A sophomore in college starts by getting a marriage certificate with a female CEO.

Electric kettle?

A path strewn with sparks and lightning?

Lu Yang couldn't help but glance at Li Xixue.

Who would have thought that this usually aloof and powerful queen in the company had such embarrassing moments during her student days?

I can't imagine how spectacular it must have been for her to fly through the air, sparks flying everywhere.

"Guess what happened next?"

Song Qiulan smiled and continued.

Li Xixue's face turned red, but she didn't care about her daughter's feelings at all.

Or perhaps this is what a biological mother is like.

"When I received the call from the dorm supervisor, I almost had a heart attack. I thought the dorm had exploded! But when I rushed over, the dorm supervisor was running up with a fire extinguisher, thinking there was a fire!"

"That woman was over fifty years old. She ran from the first floor to the sixth floor, carrying a fire extinguisher, kicked open the door, and sprayed it all over the room!"

"Finally... Xiaoxue didn't wash her hair properly for three days."

Lu Yang: "6".

"mom!"

Li Xixue could no longer hold back.

Why would she bring up something so embarrassing?

Where will she save face in the future?

"What? Did I say something wrong?"

Song Qiulan said confidently.

Li Xixue blushed and said, "He... doesn't like to hear these things."

"No."

Lu Yang said directly, "I really like listening to it. I like anything about Xiaoxue."

Upon hearing this...

Li Xixue gritted her teeth.

Okay, okay, so this guy is getting revenge on me, huh?

Previously, he had embarrassed Lu Yang in front of his parents in public, and now it was his turn to retaliate.

"And there was another time, which was even more outrageous."

Since Lu Yang seemed interested, Song Qiulan didn't hold back and continued, "Xiao Yang, do you know what? During her high school military training... on the third day, we were standing at attention under the blazing sun. The instructor said we weren't allowed to move, but this girl got bitten by a mosquito and insisted on scratching it. The instructor caught her red-handed and made her run ten laps around the track. When she came back, her entire soles were covered in blisters. For the next two weeks, she walked like a penguin, waddling around..."

Lu Yang listened with great interest.

penguin?

A scene automatically popped into his mind.

This young lady waddles around like a penguin...

This scene is so impactful.

Li Xixue's face was already red all the way to the roots of her neck.

"Mom! That's enough!"

The mother and daughter faced off for a moment.

Song Qiulan pursed her lips and finally stopped.

She wasn't afraid of her daughter, but she didn't want her son-in-law to think that her daughter was too embarrassing.

Although most of it has been lost, at least some face should be saved for the daughter. Otherwise, it would be troublesome if the son-in-law heard about so many of her shortcomings and started to dislike her.

"It's getting late."

Song Qiulan glanced at her phone; it was indeed getting late.

"That's true. I have an appointment for a beauty treatment later, so I won't bother you any longer."

"Take care, Auntie."

Lu Yang said.

Ding--

The elevator doors closed.

Both of them took a step back at the same time.

Li Xixue stared at the elevator door for a long time.

After confirming that her mother hadn't come back, she leaned against the wall and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Gone?"

"I'm gone."

"Are you really gone?"

"He's really gone."

Li Xixue closed her eyes briefly.

Both mothers are gone...

To be honest, this afternoon was more tiring than all the projects she had discussed combined.

First she played the role of a manager, then she pretended to be virtuous in front of Lu Yang's mother, and then her own mother exposed her dark past to her face.

The key point is that her dignity has also been shattered today.

Li Xixue turned her head and looked at Lu Yang.

At this moment, Lu Yang still had a slight smile on his lips, and the faint sound of "Kukuku" could still be heard.

The curvature is very subtle.

If it were someone else, Li Xixue probably wouldn't care.

But this is Lu Yang.

She knew it all too well.

He's mocking himself!

"Lu Yang".

"Um?"

"Everything you heard today..."

Li Xixue spoke slowly and deliberately, enunciating each word clearly: "You are not allowed to remember a single word."

Lu Yang blinked, his face completely innocent: "You mean that one?"

"All of them."

"Could you be more specific?"

Li Xixue stared at him and gritted her teeth.

She knew very well that Lu Yang was doing it on purpose.

Lu Yang shrugged and said, "Is it that electric kettle that sparks and flashes all the way, or the penguin...?"

"Shut up."

Li Xixue gritted her teeth and walked up to him, pressing her fingers heavily against Lu Yang's chest.

"Don't write down the matter about the electric kettle."

"The penguin one is even less accurate."

"otherwise……"

She hadn't finished speaking.

Lu Yang interrupted, "Otherwise what? Otherwise what will happen?"

"..."

Li Xixue paused.

That's right.

It seems like I really can't do anything to him.

"Alright, alright, forget it all, forget it all."

Lu Yang didn't want to argue with her anymore.

He was exhausted today, so he didn't tease her.

Li Xixue snorted and turned to walk towards her office.

Afterwards, Li Xixue changed back into her original pair of high heels and sat down in her office chair to rearrange her desk.

All the documents that Lu Yang's parents had taken away before have now been moved back.

She took off her cardigan and changed back into her original business attire.

My non-prescription glasses were also thrown into the drawer.

The familiar CEO is back.

Lu Yang thought for a moment, then spoke up: "Thank you for your hard work today."

Li Xixue paused for a moment as she flipped through the documents.

He didn't look up.

"Don't say things like that."

"What's wrong?"

"If I tell you, I'll think you're just being polite, and I don't like being polite."

Lu Yang scratched his head.

That was a thank you, not just politeness.

But there's no point in talking to this woman about these things.

He was about to turn around and leave.

"Wait a moment."

Li Xixue finally raised her head.

"How long did your mom and my mom talk in the hallway?"

"About... ten minutes."

"What did you talk about?"

Lu Yang recalled: "I overheard a few sentences before I left; it seemed like they were talking about vegetable prices and health."

Li Xixue's brows remained furrowed.

Her intuition told her that the two of them had probably talked about more than just that.

"That's all?"

"Um... I guess, maybe, probably."

Lu Yang was also somewhat uncertain.

I hope so.

Li tide remained silent for a moment before turning her gaze away.

She knew perfectly well that she had gotten through this ordeal today, but what about the future?

I'm worried that once the two of them get in touch and become familiar, they won't be able to talk about anything.

Once the topic turns to the children's marital status...

Li Xixue dared not think any further.

She rubbed her temples.

I'm so tired, so very tired.

At that moment, she finally realized a truth...

To cover up one lie, you need countless lies to cover it up.

"Never mind, let's go home first."

"Which home should we go back to?"

"The one my mom bought."

Li Xixue gave him a cold glance:

"You think my mom is that easy to fool? She brought soup today just as an excuse to test the waters and see if we're really living together. If we don't go back there, she can come straight to the company to check up on us tomorrow."

"..."

Lu Yang was speechless.

This mother-in-law's investigative and counter-investigative abilities are such that it's a waste of her talent if she doesn't become a secret agent.