I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

There was a two-second silence in the lobby, followed by a scream.

"Old Wu, have some decency!"

Chen He pointed at Wu Zheng's nose and yelled, "Chao-ge and I finally built up some chemistry, and now you want us to disband?!"

Deng Chao chimed in, "That's right! The revolutionary friendship we forged last night while setting up the tent, and you just dismiss it with a single word?"

Jiang Che ignored the two clowns and focused his gaze on the red lottery box that the staff had brought up.

"Stop talking nonsense, the audience loves to see new combinations."

Wu Zheng patted the box. "There are two red balls, two yellow balls, and two blue balls inside. Those who draw the same color will automatically be paired up. The female guests go first."

Dilraba was the first to walk over.

She reached into the box, stirred it around, and took it out to find a basketball.

She bounced the ball twice in her hand, her gaze sweeping over the crowd and landing on Jiang Che, giving him a cryptic smile.

Song Yuqi rubbed her hands together and stepped forward.

She prayed frantically in her heart, hoping it wasn't basketball. If she had to spend a whole day recording a show with this woman, she'd rather feed sharks in the ocean.

He reached in, grabbed a round object, and took it out to examine it.

Red ball.

Song Yuqi let out a long sigh of relief and returned to her original position.

"Male guest, come on!" Wu Zheng shouted.

Deng Chao rubbed his hands together and pulled out a yellow ball.

Chen He followed closely behind and also pulled out a yellow ball.

The two exchanged a glance, and then a deafening wail erupted in the hall.

"Why is it you again! I'm sick of looking at your face!" Chen He disgustedly shook off Deng Chao's hand.

Deng Chao was filled with grief and indignation: "You think I wanted to be in a group with you? Your snoring sounds like a tractor!"

[Hahaha, this pair is locked up! I'll swallow the key!]

[Tianba Dongba Tua! Destined to torment each other!]

Only two balls remained in the box, one red and one blue.

Lu Han stepped forward and reached her hand inside.

I took it out and saw it was a basketball.

He turned to look at Dilraba, chuckled twice, and said, "Please give me your guidance."

Dilraba didn't say anything, but the smile on her lips immediately faded.

[Hilarious! Dilraba's facial expressions have completely gone haywire.]

[Lu Ge: Danger.]

The rest is a foregone conclusion.

Jiang Che walked over, didn't even look at it, reached into the bottom of the box and fished out the last ball, then casually tossed it to Wu Zheng.

Red.

【Aaaaaaah! It's red!】

[No need to draw lots, I've brought the Civil Affairs Bureau right here for you, let's get married right here!]

[The production team: I tried my best to break it up, but the red thread of fate from the God of Love is stronger than my script.]

Song Yuqi stood to the side, her gaze fixed on the red ball, her lips trying desperately to bend down, but still involuntarily curving upwards.

What is this? The chosen one?

Jiang Che walked back to her side, looked at her expression that was about to burst out laughing, and flicked her forehead.

"Your teeth are almost showing, pull them back."

Song Yuqi covered her forehead and glared at him, but her tone was not hurtful at all.

"Who laughed? I just think that by not being in a group with Chen He, I've escaped this predicament."

[Flicking his forehead! What kind of idol drama scene is this?! So sweet!]

[Song Xiaogou: He says no, but his lips betray his true feelings.]

"Oh, really?"

Jiang Che said calmly, "I thought you really wanted to be in a group with me."

Song Yuqi's face flushed, and she turned her head away, ignoring him, but her ears turned bright red.

Half an hour later, the group moved to Beach No. 2.

The morning sun made the sand scorching hot.

Wu Zheng stood under the parasol, holding a pink ribbon in his hand, and smiled like a villain.

"This morning's task is: three-legged beach mine clearance!"

"Each group has their legs tied together with a ribbon and must search for treasure chests buried by the production team within a designated area."

"The first team to dig up the treasure chest and bring it back to the starting point will be rewarded with a luxury yacht seafood feast at noon!"

Wu Zheng waved his hand: "Now, hair ribbons! Leg wraps!"

