I'm dressed up as a fake young master, and the real young master is frantically begging me to s

As soon as Zhou Shijin entered the house, he said mysteriously, "Big brother, guess who came to our door?"

Upon hearing this, the three people sitting on the sofa all glanced at him.

Liu Mengyue couldn't help but tease, "What's wrong? You look like an old flame has come knocking on your door?"

Hearing his sister-in-law's words, Zhou Shijin was immediately startled.

"Sister-in-law, you can't just say that. I've kept myself pure and chaste for twenty-three years."

So far, I haven't even held my little girl's hand, so I don't have a boyfriend at all.

As he spoke, Zhou Shijin glanced at Ji Yutang.

"Tangtang, you know me, my feelings for you are..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ji Yutang interrupted him: "I have no idea. Be careful, or I'll sue you for defamation!"

Zhou Shijin: "..."

After a few seconds of silence, he looked at Zhou Shi'an with a wronged expression: "Brother, why don't you do something about those two?"

Just as Zhou Shi'an was about to say something, Zhou Shijin's voice rang out again.

"Hey, let's get this straight, bro, you can't join in this, we're being serious!"

Zhou Shi'an chuckled: "Look at you, so pathetic. What, Long Ao's come looking for you?"

When Zhou Shijin saw that his older brother had guessed it right away, he was speechless.

Sometimes being too smart can be a downer!

He shook his head helplessly: "I was just asking unnecessary questions. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just that guy came knocking on my door."

He said he wants to see you, brother, will you see him?

Upon hearing this, Liu Mengyue and Ji Yutang exchanged a glance, both seeing the shock on each other's faces.

They never expected that the legendary Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King would actually appear.

Niu Dali and his son described the other party as incredibly powerful, even claiming that they could fly, and the girls had long wanted to see it for themselves.

"Yes, he's a guest from afar, why not let him in?"

Upon hearing Zhou Shi'an's words, Zhou Shijin nodded and prepared to turn and leave.

Just then, Liu Mengyue's voice came from behind.

"Wait a moment!"

Zhou Shijin turned his head in confusion: "What's wrong, sister-in-law?"

Liu Mengyue blinked and asked with a curious look:

"Hey, I have a question. Does that crooked-mouthed dragon king really talk with a crooked mouth? Like in the short drama?"

Upon hearing the question, Zhou Shijin was visibly taken aback.

He stood there thinking for a while, then nodded heavily:

"Yeah, he did have a crooked mouth when he was chatting with me earlier."

As for how crooked it will be, you'll see in a bit... Oh my god, my roast lamb is going to burn!

After saying that, he hurriedly walked towards the door.

Zhou Shijin jogged all the way to the entrance of the courtyard.

Without saying a word, he stared intently at the roasting lamb on the grill and began to examine it carefully.

Seeing this, Long Ao's expression became quite interesting.

No, you're supposed to be the young master of the Zhou family, is it really worth it for a little food?

What about trust between people? Did he really think I stole his mutton?

Without thinking twice, he hurriedly explained, "Young Master Jin, I have been standing here without moving."

The mutton smelled delicious, but I resisted the urge.

At this point, Long Ao swallowed hard.

Zhou Shijin rolled his eyes: "I was just worried it would burn. Do you think I can't tell if you've eaten it or not? Do you need to tell me?"

As he spoke, he removed the embers from under the stove.

Then, with great skill, he cut off a leg of lamb and placed it on a plate next to him.

After confirming that there were no problems, he closed the oven lid.

"Alright, come inside with me."

Zhou Shijin, carrying a plate, led Long Ao into the house.

"By the way, my older brother has a bad temper, so you'd better watch your temper when you talk to him."

If you make my older brother angry, I'll put you on the stove and roast you!

Long Ao: "..."

I haven't even said anything yet, is it really necessary to be so brutal?

Fine, you have connections, so you're right!

Thinking of this, he lowered his head and silently followed behind the other person.

As soon as he stepped into the house, Zhou Shijin suddenly yelled, almost scaring him so much that he fell to the ground.

"Start by dismantling the sheep's legs, and everything will go smoothly! May you have good fortune in the Year of the Horse, and everything you do will be full of energy!"

Zhou Shijin, carrying a plate, quickly approached Zhou Shian.

"Wishing my elder brother a new year as fierce as a tiger, galloping freely without hardship!"

Brother, this first bite is for you!

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of golden-brown mutton and held it directly to Zhou Shi'an's mouth.

Zhou Shi'an's lips twitched, but he still opened his mouth and ate the piece of meat.

At this moment, Zhou Shijin came to Liu Mengyue's side again.

"Wishing my sister-in-law a happy and blessed New Year, may she be even more beautiful than before, and may she be happy every day!"

Sister-in-law, we dare not feed him ourselves, I'm afraid my older brother will kill me!

As he spoke, he placed the plates on the coffee table in front of Liu Mengyue and Ji Yutang.

Then, he looked at Ji Yutang with a serious expression:

"I wish my Tangtang all her wishes come true in the New Year. I'll be standing by your side, and all your wishes will be fulfilled."

I will never lie to you, and I will love you without limits.

If you ask me why I love you so much, I can only say that we were destined to be together in our past lives!

Everyone: "..."

No, it's just eating roasted lamb, why does he have to make such a big fuss about it?

With nothing much to do, why not add some drama to your life?

This scene left Long Ao, who was standing at the door, completely stunned.

What's going on here? Do big families really have so many rules?

Why do family members have to say such a long string of blessings before eating together?

So, what should I say when I, a stranger, visit for the first time?

I'm just an ordinary citizen. If I break any taboos, will I be physically eliminated?

In an instant, countless question marks appeared in Long Ao's mind.

Just then, Zhou Shijin's voice interrupted his thoughts.

"Hey, you crooked-mouthed dragon king, what are you standing there for? Did my big brother have to personally invite you?"

"No, no!" Long Ao replied, and hurriedly stepped into the house.

He stopped a few meters away from the crowd and respectfully cupped his hands towards Zhou Shi'an.

Then, on a whim, he said, "Zhou Shaoming of Kyoto is as upright as jade, standing tall in the world."

He was as handsome as Pan An and as wise as a celestial being; his vision was as broad as ten thousand mountains.

"It is an honor to meet you today; every step of my life is like ascending to heaven."

After saying that, he bowed and said, "This humble one, no, I am Long Ao, greetings to Young Master Zhou!"

I had long heard of Zhou Shao's reputation, and seeing him today, I can confirm that it is indeed well-deserved.

Her eyebrows are like distant mountains shrouded in mist, her eyes like bright stars reflecting the moon; her gaze is as cool and clear as the moon shining through the pines, as warm and gentle as the afternoon sun.

Such splendor is rarely seen throughout history!

Upon hearing this, the entire living room fell silent.

No one expected that this legendary crooked-mouthed dragon king would have such a huge contrast.

This is completely different from what they guessed. Where is the domineering aura and the charming smile they were promised?

Even Zhou Shi'an was stunned by the string of compliments.

There was a moment of silence in the room before Zhou Shi'an's voice rang out.

"Are you the Dragon King that Niu Dali mentioned?"