseparable all the time.
"Hmm, that makes sense!" Zhou Shi'an nodded, picked up his phone, and sent a message to Liu Mengyue:
"What are you doing?"
The next moment, a reply came instantly: Just finished showering, I'm drying my hair, how about you?
Zhou Shi'an typed a line of text, then quickly deleted it, and finally replied: Okay, dry your hair first, we'll talk in a bit.
The message was still replied to instantly: It's okay, it'll be the same even if I blow it later.
Zhou Shijin, who was standing nearby, quickly leaned over and happened to see the conversation between the two.
He couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, your wife really loves you!"
"Hmm?" Zhou Shi'an looked at his younger brother with a puzzled expression.
"Hey, bro, you don't understand. If a girl likes someone, she'll definitely reply to messages instantly."
However, this isn't always the case; some girls are concerned about their image and like to put on airs.
She would also deliberately delay responding, putting on an aloof act.
At this point, a mysterious smile appeared on his face.
"Especially in one situation, if she says she wants to take a shower, then you shouldn't just wait around like an idiot."
"Just throw your phone away and go to sleep."
Before Zhou Shi'an could ask for the reason, he continued:
"Because once the girl says those words, it's as if she's been kidnapped, and there's absolutely no follow-up."
My sister-in-law would rather skip blow-drying her hair than not keep chatting with me—that's true love!
Upon hearing this, Zhou Shi'an seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly replied in the chat box:
No, girls are prone to catching a cold. Dry your hair quickly, listen to me.
Liu Mengyue replied to the message instantly: Okay!
The next moment, a video call window popped up.
Zhou Shi'an was clearly taken aback. He hesitated for a few seconds before pressing the call button.
Liu Mengyue was wearing an adorable bunny pajama set and sitting in front of her dressing table.
"I'll be very obedient, so that it won't interfere with our chat."
As Liu Mengyue spoke, she used a hairdryer to dry her hair.
Zhou Shi'an: "..."
Seeing his embarrassed expression, Liu Mengyue couldn't help but smile sweetly: "You suddenly started talking to me today because you missed me?"
Although Zhou Shi'an has never been in a relationship in either of his two lifetimes, it doesn't mean he has no emotional intelligence at all.
He replied without hesitation, "Do I need to answer whether you yes, or whether you've thought about it?"
"Mmm!" Liu Mengyue replied, blushing.
Zhou Shi'an's lips curled into a smile: "Oh? What do you mean by that 'hmm'?"
Only then did Liu Mengyue realize what was happening.
The other person seemed to be asking a question, but what they said was a statement of fact, because both options indicated that the other person missed them.
She suppressed a loud, goose-like laugh and quickly said, "Yes, I need it!"
"Yes, I miss you!"
Ah~~~ Ah~~~ Ah~~~
Upon hearing Zhou Shi'an's answer, Liu Mengyue inwardly let out a screech.
Fearing she might lose control in her emotional state, she quickly turned the camera around.
"What's wrong?"
The next moment, the camera was pointed out the window.
"Zhou, Zhou Shi'an, the moon is so round and beautiful tonight!"
The two brothers could clearly hear a hint of panic in the other person's voice.
Zhou Shi'an smiled and said, "Yes, it is beautiful. Turn the camera around."
Right now, all I want to do is look at my moon.
Upon hearing this, silence fell immediately on the other end of the phone.
Seeing how good his older brother was at flirting, Zhou Shijin couldn't help but clench his fists and stomp his feet excitedly.
Oh my god, is this the extreme tug-of-war during the ambiguous period?
Who's researching this stuff? It's fucking sweet.
I want to be in a relationship too, what should I do?
At this moment, the camera turned around again.
Liu Mengyue was already sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the bedroom, holding a bag of potato chips in her hand.
She was just about to put it in her mouth when she seemed to remember something and quickly hid it behind her back.
"Why aren't you eating?"
Faced with Zhou Shi'an's question, Liu Mengyue remained silent for a few seconds.
"Someone as self-disciplined as you would definitely not like me eating at this time, especially junk food."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Shi'an smiled and said, "Food is the most important thing for people. It's alright, eat if you want."
Liu Mengyue quickly replied, "But I put you first!"
.......
Upon hearing this, both sides fell silent.
Zhou Shijin's expression turned very strange, and he inwardly let out a shriek like a groundhog.
Ah~~~ If I am guilty, I can let the King of Hell judge me. You two are trying to make each other sick with sweetness.
Who said my brother is a dating novice? He's really good at it!
Seeing that the two of them hadn't spoken yet, he quickly brought his head close to the phone.
"Hi, good evening, sister-in-law."
Liu Mengyue, on the other end of the phone, was startled by the head that suddenly popped out.
After recognizing Zhou Shijin, her expression became somewhat unnatural.
Oh my god, how embarrassing! That bastard overheard me.
However, she has a very cheerful personality and quickly calmed down.
"Hey, it's you, little bro. Why aren't you going back to your room to sleep? What are you up to in your older brother's room doing?"
Zhou Shijin chuckled: "What are you saying, sister-in-law? My brother and I have a deep bond."
"I have to listen to my older brother's teachings before I go to sleep, otherwise I can't fall asleep."
"Tch~~~" Liu Mengyue couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"By the way, sister-in-law, you weren't at Sister Tangtang's today?"
Hearing Zhou Shijin's question, Liu Mengyue felt utterly helpless.
She couldn't understand why this young man was so persistent, actually trying to win over that icy girl, Ji Yutang.
Isn't this just asking for trouble?
She now has a good impression of Zhou Shijin, who is also her future brother-in-law, and Ji Yutang is her best friend.
Naturally, she didn't want to see the two sides have an unpleasant falling out, so she kindly reminded them:
"Little brother, actually, Sister Tangtang is already engaged. How about I introduce you to some other young ladies?"
Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin's eyes widened instantly.
"Huh? What? You're... you're engaged...?"
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