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"Travel agency registration desk?"

"..."

"What kind of travel agency operates in a parking lot?"

"Wait a minute? This feels more like... a junkyard!"

A slender, fair-skinned, and somewhat handsome young man pulled a suitcase and walked into the so-called "parking lot" with a suspicious look on his face.

As soon as Zhang Yanqi walked in, he saw a young man wearing sunglasses and a suit sitting behind a table, yawning. On the table was a sign that read "Wuha Travel Agency".

The young man looked at Zhang Yanqi as he approached and said, "Hello."

"Hello." Zhang Yanqi.

The young man continued, "I'm glad you signed up for the Beautiful China Tour, but the last tour has already departed, and the next tour won't be until next year."

Zhang Yanqi looked helpless: "Until next year? Then I'll leave?"

As he spoke, he pretended to get up to leave, but the young man continued, "However, you have a chance now. In two days, at the impersonation contest held in Hengdian Guangzhou Street, if you can get into the top three, you can successfully join the group."

"However, our tour groups are quite busy and cannot accept solo registrations, so you will need to find another person to form a group."

"This is your travel expenses, plus a car."

"And I'll give you an extra bucket of instant noodles as a bonus."

"The rest is up to you to figure out."

"I'm off work now."

After saying that, the young man grinned, clearly very happy, and got up to leave.

Zhang Yanqi stared at the young man's flashy shorts, his eyes widening slightly, and exclaimed, "I like your outfit, it's so unique!"

The young man smiled and left in his flip-flops.

After the deliveryman left, Zhang Yanqi opened the envelope and took out the cash inside with expectant eyes.

"Huh? One hundred dollars?" He seemed slightly disappointed, but his emotions came and went quickly.

He then went to the car and began to call for help.

The first attempt failed, but it was successful on the second try.

Soon after, one of his friends arrived, followed by the young man named Wang Chenyi.

The only friend who could drive had something to do the next day, so he could only accompany them to earn money, and then take the train to Hengdian.

It must be said that these two young men, Zhang Yanqi and Wang Chenyi, are very good and multi-talented.

One can rap, and the other can dance.

However, the two had only been dancing in the square for a short while when they were "invited" away by the urban management officers.

So they decided to use the legendary tactics our Party used back then—guerrilla warfare!

They fought and swam, but no one wanted to see their talent show.

"Damn it, I feel like we've wasted our time today," Zhang Yanqi said, shaking his head and sighing.

Wang Chenyi advised, "Being abandoned doesn't mean you'll never have another chance."

With encouragement from two friends, their efforts finally paid off. A young woman wearing a mask, who was waiting for her ride, agreed to watch their talent show.

"I'm sitting at the bus stop alone again, it seems like there's no plot twist every day..." Zhang Yanqi rapped with great rhythm, and the young lady listened with great interest, while Wang Chenyi started to dance gracefully.

The atmosphere instantly became lively.

After the song ended, the young woman said bluntly, "I'll scan the QR code and give it to 520!"

Zhang Yanqi and Wang Chenyi were overjoyed, but still advised, "This is too much, really too much..."

But the young lady smiled and said, "I've scanned them, there aren't many. Good luck, and I wish you a speedy debut."

She then left.

While Zhang Yanqi and Wang Chenyi were still excited, a friend next to them said with a smile, "It's two 5.2 yuan notes."

Zhang Yanqi and Wang Chenyi were taken aback for a moment, but they smiled and waved their hands dismissively, saying, "That's great, it's a good start!"

Wang Chenyi nodded emphatically: "No problem!"

Next, the group got into their own rhythm and were frequently tipped. After working for a long time, they finally counted their money up to 201.

The group bought water and some food, spending a total of 87.5 yuan, leaving them with 187.5 yuan.

Zhang Yanqi sighed, "Life is hard-won."

"Life is tough, Yan Qi sighed." Wang Chenyi replied with a smile.

After discussing it, the four of them decided that Zhang Yanqi and Wang Chenyi could buy train or high-speed rail tickets to Yiwu. As for who would go where...

Of course, it's in the car, since they don't have enough money to stay in a hotel.

After discussing it, the two of them decided to buy two hard-seat train tickets, leaving them with 94.5 yuan. (The longest hard-seat train ride I've ever taken was 23 hours; my butt was completely numb by then.)

Their friend drove them to the parking lot and then left.

The parking fee was 45 yuan, leaving the two of them with 49.5 yuan.

Zhang Yanqi and Wang Chenyi exchanged a glance, shook their heads with wry smiles, and began looking for the nearest bathroom to wash up before finally preparing for bed.

"I don't recommend calling this show 'Five Ha,' it would be more accurate to just call it 'Five He,'" Zhang Yanqi complained again before going to bed.

Wang Chenyi smiled bitterly.

......

Silent all night.

After waking up, the two played around for a while, then immediately packed their things, took the subway straight to the train station, and finally caught the train despite their hurried pace.

"This is purely a homeless show."

Zhang Yanqi breathed a sigh of relief and sat down to complain. Wang Chenyi shook his head and said, "That's right, brother."

"Huh? It's gone?" Wang Chenyi felt the train move and looked out the window.

Seeing the imposing presence, Zhang Yanqi couldn't help but say in a philosophical tone, "It's just that the car on the other side has left. That's life; all appearances are illusions."

"Does it feel like we're walking on our own?"

Wang Chenyi suddenly said, "It's our car that's moving."

Zhang Yanqi was taken aback, then looked out the other window and saw that it was his train moving. He then changed the subject: "That's life. You never really know the truth of the matter."

"You can't judge whether you're making progress by looking at what's happening around you."

Window: So? It's all my fault?

Lunchtime arrived quickly, and the two of them stared blankly as carts selling various foods and boxed meals passed by.

Wang Chenyi stared at the cart as it passed by, then shook her head and said, "I don't like to eat."

Gurgle.

Throat: Oh? Then why are you swallowing so much?

Zhang Yanqi: "This program teaches people a lesson: life is short, so enjoy it while you can."

The crew members on the show were laughing hysterically; these two were just too entertaining.

Time is not life, but it slips away secretly in the ordinary yet real space of a train.

"Are you hungry?" Zhang Yanqi asked, then continued, "I have some food here, it's just something I picked up from the ground."

Looking at the bread he had taken out, Wang Chenyi glanced at the date: "It expires in two hours, no problem at all. And even if it's expired, it doesn't necessarily cause diarrhea."

"It's just diarrhea, it's better than going hungry!"

After saying that, he broke off a piece and chewed it in big bites.

"Bro, you're really hungry!" Zhang Yanqi shook his head. "That's too much!"