Take her as my wife

The bedroom door opened, and Tan Wen stood in the doorway, not inviting her in, because he assumed Jiang Ni had come to talk to him.

Moreover, he's currently feeling very down. Not only does Jiang Ni not say "I love you" to him, she also doesn't give him a chance to share a bed with her—okay, that's going too far—but at least she should give him a goodnight kiss or something, right?

He was initially happy just to see her once a day, but after living together during the summer vacation, he hoped to eat with her every day and say good morning/good night to each other. Later, when they spent the night together in a hotel, he could no longer appreciate his previous "wishes".

It is clear that the human heart is indeed never satisfied.

"Sister, what do you want with me?"

Jiang Ni pursed her lips and slowly uttered the words she had rehearsed in her mind several times: "Can I...sleep with you?"

Tan asked, "!"

Happiness came too suddenly, and Tan Wen raised his hand and slapped himself hard.

Jiang Ni was startled and quickly grabbed his hand, hearing him mutter in a daze, "It hurts a little... It's not a dream."

Jiang Ni found the silly boy both funny and heartbreaking, and reached out to touch his cheek: "Aren't you silly? Hitting yourself so hard."

She coughed lightly and explained to him, "I'm a little afraid of thunder."

Tan Wen immediately grabbed her hand, but instead of taking her into his room, he led her towards her own room: "I'm going to sleep with my sister."

What do you mean by "sleeping with someone"... his choice of words is increasingly indecent.

There was actually not much thunder outside, but Tan Wen didn't expose her lie. When he and Jiang Ni snuggled into the same bed, he was overjoyed.

The rain had lessened considerably, and the pitter-patter sounded like a lullaby.

Jiang Ni turned off the light, and the two lay side by side. This time, there was no blanket to separate them, so Tan Wen naturally snuggled up to her arm and slept close to her.

But overall, it was very orderly.

They don't say anything offensive.

Jiang Ni really thought he was going to go to sleep quietly.

She had originally planned that if Tan Wen came to bother her, she would half-heartedly comply...

Even though things are changing and plans are falling behind, Jiang Ni is the kind of person who, once she sets her mind on something, will definitely get it done. So, she tried her best to overcome her shyness and took the initiative: "Tan Wen, are you sleepy?"

Tan Wen turned to face her, and said in a nonchalant tone, feigning distress, "I can't sleep at all, my wound hurts."

Jiang Ni frowned, touched the area next to his wound, and hesitated to apply pressure: "How about we take some painkillers?"

"I won't eat," he said, gently stroking her wrist. "Sister, do you remember I have a 'reward redemption coupon'?"

Jiang Ni hummed in agreement: "What do you want?"

"I need you to help me relieve the pain and distract me." After he finished speaking, he moved her hand away from the edge of his wound and moved it to another place.

He looked at her expectantly with bright, dark eyes.

...He can even turn pain into something like a "diamond"—that's really something.

He continues to tell lies.

During those few seconds of silence from Jiang Ni, Tan Wen was prepared to be rejected by her, but he didn't expect her to take such a small action.

"...Huh." Tan Wen gasped.

His handsome eyebrows were furrowed together.

Jiang Ni, thinking she had hurt him, eased her grip and asked with concern, "Are you alright?"

Tan shook his head: "It's nothing..."

He said softly in a hoarse voice, "It's here."

"The bathrobe is a bit of a hindrance, sister," he said meaningfully, "but I actually prefer to sleep naked."

Jiang Ni: "..." How could she not know his little scheme?

But she still indulged his little scheme: "Take it off yourself."

The four words had barely left his lips when Tan Wen sat up and stripped himself naked, demonstrating exceptional speed and agility.

Although the lights were off, it didn't mean there wasn't a ray of light in the room. They were so close that Jiang Ni could even clearly see the small red mole on his chest.

His muscles were actually more defined than in photos and videos. Jiang Ni used to think she was just a hand fetishist, but after she "got it," she realized that it made sense that Liu Jiaren liked men with good physiques.

Because it is very pleasing to the eye.

Jiang Ni's gaze lingered modestly on his abs before darting away.

