I'm dressed up as a fake young master, and the real young master is frantically begging me to s

who am I? where am I?

Why is this Niu Dali in front of me acting like a completely different person? His little mouth is chattering away, and he's scolding me like I'm his grandson.

Could I have been in a car accident and was hallucinating from the impact?

Thinking of this, Long Ao hurriedly reached out and rubbed his head.

"Look at yourself, you're just a shorty, yet you try to act all high and mighty."

He's always got a crooked mouth, gets drunk, and then just sits there with a broken wine glass, trying to look cool.

What's wrong? With so many liquors in China, can't you find one that matches your silly personality?

"Come on, today I'll show you whether stabbing silver with this liquor bottle really hurts!"

After saying that, Niu Bo actually imitated his father's action and stuck out his tongue to lick the broken wine bottle.

Upon seeing his action, Niu Dali slapped him on the head.

"You idiot, are you fucking stupid?"

Niu Bo blinked and instinctively replied, "Well, the atmosphere's gotten this far, so I'm just going along with it!"

Niu Dali ignored his mentally challenged son and turned his attention back to Long Ao.

"Come on, I'm putting my words on the table today."

If you want to massacre the village today, you'll have to step over our dead bodies first!

Niu Bo hurriedly stepped forward and stood next to his father, raising the broken wine bottle in his hand and pointing it at Long Ao.

"No problem. If your head falls off, you'll only have a big scar. If you want to enter the village, you'll have to kill me first."

Eighteen years later, I'll still be a hero!

Long Ao: "..."

Damn, it's confirmed now, this isn't a hallucination!

I just don't understand what's wrong with these two idiots today?

I just came into the village to find Young Master Zhou, why are those two risking their lives?

He intended to explain his purpose, but perhaps he had gotten a little too into the role of the Dragon King over the past year.

He instinctively put his hands in his pockets, revealing a domineering look in his eyes, and gave a smug, irritating grin.

"Oh? What if I insist on going into the village?"

It's unclear whether it was the alcohol or his wicked smile that provoked Niu Dali.

"Damn it, are you practicing your diagonal pliers with that crooked mouth? I wanted to tear your crooked mouth off while watching the short drama."

Today I'm going to shove your mouth to shreds!

As soon as he finished speaking, Niu Dali raised the pig-slaughtering knife in his hand and rushed forward quickly.

Long Ao was still standing there with his hands in his pockets, striking a pose, never expecting that the usually timid Niu Dali would actually dare to attack him.

Seeing the gleaming knife hurtling towards his cheek, it was too late for him to pull out his hands from his pockets to fight back.

Just then, Niu Dali tripped over something.

He lost his balance and fell to the side.

The knife flew past Long Ao's ear, startling him so much that he broke out in a cold sweat.

However, it must be said that his ability to show off has reached a certain level.

Long Ao glanced at Niu Dali on the ground without changing his expression: "I, the Palace Master, don't need to lift a finger to deal with mortals like you."

If you don't know your own limitations, why make things difficult for yourself...?

Before he could finish speaking, a roar rang out.

"You crooked-mouthed bastard, you dare hit my dad? I'll kill you today!"

Niu Bo raised the broken bottle in his hand and charged forward.

Compared to Niu Dali's strong physique, Niu Bo, being skinny and weak, was clearly no match.

Long Ao merely glanced at him contemptuously before suddenly kicking him.

"Bang!"

With a muffled thud, Niu Bo was kicked in the stomach and fell flat on his back on the ridge of the field.

Upon seeing his son being beaten, Niu Dali hurriedly got up from the ground.

"You son of a bitch, you dare touch my son, I'll..."

"Wait a minute!" Long Ao swept a cold glance over, interrupting the other person.

Do you know what you are doing?

If it weren't for the fact that you served me before, you would have been two corpses long ago.

The Lord of this Palace has come to discuss something with Young Master Zhou.

If you're not thinking straight, go home and sober up, or don't blame me for being ruthless!

However, Niu Dali, who was already drunk, thought that Long Ao was provoking him.

His eyes instantly turned bloodshot: "Go to hell, don't give me that convoluted nonsense!"

I dare to stand here not to prove anything, I just want to prove myself.

I want to tell everyone that I, Niu Dali, am not a coward.

You crooked-mouthed bastard, you're dreaming if you think you can slaughter the whole village!

Even if I die today, I'll skin you alive!

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly threw the snowball he was holding tightly in his hand.

Then, raising his fist, he charged forward recklessly.

Long Ao didn't even have time to explain anything and was forced to retaliate.

In the blink of an eye, the two had already exchanged several blows.

He was shocked to discover that the timid and cowardly Niu Dali actually possessed astonishing strength in his hands.

Most importantly, the opponent was like a mad calf, completely defenseless and dodging, fighting a reckless style of trading blows for blows.

At the same time, Niu Bo got up from the ground and threw the broken bottle in his hand without hesitation.

But it landed precisely on Niu Dali's back.

"Holy crap, who the hell attacked me?"

Niu Dali suddenly turned his head and stared fiercely at Niu Bo.

Taking advantage of the opening, Long Ao punched Niu Dali in the chest.

"Ah~"

He screamed, clutched his chest, and squatted down on the ground.

Seeing this, Niu Bo became anxious. He scanned the area around the field ridge and finally fixed his gaze on a rock not far away.

Without thinking, he quickly ran over and picked up the stone.

"Holy crap!" Long Ao exclaimed upon seeing this scene, then turned and ran towards the village.

It's not that we can't beat the two of them, it's just that there's no need.

He had served in the army for several years, so dealing with these two dim-witted father and son shouldn't be a problem.

However, the two of them were clearly not in a normal state; they looked like they wanted to fight him to the death.

I'm not some lawless outlaw, how could I risk my life for just two things?

Perhaps due to excessive blood loss, Long Ao's legs went weak when he jumped over the ditch, and he almost fell in on the spot.

Although he jumped to the side of the road without serious injury, he tripped and fell to his knees.

"You son of a bitch, you dare to ambush me? I'll kill you today!"

"You dare hit my dad? I'll smash the shit out of you!"

Hearing the angry curses behind him, Long Ao instinctively looked back.

Just then, he saw Niu Dali chasing after him, holding that pig-slaughtering knife.

Behind him, Niu Bo was holding a stone, staring at him with bloodshot eyes.

"Damn, those two are lunatics!"

Long Ao's expression changed, and he hurriedly got up from the ground and ran desperately towards the village.

As he ran, he shouted, "Help! Murder! Help!"