Hong Kong variety show: I wanted to be a lawyer, but I became a big shot.

[Handsome men and beautiful women check-in spot; check-in increases physique, luck, and wealth by 999%]

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October 8, 1985, 7:00 AM.

Inside a rented room in Mong Kok.

Lin Bei woke up groggily from his bed, gently shaking his head, his hair a mess like a bird's nest.

"Grass!"

"I shouldn't have drunk with those bastards last night..."

"Every time I go out on business, I end up completely drunk. I don't know what's so good about alcohol, which tastes so awful!"

He has been in this world for over a decade.

At first, he thought he had just traveled to the Hong Kong world of the Hong Kong movie "Young and Dangerous".

But it wasn't until he saw the characters from his previous life's movies and TV shows that he realized this was actually a Hong Kong variety show world.

Just two months ago, his cousin, Liang Kun, went to Tsim Sha Tsui East and killed Chen Qi in order to climb the ranks. He took responsibility for the gang and went to Stanley for further studies.

Before leaving, Liang Kun instructed him: "Take good care of the two streets in Mong Kok and also take good care of his mother... who is Lin Bei's aunt."

Lin Bei risked his life to defend Liang Kun's territory.

After all, the original owner's family died early, and he was raised by his aunt, who was as close as a brother to Liang Kun.

Therefore, he always does his best to complete the tasks assigned by Leung Kwan.

Only then did he notice a naked woman lying on the bed, her skin smooth and white, almost blinding him in the morning sunlight.

Lin Bei initially thought it was fake because he didn't remember bringing a woman home last night.

So he reached out and pinched her cheek hard.

suddenly!

The woman immediately began to writhe wildly like a fish, spreading her long legs wide!

Like a whale!

Silk flows like a spring!

This sudden scene almost startled Lin Bei.

"Holy crap, are you serious?"

The woman slowly turned her head, rolled her eyes at him, and spoke in a sweet, slightly reproachful voice:

"Waaaaah~ Ah Bei, you're so strong."

"Although I feel very comfortable, you should go wash your hands first, right?"

Lin Bei only then saw the woman's face clearly, and his expression changed drastically.

This... isn't this my cousin's fire extinguisher?

How did she end up here?

He quickly stood up, picked up the clothes on the table, and asked as he put them on:

"What are you doing here?"

Seeing his flustered appearance, the fire extinguisher covered her mouth and laughed heartily.

"I ran into you outside the nightclub last night. You were completely drunk, so I brought you home."

"I didn't expect you to have such a great figure, and somehow I ended up with you..."

After she finished speaking, she stuck out her pink tongue and licked her red lips.

"Grass!"

"You remember this: nothing happened between us last night!"

"If a third person finds out, I'll kill you right now!"

Lin Bei pointed angrily at the fire extinguisher.

On the one hand, this woman is his cousin's girlfriend, and he absolutely cannot touch her.

On the other hand, Lin Bei felt like vomiting whenever he thought about the way she put out Liang Kun's fire.

The fire extinguisher, however, paid no attention and continued to put on its clothes.

When she was dressed and stood up to leave the rented room, she looked back at Lin Bei.

"Don't worry, no third person will know about what happened between you and me."

"Also... remember to tell Kun that I'm getting married next week..."

After she finished speaking, she opened the door to the rented room and left.

Lin Bei watched her retreating figure and slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank goodness she's getting married..."

"Doesn't that mean my cousin got cheated on?"

Just as he was lost in thought, a mechanical female voice rang in his mind.

【Ding! 】

[The host has obtained a lottery system after completing the achievement of defeating the "Wife" level.]

Is the host bound?

Lin Bei's eyes lit up, and he clenched his fists tightly.

"Has it finally arrived?"

"System, Lin Bei has waited for you for twenty years. I thought you wouldn't come!"

"Bind me! Bind me!"

[Ding! Binding successful!]

[The host will receive a weekly lucky draw system!]

hum!

A large blue turntable appeared in front of Lin Bei.

He stared wide-eyed at the dense array of rewards on the spinning wheel, momentarily overwhelmed by the sheer number.

"Holy crap, how come there's even a 'thank you for participating' message?"

"Hey, system, are you a product of Tencent?"

Lin Bei made a complaint, but the system in his mind did not respond.

He stroked his chin and muttered, "Looks like a low-level mechanical system..."

Without further hesitation, he reached out and clicked the lottery button in the center of the spinning wheel.

[Ding! The lucky draw has begun!]

Deng Deng Deng!

The pointer on the roulette wheel spun wildly, eventually landing on "Max Level Bajiquan".

"Um?"

"What does this mean?"

hum!

Lin Bei felt a warm current surge from his dantian, extending to his limbs and bones, so comfortable that he groaned.

Immediately, countless memories of practicing Bajiquan flooded into my mind.

He couldn't help but move, and following the steps in his memory, he performed a set of Bajiquan.

boom!

With a single punch, he shattered a sandbag in the room.

"Holy crap! I've become a martial arts master?"

He was excitedly looking at his fist, daydreaming, when a phone rang.

That's Liang Kun's old mobile phone; he uses it now.

He frowned and answered the phone.

"Hey? I'm Lin Bei, who are you?"

"It's me, Chen Yao!"

Chen Yao's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Oh, it's Yao-ge. What's wrong?"

Lin Bei asked.

"Come over at nine in the morning for the club's general meeting."

"Okay, I'll be there on time."

After Chen Yao finished speaking and hung up the phone, Lin Bei didn't think much of it and went downstairs to the tea restaurant for breakfast.

……

Mornings in Mong Kok are always bustling.

Steam from the tea restaurants mingled with the sounds of car horns on the street, and the old man at the newsstand had just set out today's Ming Pao and Oriental Daily News...

Several students in school uniforms were squatting by the roadside eating rice noodle rolls.

Lin Bei walked into his usual "Chen Ji Tea Restaurant," and the aroma of pork bone broth wafted towards him.

"Uncle Chen, one B meal, please!"

"Okay, Ah Bei, I'll be right there!"

Ten minutes later, Uncle Chen brought over white toast cubes, fried eggs cooked on both sides, and milk tea with condensed milk.

"Abei, it's all ready, please use it slowly!"

Uncle Chen said with a grin.

"Oh, why are you so happy today?"

"Something's not right with you, old man."

Lin Bei took a sip of milk tea and joked.

"Hehe, I can't hide it from you."

"Last night I went to Ma Lan in Causeway Bay to find a prostitute."

"Uncle, I'm still going strong, so I ordered two for double the fun. Just as I finished and was about to pay, a bunch of thugs stormed in."

"I immediately jumped out of the window and ran away with my comrades. Luckily we ran fast, otherwise we would have been killed by those bastards!"

As Uncle Chen spoke, he touched his chest, looking as if he had been startled.

Lin Bei raised an eyebrow and asked, "What's going on? Isn't Causeway Bay Boss B's territory?"

"There are actually people who dare to cause trouble at his place?"

Uncle Chen shook his head slightly, indicating that he did not know.

"But this time I saved money on two girls, I'll go to Portland Street next time!"

Lin Bei was speechless.

This old man was happy because he ate free chicken?