I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

Dilraba held a wad of crumpled change in her hand and slammed it onto the folding table in front of Wu Zheng.

"Director, bring me the forced breakup card."

The sea breeze swept across the square, and the production crew under the parasols fell silent.

Wu Zheng stared at the pile of money on the table, paused for two seconds, and then his eyes lit up instantly.

The show he's in is all about that kind of explosive conflict.

"The rules allow it!"

Wu Zheng took out a black card with gold lettering from his pocket and handed it to Dilraba.

"The forced breakup card is effective immediately. Jiang Che, your partner has changed to Dilraba."

The tourists who had been watching the spectacle erupted in deafening screams.

The live stream was so choppy that the chat was dropping frames.

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Dilraba is trying to snatch it away by force!]

[A rich woman buys a man for 1200 yuan! She's starving!]

This is an absolute nightmare! Song Xiaogou's position as the main wife is facing an epic challenge!

Song Yuqi sprayed out the coconut juice she was drinking.

She strode up to Wu Zheng.

"Old Wu, are you crazy?!"

Song Yuqi pointed at the black card, "We finally built up a rapport, and now you're just going to tear it apart like that?"

Wu Zheng quickly took a step back and laughed it off.

"Variety shows are all about unpredictability. Yuqi, you're automatically teamed up with Luhan now."

"Lu Han, come over here quickly and get your new partner."

Lu Han shrugged and said, "I have no objection. I've been running around with Dilraba all morning, and my legs are about to break. Yuqi, let's make do."

"Who wants to settle for you!" Song Yuqi was furious and turned to glare at Jiang Che.

Dilraba walked up to Jiang Che, smiling brightly and beautifully, her chin slightly raised, looking determined to win.

"Senior brother, let's go."

Dilraba waved the card in her hand, "Yacht seafood feast, I'm basking in your generosity."

Chen He, always eager to stir up trouble, chimed in, "This is incredible, Lao Jiang! You're being treated like royalty! Two beautiful women are fighting over you!"

Deng Chao slapped Chen He on the back of the head: "Would it kill you to shut up a bit?!"

Jiang Che had one hand in his pocket and didn't respond to Dilraba's words.

He lowered his eyelids, his gaze passing over Dilraba and landing on Song Yuqi, who was two steps away.

Song Yuqi's eyes reddened, whether from anger or grievance, it was hard to tell.

She bit her lip, clenched her fists at her sides, her face clearly saying, "You dare to go with her and see what happens."

Jiang Che found it amusing and walked towards her.

"You're getting angry already?"

Song Yuqi glared at him, her chest heaving violently: "Who's in a hurry! You should hurry up and go eat lobster with your good junior sister, or you'll stuff yourself!"

After saying that, she turned and waved to Lu Han: "Come on! Let's go beg for food! We'd rather starve than eat a single bite of his food!"

Song Yuqi had just taken a step when her wrist was grabbed.

Jiang Che exerted a little force and pulled the person back to him.

"Why are you running away?" Jiang Che looked at her. "Did I say you could leave?"

[He grabbed my wrist! Jiang Che's sexual tension is suffocating me!]

[Who wouldn't be confused by Song Xiaogou's pitiful little expression?]

[Lyricist: My wife is running away, this is unacceptable!]

Song Yuqi struggled twice but couldn't break free, and angrily raised her head.

"Let go! You're her partner now, don't pull on her like that, I'm afraid Dilraba will misunderstand."

Jiang Che didn't let go, and turned to look at Wu Zheng standing behind the table.

"Old Wu, what's the capacity of that yacht prize we won?"

Wu Zheng shouted through a megaphone: "Limited to four people. But the rules state that you and Dilraba are currently in a group, so you two must board the boat together."

"What about Song Yuqi?" Jiang Che asked.

Wu Zheng remained impartial: "She and Lu Han are now in the same group. Their team didn't win, so they have to figure out how to get lunch themselves."

Dilraba stood beside her, her smile deepening.

She wanted to forcefully separate Jiang Che and Song Yuqi in front of the camera.

"Did you hear that, senior brother?" Reba stepped forward. "Let's go, the boat is waiting for us."

Jiang Che didn't even glance at Dilraba.

He reached into his pocket and pulled out the VIP card, then turned to look at Deng Chao and Chen He, who were standing to the side drooling.

"Brother Chao, Chen He."

Jiang Che called out.

The two immediately stood at attention: "Here!"

Jiang Che casually tossed the card at Deng Chao.

Deng Chao hurriedly caught the card, looking completely bewildered: "Old Jiang, what are you doing?"

Jiang Che said casually, "The limit is four people, right? You, Chen He, Lu Han, and Reba, the four of you can go on the boat to eat seafood."

The square fell silent instantly.

Dilraba's smile completely vanished.

She looked at Jiang Che in disbelief: "What do you mean?"

Wu Zheng also panicked: "Jiang Che, what are you doing! You're on the red team now, how can you give the card to the blue team!"

"The rules only say that partners must board the ship together, but they don't say that the team leader can't give away cards, right?"

Jiang Che pulled Song Yuqi closer to him, speaking as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

Holy crap! That's awesome!!!

[The lyricist has gone berserk! You buy the rules, I'll exploit them!]

This is outrageous! He'd rather forgo a luxury yacht and go beg with his wife!

Holding the card, Chen He was so excited he almost cried: "Old Jiang, you're like my own father! I'm going to eat lobster right now!"

Lu Han was overjoyed: "Thank you, Boss Jiang, for the meal! Reba, let's go, let's get on the boat."

Dilraba gritted her teeth and glared at Jiang Che.

She spent 1200 yuan to spend time alone with Jiang Che.

As a result, Jiang Che preferred to be kicked out of the game rather than stay with Song Yuqi.

"Jiang Che, do you know what you're doing?" Dilraba's voice trembled slightly.

"I know."

Jiang Che looked at her, his gaze calm and unwavering. "Go eat, don't waste food."

After saying that, he grabbed Song Yuqi's wrist and walked out of the square without looking back.

Song Yuqi was being dragged along by him, her mind still blank.

Jiang Che only let go of her hand after they turned onto a shady path and were out of sight of the main group.

Song Yuqi rubbed her wrist and looked up at the man beside her.

"Are you crazy?" she whispered, but couldn't suppress a smile. "That's a lavish seafood feast. You really aren't going to eat?"

Jiang Che leaned against a coconut tree next to him.

"Someone just stepped on my foot on stage. If I actually go and eat a lobster, are you planning to step on my face next?"

Song Yuqi's cheeks flushed, and she guiltily looked away: "I didn't mean to..."

"Okay, it was an accident."

Jiang Che leaned forward, looking directly down at Song Yuqi.

"Now look what's happened, neither of us has anything to eat. Teacher Song, you're not really planning to drag me to the streets to beg, are you?"

Song Yuqi was in a great mood, and the sour feeling of grievance from before had long since vanished.

She patted her chest, brimming with confidence: "What are you afraid of! Follow me, and you'll never starve!"

She looked around and spotted a coconut chicken stall by the roadside.

"Come on, I'll take you to get something to eat!"