Tan Wen was impatient; his breathing became noticeably heavier. He suggested, "Sister, why don't you sit here?"

He patted his thigh, but Jiang Ni shook her head in refusal. She was too shy to admit it and could only accept the "out of sight, out of mind" approach.

She tugged at the blanket: "Just like that..."

"Alright."

Tan Wen crawled back into the blankets and lay on his side facing her. He originally wanted to kiss her first, but Jiang Ni pressed herself against him.

The saying "what you learn from books is never enough" has become even more true for Jiang Ni at this moment—doing handicrafts is not as simple as she imagined when she looked at the learning materials.

First, the tools are too big and not handy.

Secondly, she admitted that her crafting skills were too limited, and she couldn't recall any of the PDF materials she had read.

Finally, Tan found her partner to be unreliable, constantly bothering her.

"Don't move around," Jiang Ni scolded him, "and don't breathe like that."

Tan asked innocently, "Is breathing... wrong?"

"That's right, but you're breathing too much..." Jiang Ni's words trailed off, giving him a look that said, "You know what I mean."

Tan asked but did not answer her.

He half-closed his eyes, grabbed her wrist, and pulled her up. He also shifted from lying on his side to lying flat, and Jiang Ni fell against his chest, her wrist firmly held and the back of her neck tightly gripped.

A fierce and heavy kiss pressed down on her lips.

Jiang Ni likes to close her eyes when she kisses, but this time, with her eyes closed, she felt not only Tan Wen's lips and tongue more clearly, but also...

He was teaching her more practical study skills.

He was trembling, all his muscles tense.

This was the first time the kiss was interrupted because Tan Wen couldn't breathe and turned his head away.

Jiang Ni sensed something, lowered her eyelids, and nestled against his chest—

"Thump," "Thump," "Thump"...

His heart was beating very fast.

Jiang Ni closed her eyes, and after being touched by a poetic scene, her ears turned bright red.

Ten minutes later.

After changing the sheets, Tan Wen slumped to the edge of the bed. Jiang Ni rubbed her slightly sore wrists and walked to the bedside. She had thought that Tan Wen would be happy after "redeeming the reward", but he was not. In fact, he looked sullen and his mood was even worse than before.

"Are you feeling unwell?" Jiang Ni asked him softly, reaching out to stroke his short hair.

Tan hugged her waist tightly, buried his face in her chest, and said in a muffled voice, "...five minutes."

Jiang Ni didn't understand: "What five minutes?"

Tan Wen almost shut up: "I've never been this fast before."

Jiang Ni strung the two sentences together, pondered them, and seemed to understand.

But she was surprised: "Only five minutes?"

She felt like every second was an eternity...

Her use of the word "talent" dealt Tan Wen a devastating blow, shattering his male dignity.

Jiang Ni realized her words could easily be misunderstood, and quickly reassured him, "Um... this is probably because you were injured today... I'll make you some kidney-tonifying and energy-boosting soup tomorrow, as the doctor recommended... to help you recover?"

Tan asked, "..."

Thank you, but I wasn't comforted at all.

The saying "extreme joy begets sorrow" roughly means this.

"This doesn't count," he said, lifting his face to look up at Jiang Ni. "I request to have another craft activity tomorrow morning."

Jiang Ni wanted to refuse, but seeing his sullen look, her heart softened: "...As you wish."

The puppy raised an eyebrow: "If I had known, I would have lingered with my sister a little longer, and then I wouldn't have wasted my 'reward redemption coupon'."

Jiang Ni said, "I never intended for you to use this."

She gently pinched his ear: "I just wanted to make you happy."

Tan Wen felt a tingling, electric-like sensation all over his body as she pinched him.

He had imagined that having her would bring him happiness, but after actually having her, Tan Wen realized that the happiness his meager imagination could construct was less than one ten-millionth of what she gave him.

She added, "And I think..."

Tan waited patiently for her to continue.

"Five minutes is just right, let's stick to this time standard from now on..."

Tan asked, "…………"

A banana and egg pancake would be perfect.

That's fucking impotent, you stupid wife.