Staff distributed ribbons to each group.

Deng Chao and Chen He have already started arguing.

"Can you please tuck your leg hair in? It's poking my skin!"

"How am I supposed to put it away! Can this thing even retract?!"

Song Yuqi held the pink ribbon, looking at Jiang Che standing next to her, somewhat troubled.

She was wearing denim shorts today, her two white legs were sticking out.

Jiang Che was wearing black athletic shorts.

If they were tied together, there would definitely be skin-to-skin contact.

Jiang Che saw that she was holding the ribbon for a long time without moving, so he reached out and took it from her.

"Give it to me."

He took a step closer to Song Yuqi and knelt down on one knee.

[Holy crap! He's kneeling on one knee!]

[My goodness, is this leg binding or a marriage proposal?! Photographer deserves a bonus! Shoot it right up to her face!]

Jiang Che, how many more surprises do you have that I don't know about!

Song Yuqi felt as if she had been electrocuted, the places he touched were burning hot.

Her toes were curled up inside her sneakers, and she even forgot to breathe.

Jiang Che tied a tight knot and stood up.

The two were tied together, which immediately brought them closer together.

Song Yuqi's outer thigh pressed directly against his leg.

[It's on! It's on! This body shape difference, this leg length difference, it's killing me!]

[Song Xiaogou's legs are so white, Ci Ye's legs are so long... What am I thinking? What am I thinking!]

She tried to move, almost lost her balance, and swayed.

Jiang Che reacted quickly, grabbing her waist and pulling her into his arms.

"Hold your ground steady."

Jiang Che looked down at her, "Don't fall on me again later, I can't guarantee I'll catch you every time."

He brought up the blanket delivery from last night again!

Song Yuqi was embarrassed and annoyed and tried to push him away, but her legs were tied and she couldn't exert any force.

"Who asked you to take it? You tied it too tight!"

Jiang Che didn't let go; instead, he tightened his arms around her waist, pressing most of his body weight lightly against her.

"If you don't tie it tighter, your shoes will fly off when you run."

He said casually, "Or do you want me to just carry you away?"

[Hug me! Hug me quickly! The Civil Affairs Bureau has approved it!]

[Lyricist: I gave you a chance, but you didn't want it.]

[Song Yuqi: My brain said no, but my body honestly snuggled into his arms.]

Song Yuqi was speechless at his words, her cheeks turning as red as a boiled shrimp.

This man, saying such things in broad daylight, isn't he afraid of being caught on camera!

"beep--"

Old Wu blew his whistle.

"The match begins!"

Deng Chao and Chen He were like two ducks fighting for food. They had only taken two steps when they both fell into the sand pile with a thud, their mouths full of sand.

[Hahahaha, classic opening move: sacrificing the heavens!]

[Tianba Dongba Tua, even their falls are so perfectly synchronized.]

Although Lu Han and Dilraba didn't fall, their steps were clearly uncoordinated, and they walked unsteadily.

"One, two, one, two."

Jiang Che's voice rang in Song Yuqi's ears.

He led her, and every step they took was perfectly synchronized.

Song Yuqi simply gave up on thinking for herself, leaned against him, and walked forward with his strength.

Look at their teamwork! This isn't a competition, it's like a couple deeply in love strolling on the beach!

The sand was soft and slippery, and she lost her footing and fell.

Jiang Che exerted force with his arm, lifting her up directly, and the two bodies rubbed tightly together.

[Ahhh! He's got amazing boyfriend potential!]

[He lifted her up! He lifted her whole body up! What kind of core strength is this?!]

Song Yuqi smelled the clean minty scent on him, mixed with the sea breeze, which smelled incredibly pleasant.

She looked up and met Jiang Che's downcast gaze.

"Watch where you're going."

Don't look at me.

Oh no, it's the feeling of falling in love!

Is the lyricist shy? He's definitely shy!

He wasn't shy; he was probably afraid he wouldn't be able to control himself.

Song Yuqi quickly turned her head back, staring at the sandy ground in front of her, muttering to herself.

"Who's looking at you, you narcissist."