What? You opened a resort on the battlefield of all races?
Chapter 114: A lint roller?
Inside the Zhutian Jar Shop, bright lights shone on Luo Yurou's face.
She turned her head and looked at Liu Bo, who had just climbed back with a red mark on his face, and Rong Jing beside him, and pointed to the tip of her nose with her right finger.
"Should I drive?"
Liu Bo and Rong Jing didn't hesitate at all; their heads immediately started nodding like chickens pecking at rice.
While nodding, Liu Bo took half a step back and made a standard "please" gesture.
"You have to drive!"
Liu Bo rubbed his hands together, his eyes fixed on the blue jar.
"You are the undisputed lucky charm of our Cangyun Martial Arts University."
"If I were to get my hands on one of these directional cans that cost 50,000 yuan each, I'm afraid I'd just smash it into nothing but air."
Rong Jing nodded in agreement, "Yu Rou, stop dawdling and get started. Whether our hunting competition can be turned around depends on your hesitation."
Luo Yurou no longer declined.
She turned around, faced the directional jar on the table, and took a deep breath.
"open!"
A crisp cracking sound echoed through the empty shop.
A blinding blue light exploded from the shattered ceramic shards, shooting straight up to the ceiling.
The light tumbled twice in mid-air before suddenly contracting, transforming into a physical object that rolled onto the table.
"Blue light, a B-grade item, not bad."
Luo Yurou nodded and took a step forward, talking to herself.
Liu Bo and Rong Jing quickly gathered around, their three heads huddled together, six eyes staring intently at the things on the table.
When they finally saw the item in its entirety, all three of them froze, staring at each other in disbelief.
Lying on the table is a cylinder with a handle.
The handle is made of plastic and has a few small pink flowers printed on it.
The cylindrical part was wrapped with layers of white adhesive tape, and the edges had dotted lines for easy tearing.
Liu Bo reached out, grabbed the handle, and waved it in front of his eyes.
He blinked and rubbed his thumb on the white tape. A sticky sensation came over him, and his thumb stuck to it.
"This thing..."
Liu Bo forcefully pulled out his thumb, raised his head, and looked at Luo Yurou with a face full of disbelief.
"Why does this look so familiar?"
"I think I have something like that at home."
Rong Jing's lips twitched twice, and she reached out her finger to poke the white adhesive tape.
"Isn't this a lint roller?"
"Yes! It's a lint roller!"
Liu Bo slapped his thigh, his voice trembling.
"My mom keeps a silver shaded cat at home. Every time the season changes, that cat sheds a lot of fur, and the whole house is filled with fluff."
"My mom rolls around on the sofa all day with this thing, trying to stick cat hair off!"
Liu Bo held up the floral lint roller in his hand, turned to look at Xu Tianlin behind the counter who was yawning incessantly, and his expression was worse than crying.
"Shopkeeper, we spent 50,000 credits on items to weaken the alien race. What's the meaning of this lint roller?"
Liu Bo waved the lint roller twice in the air.
"Are we supposed to just go up to those tough-skinned, bone-spiky aliens in the B-grade area and give them a full-body hair removal instead of drawing our swords?"
"Even that skeleton of a dual-wielding demon doesn't have any hair!"
"What's the rush?!"
Xu Tianlin slowly walked to the table, reached out and took the lint roller from Liu Bo's hand, and casually rolled it a couple of times on the table.
"Would I cheat you out of the things I sell here?"
Xu Tianlin stood the lint roller upright on the table, pointed to the white adhesive tape on it, and began to explain.
"This thing is called the [Absolute Lint Remover]. It's a Class B special item."
"Its function is simple. Holding this thing and using your Yuan Power, it will automatically lock onto alien races and instantly remove the armor of any alien race below the Nine Heavens Realm."
"Whether it's scales, bone spurs, or the defensive shells they condense with elemental energy, as long as you roll over them, they'll all stick to the bottom and be taken away along with the skin and armor."
The shop fell silent instantly upon hearing this.
Liu Bo's mouth slowly opened wide, his chin almost hitting his feet.
Rong Jing and Luo Yurou also widened their eyes, their gazes fixed on the lint roller printed with pink floral patterns.
"Holy crap?!"
Liu Bo swallowed hard, his voice weak and shaky.
"Senior shopkeeper, when you say 'stick it all out,' how much defense do you mean by weakening it?"
Liu Bo held up five fingers. "Fifty percent?"
Xu Tianlin rolled his eyes: "Did I just explain to you in a foreign language?"
Xu Tianlin stretched out his finger and patted it heavily twice on the white adhesive tape.
"100% stripping".
"Any alien race below the Nine Heavens Realm, whether it's at the peak of the Flying Heaven Realm or has some kind of mutated bloodline, once it rolls down, it's just like a plucked white chicken, with no means of defense other than its own flesh and blood."
After Xu Tianlin finished speaking, he added another sentence.
"However, this is a consumable item. There are only ten layers of tape, and once they're gone, they're gone. That means it can only be used ten times."
"Awesome!!!"
Liu Bo jumped up suddenly, snatched the lint roller from Xu Tianlin's hand, hugged it to his chest like a treasure, and even rubbed his cheek against the plastic handle a couple of times.
"Ten times is fine too!"
"100% armor removal! This is practically a miracle!"
Liu Bo turned to look at Luo Yurou and Rong Jing, his face flushed with excitement.
"Think about it! The reason those alien races are so difficult to fight is precisely because their bodies are ridiculously strong, isn't it?"
"If your skill level isn't high enough, our weapons won't even leave a mark when we strike!"
Liu Bo waved the lint roller.
"Now that we have this thing, let's go up and roll it over there, and its armor will be gone in no time!"
"Even if our team members are only at the Thousand-Jin Realm, we could still stab them straight in the heart with a butcher's knife!"
Rong Jing also realized what was happening.
She clapped her hands and let out a long sigh: "No wonder it's a B-grade item. The effect is truly amazing, it's just a pity that it can only be used ten times."
"Ten times is enough!"
Luo Yurou spoke up decisively, "A flying-realm alien can sell for a lot of credits. Our initial investment of 50,000 yuan will be recouped in one use, and the remaining nine uses will be pure profit!"
Luo Yurou raised her head and looked at the nine remaining indigo jars on the second shelf of the counter.
"How much money do we have left?" she asked.
Liu Bo and Rong Jing immediately looked down and checked their personal terminals.
"I have 300,000 here!" Liu Bo raised his hand.
"I still have over 600,000," Rong Jing reported.
Including Luo Yurou's remaining savings, it was more than enough.
Luo Yurou strode back to the counter, took out her personal terminal, and swiped it several times on the cash register.
"Shopkeeper, we'll take all nine of the remaining directional containers!"
Xu Tianlin accepted the money and waved it off happily.
Nine indigo blue directional jars appeared with a "whoosh" and were neatly arranged on the table in front of Luo Yurou.
"The goods are all here, take your time opening them."
Xu Tianlin became interested and stood there watching.
Luo Yurou is famous for her lucky draws, but I wonder if she can produce another burst of golden light?
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