What? You opened a resort on the battlefield of all races?
Chapter 116 The White-Light Boy's Performance Remains Stable
"Oh? You're that confident?"
Rong Jing looked Liu Bo up and down, her eyes full of suspicion.
"This boy with white light."
Rong Jing looked at Liu Bo with a suspicious expression and said.
"You haven't even managed to get a blue light, let alone a golden light?"
"I really don't know where your confidence comes from?"
Liu Bo put the storage item into his pocket, straightened his back, and patted his chest.
"Sister Jing, this time is different!"
His eyes were fixed intently on the eight remaining indigo jars on the counter.
"I washed my hands three times this morning! And just now, I suddenly had a strong premonition."
"It felt like a voice in my head was shouting: 'Open it! Open it and golden light will shine!'"
Trust me, you won't regret it!
Looking at Liu Bo's confident expression, Luo Yurou couldn't help but chuckle.
She took half a step back, making room for herself at the counter, and nodded generously.
"Alright."
Luo Yurou gestured for Liu Bo to step forward.
"Since that's the case, let's make you feel a little involved too."
"Okay! Thank you, Sister Yurou!"
Liu Bo was so happy that his mouth stretched from ear to ear.
He rubbed his hands together and strode to the counter.
On the second shelf of the counter, eight indigo blue oriented jars were arranged in a row, their surfaces shimmering with a faint glaze.
Liu Bo didn't rush to take action. Instead, he put his hands behind his back and paced back and forth around the eight jars.
He would look up at the chandelier on the ceiling one moment, and down at the wood grain on the counter the next, muttering to himself.
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"The shop owner's jade door faces south, gathering yang energy. The light from the glass lamp overhead shines vertically down, landing precisely in the center. Wood generates fire, fire generates earth..."
Liu Bo suddenly stopped and extended his right hand.
He put his middle finger and thumb together, made a few calculations as if he were doing something serious, and finally pointed his finger sharply at the third jar from the left.
"This is it!"
Liu Bo's eyes lit up. "The placement of this jar is excellent in terms of feng shui; it gathers energy and retains wind!"
"Absolutely a rare treasure!"
Rong Jing rolled her eyes, too lazy to pay attention to his nonsense.
Luo Yurou watched with great interest as Liu Bo wiped his hands on his buttocks and then carefully picked up the jar.
"Bang!"
Pottery shards flew everywhere.
Liu Bo stared wide-eyed with anticipation, even preparing himself to be bathed in purple or golden light.
However, from the pile of broken pottery shards, only a lifeless, pale light emerged.
The white light flashed twice and then quickly dissipated.
Liu Bo froze on the spot.
The smile on his face was like the dried plaster on an old wall, peeling off little by little, until it turned into a look of utter grief.
He held a plastic medicine bottle in his hand.
Rong Jing and Luo Yurou leaned forward and peered at the medicine bottle.
The medicine bottle contained a dozen or so dark brown, round pills that looked like sheep droppings.
A white paper label was affixed to the outside of the bottle, on which four words were written crookedly in black ink: "Powerful Croton Root".
The hall was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
The three of them stared at the medicine bottle, wide-eyed at each other.
After a while, Liu Bo reached out a slightly trembling hand, picked up the medicine bottle, and waved it in front of his eyes.
The pills inside bounced against the plastic bottle, making a soft "clattering" sound.
"croton……"
Liu Bo swallowed hard, then turned to look at Luo Yurou. "This stuff, is it a laxative?"
Luo Yurou coughed lightly and nodded.
Liu Bo's features instantly contorted in pain, and an image involuntarily flashed into his mind:
On the battlefield of myriad races, the two armies faced off.
He held a croton seed in his hand, crept up behind a massive alien creature, patted it on the shoulder, and then, as the creature opened its mouth to roar, shoved the croton seed inside.
Immediately afterwards, the alien, clutching its stomach, collapsed to the ground, its legs weak from diarrhea. He then drew his knife and went to reap the harvest...
"this……"
Liu Bo's hand, holding the medicine bottle, froze in mid-air. "Is this stuff meant to exhaust the aliens so they can finish them off?"
He shivered.
"Isn't this method a little dirty?"
"Shop owner, senior?"
Liu Bo looked pleadingly at Xu Tianlin, his eyes filled with the last glimmer of hope.
Xu Tianlin, who had been watching the show, slowly walked to the counter.
Xu Tianlin looked at the medicine bottle, a smile playing on his lips.
"You are absolutely right."
The last glimmer of hope in Liu Bo's eyes vanished.
Xu Tianlin pointed to the medicine bottle, "It's a laxative. However, its effects have been enhanced, so it's still effective against strong alien races."
"But as for its specific function..."
Xu Tianlin smiled.
"It's hard to say."
"It depends on the situation of the different races."
After listening to the explanation, Liu Bo put the medicine bottle in his pocket and sighed.
"It's useful, but not much."
"If a real fight breaks out, those alien races won't just obediently open their mouths and take the medicine."
Rong Jing stepped forward and pulled Liu Bo aside.
"Alright, stop embarrassing yourself here. Your hunches are never right!"
Rong Jing pointed at Liu Bo's nose, "I hereby declare that, starting today, you are stripped of your right to open cans! From now on, you are only fit to stand by and watch!"
Liu Bo shrank back, not daring to argue, and obediently stood next to the table.
"Yu Rou, you take the remaining seven." Rong Jing looked at Luo Yu Rou.
Luo Yurou nodded, walked to the counter, and without hesitation, began to clean the remaining directional canisters.
"Clang! Clang! Clang!"
A series of crisp cracking sounds rang out in the shop.
Luo Yurou's movements were clean and efficient.
As shards of pottery flew, bursts of blue light exploded one after another on the counter, interspersed with a dazzling purple light.
The light dissipated.
The three of them lowered their heads to count their spoils.
The result was both laughable and absurd.
I don't know if the system only received a batch of household goods today, but out of the remaining seven jars, Luo Yurou seemed to be possessed, and opened six more 【Absolute Lint Remover】with pink floral patterns in one go.
The only purple light revealed the second [Forced Speed Reduction Crawling Mat] with a cartoon pattern.
Including the ones they opened at the beginning, they now have a total of seven lint rollers, two play mats, and a bottle of strong croton oil.
Although the items they obtained looked quite comical, the thought of their terrifying weakening effect on alien races gave the three of them a strong sense of confidence.
"All done!"
Although there were no further surprises, Rong Jing was clearly very satisfied with the items.
"With this equipment, all those Flying Realm aliens in the B-level area today are lambs to the slaughter!"
The three turned around, thanked Xu Tianlin, and prepared to begin their hunt.
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