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Old Wang played a pornographic video, and when the man in the video said he didn't need money, everyone cheered.

"See? I told you there would be a major plot twist!" Lu Han said smugly.

Deng Chao: "Luckily I didn't listen to you!"

Lu Han felt awkward, but still said, "Just tell me if there's a plot twist!"

Everyone glanced at each other but remained silent.

Next came video B. When the woman in the video said around three hundred, everyone was immediately shocked.

Xia Chuan blurted out, "Wow! From now on, Brother Chao will be called Old Man Deng!"

Chen He laughed and said, "That makes sense. I never expected Old Deng to make such a big profit!"

Deng Chao, with his arrogant and bubbly personality, exclaimed, "That's right, that's right!"

Lu Han and Xia Nian had smiles on their faces. Xia Nian even clung to Deng Chao's arm and said sweetly, "Uncle Deng, you're the best. I want to drink that juice..."

Xia Nian's adorable coquettishness immediately reminded Old Deng of his daughter Hua Hua at home, and his heart melted instantly. Plus, Xia Nian had inherited some of Xia Chuan's succubus-like traits, so Old Deng waved his hand and said, "Alright! Whatever Nian Nian wants to eat, Uncle Deng will pay for it today!"

When Xia Chuan saw that his daughter had coaxed Deng Chao into becoming an embryo, he nodded slightly and gave a thumbs up!

Chen He said, "Okay! But wait until we finish watching this, otherwise you don't have any money right now!"

Upon hearing his words, everyone continued watching the next video.

Video C was chosen by Chen He and Xia Chuan together, both of them staring intently at the video.

"A man's pride is definitely important, so... eighty? Eighty-eight!"

The moment Xia Chuan and Chen He heard the woman laugh and say "eighty-eight," they froze on the spot, staring at the video in disbelief.

"Hahaha! You guys really have a keen eye!" Deng Chao burst into laughter.

Lu Han clapped his hands and said, "It's over. Chuanzi and Brother He are only eighty-eight. Luckily, I didn't have a choice."

Xia Nian said disdainfully, "Old Xia, look at this, I told you not to listen to me. You've been causing me so much trouble all day long. Don't you know what kind of ability Uncle He has? That game... tsk tsk."

Xia Nian was smart; she knew they were on a TV show and there were some unfamiliar staff members, so she didn't call him "Uncle Chicken."

After all, she had to save face for that genius; otherwise, she would have been too embarrassed to accept his gift.

Xia Chuan glanced at his little darling but ignored her, because he knew very well that this little devil usually loved to cause trouble for her father.

Chen He didn't know what to say, so he leaned back on the sofa in a deflated manner.

Next up was video D, which Xia Nian stared at intently.

"If you're going out with someone you know, you should definitely give them more."

"Then... five hundred yuan it is!"

boom!

Upon hearing this, everyone was immediately taken aback, and Xia Nian even jumped up.

"Wow!!! I have five hundred yuan!!!" Xia Nian's delicate, fair face was full of excitement, as if these five hundred yuan were five hundred million.

But little did people know that what appeared to be an ordinary outfit she was wearing was actually custom-made by a world-class designer, conservatively estimated to be worth millions.

Deng Chao grabbed Xia Nian and punched her, saying, "Look! Look! Nian Nian listened to me and made a great choice!"

Lu Han quickly moved closer to Deng Chao and Xia Nian, leaving himself a way out: "Hmm! It seems that from today onwards, I will become Princess Nian Nian's guardian knight!"

Xia Nian waved her little hand, her big eyes full of pride, and said in a light voice, mimicking the princess's voice in a TV drama, "Yes, Little Deer Guard, with you here, I feel at ease..."

Deng Chao quickly replied, "Uncle Deng, I'm also your bodyguard!"

The cunning Deng Chao naturally knew to leave himself a way out. Three hundred yuan and five hundred yuan are not in the same league. Besides, Xia Nian is just a little girl, how much money could she possibly spend?

At this moment, Xia Chuan and Chen He, as the fathers, exchanged a glance and then quickly spoke to Xia Nian, who was being protected by Deng Chao and Lu Han, the two guardians on the left and right.

Xia Chuan: "Niannian, haven't I been very good to you usually?"

Chen He: "Niannian, I bought you that special edition doll you mentioned last time."

Faced with their differing words, Xia Nian maintained a composed demeanor, glancing at them with her eyes and slightly raising her head, saying in a relaxed tone, "Well, I see Uncle He's good intentions, but Old Xia, you..."

Hearing her words, Xia Chuan felt a sense of unease. He knew his girl's personality very well; she was definitely petty and could hold a grudge for days over something small.

For example, the last time I bought her favorite ice cream, Xia Chuan ate it all while she was taking a nap.

Enraged, Xia Nian completely scrambled the one-tenth of the Qingming Scroll puzzle that Xia Chuan had pieced together.

So, the father and daughter stared at each other for the entire afternoon.

As expected, a sinister look appeared on Xia Nian's fair face, which was not appropriate for her age. Although she still looked very cute, she said, "Really? But I only remember that someone ate all my favorite ice cream last time."

Xia Chuan's forehead was covered in black lines: "Didn't you mess up my puzzle too?"

Xia Nian snorted: "You even ate my favorite strawberry bear cookies, not leaving me a single one! And you broke my Transformers and Barbie dolls too!"

Natsukawa retorted, "Didn't you also lose the three swords from my Zoro figure?"

Seeing that Xia Chuan, his elderly father, dared to talk back, Xia Nian sneered, "Oh? Is that so? Then you can go play with your 'Eighty-Eight'!"

After saying that, she waved her little hand at the expressive Chen He and said with a grin, "Uncle He, don't worry, with Niannian here, you definitely won't go hungry!"

Upon hearing this, Chen He's face instantly lit up with joy, and he immediately took advantage of Xia Chuan's misfortune: "Hahaha, Niannian is still the best. I knew that a little princess like Niannian is the most considerate, unlike some people."

Xia Chuan: "......"

It has to be said that Chen He at this moment was completely possessed by Zeng Xiaoxian. His cheeky appearance almost made Xia Chuan, a martial arts master, slap him with a Kunlun palm.

That's so damn despicable!

Deng Chao and Lu Han looked at the speechless Xia Chuan and couldn't help but laugh.

At this moment, Old Wang spoke up: "Alright, congratulations to our little princess Niannian! Next, let's see the E-video..."

Hearing his words, everyone came to their senses, and Lu Han stared intently at him.

"How much money would you need if you went out?"

"Fifty yuan is enough to go out with other people, so I'll just spend their money."

"......"

Fifty! A huge sum of money!

"Hahaha! That's ten toilets!" Deng Chao mocked directly.

Xia Chuan chimed in, "Yeah, Xiao Lu can book ten rooms tonight. That's a huge sum of money, hahaha."

Chen He laughed so hard he kept slapping the armrest.

Xia Nian looked at the stunned Lu Han, stood up, and comforted him, "It's okay, Brother Lu, I have five hundred yuan, which is definitely more than Old Xia and Uncle He."

Lu Han: "(＾▽＾)"

Natsukawa: 「(￣▽￣*)ゞ」

Chen He: "(；一_一)"

Deng Chao: "(¬‿¬)"