I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

Lu Han held the task card, her expression incredibly interesting.

He glanced at Jiang Che, then at Song Yuqi, and took two steps back.

"This card is for the two of you."

Jiang Che reached out to grab the card: "Let me see."

It's written clearly in black and white: Stand face to face, look at each other for ten seconds without smiling.

Lu Han was already rubbing her hands together: "The rules say that staff members can interfere, but we're looking for the cards outdoors, and the production team didn't arrange for anyone to follow us."

"As a teammate, I volunteer to take on this honorable task."

Song Yuqi slung her backpack over her shoulder: "Come on."

Jiang Che felt a headache coming on as he looked at her eager expression.

"Aren't you afraid of losing?"

"What are you afraid of? I have a high threshold for laughter."

Song Yuqi turned around, stood in front of Jiang Che, and raised her chin slightly. "Teacher Jiang, please."

A breeze blew past the roadside, rustling the leaves of the camphor trees.

Jiang Che put his hands into his windbreaker pockets and took half a step forward.

The distance between the two closed, with less than two fists between them.

My colleague has become Teacher Jiang again?

Ah, women.

Song Yuqi smelled of citrus perfume, which wafted over with the river breeze.

She wasn't wearing makeup today, her face was bare, and her eyes were so bright they were almost bullying.

Lu Han pulled out a small portable speaker from somewhere and turned the volume up to the maximum.

"Ready, go!"

Jiang Che lowered his eyelids and his gaze fell on the tip of Song Yuqi's nose.

Avoid looking into the eyes; this was the physical defense method he came up with.

Song Yuqi wouldn't let him hide.

She tiptoed and her gaze met his.

"Look at me."

Jiang Che could only look up and meet her gaze.

one second.

two seconds.

Song Yuqi really doesn't smile.

She watched intently, barely blinking, as if trying to make up for all the time she had missed.

Lu Han, holding a megaphone, started causing trouble.

"Che, what are you thinking right now?"

"Are you thinking, 'Holy crap, this girl has had a crush on me for ten years, and now we're eyeing each other again, should I do something?'"

Jiang Che's eyelids twitched, but he ignored him.

When Song Yuqi heard "crushed on me for ten years," her lips twitched slightly, but she suppressed her smile.

She stared into Jiang Che's eyes and asked in return, "What do you want to do now?"

This woman really dares to ask.

The fifth second.

Seeing that the two were too calm, Lu Han unleashed a powerful move.

"Jiang Che! Was the way you styled her hair yesterday something you practiced on your cousin?! Tell the truth, isn't your cousin's surname Song?!"

The live stream chat was flooded with comments.

Lu Han, you are my only brother!

[This question is too harsh! My cousin's surname is Song, hahaha!]

Look at Jiang Che's ears! They're red! His ears are red!

Jiang Che's breath hitched for a second.

He looked at Song Yuqi across from him.

She was too close to him now, close enough to see her long eyelashes and the undisguised smugness beneath them.

She was not bothered by Lu Han.

She was completely focused on making him look foolish.

"Hold it in!"

Song Yuqi moved her lips, her voice so low that only the two of them could hear, "It'll be over soon, just bear with it a little longer."

Jiang Che clenched his teeth.

What are you laughing at?

If he smiles today, the online CP fans could bring the Civil Affairs Bureau over right then and there.

A brief thought flashed through my mind.

The live stream's popularity is still rising, and its reputation value is approaching the next tier.

Even the system is getting involved.

Jiang Che clenched his hands in his pockets, his expression calm.

"eight!"

Lu Han began the countdown, "Nine!"

Seeing his forced expression, Song Yuqi finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"puff."

At the last second, she lost her composure.

Laughter escaped her throat, and she quickly turned around, clutching her stomach and bending over.

Lu Han put down the loudspeaker and let out a long sigh.

"Song Yuqi, what are you doing? Why are you laughing first?"

Song Yuqi laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, then waved her hand and said, "No, no, his expression just now was too much to bear, I really couldn't stand it."

Jiang Che stood still and took his clenched hand out of his pocket.

My palms were sweaty.

He looked at Song Yuqi squatting on the ground and cursed inwardly.

What kind of nonsense is this?

You were the one who provoked me first, and you were also the one who burst out laughing first.

But the breath that had been stuck in my chest just now went down.

"Mission failed."

The cameraman mercilessly announced the verdict, "Two bars of health are deducted. The blue team now has 9 health bars."

The numbers on the large screen change in real time.

Jiang Che walked over and touched the edge of Song Yuqi's shoe with his toe.

"Have you laughed enough? If you've laughed enough, go back to looking for the mission card. You just ran around for nothing."

Song Yuqi straightened up, her cheeks flushed from trying to suppress her laughter.

She reached out and patted Jiang Che's arm: "It's fine if you deduct it, just make up for it in the next one."

Jiang Che glanced at the spot where she had taken a picture.

He could barely feel it through the windbreaker, but he could feel that area getting a little hot from the wind.

The chat room was still buzzing with excitement.

To avoid embarrassing him, she laughed first!

[Song Yuqi, someone with such a strong competitive spirit, burst out laughing at the last second? What else could this be but protecting her!]

Jiang Che, stop pretending and just give in to Qi Qi!

Lu Han clicked her tongue twice and put away the small megaphone.

"Alright, that's enough dog food. Let's hurry up and find the next card, Deng Chao and the others might already be in Danzishi."

Jiang Che didn't reply, and started walking ahead.

The three continued running along Nanbin Road.

A river breeze blew by, reducing the heat from before.

But Jiang Che's pace quickened compared to before.

At the corner of the intersection ahead, next to a stall selling Chongqing noodles, stands a large "GG" sign.

Song Yuqi, with her sharp eyes, pointed to the back of the GG tag: "Isn't there a touch of blue there?"

Lu Han ran over and tore off a card as expected.

He opened the card, his expression even stranger than before.

"I say, is Wu Zheng still half asleep yesterday, and is he here today to take revenge on society?"

"What mission?" Jiang Che walked over.

Lu Han turned the card over and pointed it at the camera.

Task 3: Team members need to find a passerby who can sing, and the team members will provide on-site accompaniment.

If the singing is off-key more than three times, the task will fail.

Two health bars will be deducted if the timeout is exceeded.

Jiang Che was stunned.

Should we get passersby to sing?

Can't sing off-key?

At this moment, the noodle vendor next to them poked his head out, holding a strainer in his hand.

The boss looked at Jiang Che and shouted in a thick accent.

"Hey? Isn't that the kid who sang online yesterday?"

Before Jiang Che could speak, the boss slammed the strainer against the edge of the pot.

"That thing your kid wrote called 'Gunfire,' I listen to it every day while I'm cooking."

The camera then pans to the noodle stall owner, who is wearing an apron and has an oily face.

The entire live stream was filled with question marks.