A sophomore in college starts by getting a marriage certificate with a female CEO.

"I'm so hungry, I'm starving!"

Xu Guangkun clutched his rumbling stomach and shouted back, "I've run out of living expenses for this month. I've been eating instant noodles all day yesterday and today, and I'm about to throw up."

Wang Hao asked in surprise, "Wait, it's only the beginning of the month? You've already used up your allowance for this month?"

Li Yunbin interjected, "This idiot forced himself to buy an iPhone 18 a few days ago despite the famine."

The three people: "6".

Lu Yang smiled and said directly, "Come on, I'll treat you guys to a meal today!"

Upon hearing this, all three roommates turned their heads away.

Wang Hao was the first to jump up and say, "Really? Lao Yang, you're treating?"

Xu Guangkun instantly perked up and exclaimed, "Godfather! You are truly my second godfather!"

Li Yunbin was somewhat surprised: "Wait, Lao Yang, where did you get the money? Didn't you say last time you bought a gift for the school beauty, and you only have three hundred left in your allowance this month?"

"Stop talking nonsense, are you going or not?"

"Go away! Godfather, I'm going!"

Xu Guangkun, without even putting his shoes on properly, dragged his slippers towards the door, yelling, "It's a dog not to eat a free meal!"

Li Yunbin took off his headphones and turned off the game.

He may not talk much, but his actions speak louder than words.

The four of them left the dormitory building and rode two electric scooters to a commercial street outside the school, where there was everything to eat, drink, and do.

"Old Yang, where should we eat?"

"Let's go to the shopping street."

"There's a good Shaxian snack shop over on the commercial street; it's economical and affordable."

"Shaxian County? Who do you think you are?"

Lu Yang said calmly, "Give me something good to eat today! Don't hold back, you hear me?"

The three of them turned and glanced at him.

Old Yang is acting strange today.

First, his attitude towards the school beauty made a complete 180-degree turn, and now he's suddenly become very generous.

Could it be that he got a shock and something went wrong with his brain?

Wang Hao suggested, "How about we go to Wallace's and order a deluxe jetpack for four?"

Lu Yang sighed.

Sure enough, in the man's eyes, the deluxe set meal was already considered a very lavish meal.

A few minutes later, the four arrived at the commercial street.

Lu Yang glanced at the shops on the street.

Shaxian noodles, Lanzhou ramen, braised chicken, spicy hot pot...

These are all things we eat regularly, nothing special.

His gaze swept forward and finally settled on a luxuriously decorated storefront.

This is the most upscale restaurant on the commercial street, with prices starting at least at a thousand yuan per ton. It specializes in gourmet dishes, which is simply unaffordable for poor students like them.

"This is the place."

Lu Yang pointed to the luxurious storefront in front of him.

"..."

The three of them fell silent.

Wang Hao was the first to speak: "Old Yang, that place costs two or three hundred yuan per person, and a meal for four people would easily cost over a thousand."

"How come you seem more concerned about my money than I am?"

Lu Yang said with a smile.

If this meal had been paid for by the school beauty in the past, she wouldn't have even said thank you.

On the contrary, if you dare to treat your brothers to a big meal, they'll be afraid that you're thinking of doing something rash.

"Old Yang, are you feeling down because the school beauty dumped you?"

"No, Lao Yang, don't do anything stupid. She's just a woman. You can dump her and that's it. You can find another one later. Please don't do anything foolish."

"How about I treat you this time? We've got all-you-can-eat options at the Shaxian snack shop next door!"

Wang Hao, Li Yunbin, and Xu Guangkun all offered words of comfort, fearing that Lu Yang might be distraught because he had been dumped by the school beauty.

Inviting them to dinner is one thing, but to treat them to such a lavish meal? What else could this be but the Last Supper?

"Enough talk, let's go!"

Lu Yang strode forward.

The three exchanged a glance and quickly followed.

The gate was wide open, and two rows of hostesses in cheongsams bowed in unison.

Welcome!

Wang Hao, Li Yunbin, and Xu Guangkun also bowed in greeting.

This was their first time visiting such a high-class restaurant.

Wang Hao lowered his voice and tugged at Lu Yang's sleeve: "Old Yang, are you serious?"

"Otherwise, would I lie to you?"

Lu Yang responded calmly.

The waiter smiled and asked, "Gentlemen, do you have a reservation?"

"No, arrange a larger booth," Lu Yang replied.

"Yes, sir, please come in."

The waiter led them to a booth by the window and then handed them the menu.

Xu Guangkun swallowed hard, turned to the first page, and his eyes widened in disbelief.

"A sashimi platter... 388? Just a few slices of fish? That's almost killing me."

He quickly pushed the menu towards Li Yunbin, his voice trembling slightly.

Li Yunbin usually has fast hands when playing games, but his hands were trembling as he flipped through the menu: "Damn, a plate of braised pork costs 398? Did this pig eat gold?"

Wang Hao didn't even dare to open the menu. He leaned close to Lu Yang and whispered, "Old Yang, we still have time to leave. A barbecue next door only costs two hundred yuan. Wouldn't it be better to save that money and buy some ribs?"

Lu Yang ignored the three men's attempts to dissuade him and turned to wave to the waiter standing to the side.

The system's task is to treat the roommates to a lavish meal.

He didn't know what a sumptuous meal was, so he just picked the most expensive ones.

"I'd like a large sashimi platter, a braised pork belly with black truffle abalone, and a four-person steak, cooked medium-rare. For soup... I'd like a fish maw chicken soup."

The waiter said respectfully, "Yes, sir, would you like some drinks?"

"Come and try our signature freshly squeezed juice."

"Okay, just a moment."

After the waiter left, the scene fell into a deathly silence.

Xu Guangkun counted on his fingers, his face instantly turning pale: "Old Yang, that pile you just counted must have been at least two thousand. Confess honestly, did you take out an online loan?"

Li Yunbin also became anxious: "Borrowing money from online loans is a bottomless pit; once you get in, you can't get out."

Hearing this, Lu Yang felt a warmth in his heart.

Brothers are the best, I'm afraid you'll get taken advantage of.

Lu Yang laughed and said, "Don't worry, I didn't take out any online loans. This money is what I earned from my recent part-time job."

"Did you earn that from a part-time job?"

The three men looked at Wang Hao with suspicion: "What kind of part-time job can earn so much?"

"It's nothing much, just keeping you company... playing with you."

Lu Yang explained.

He couldn't possibly reveal the existence of the system.

Thinking back to what he had promised Li Xixue, he figured he could use this opportunity to cover it up.

Hearing this, the three of them finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as it's not through online loans, it's fine.

Wang Hao thought for a moment, then suddenly asked, "What kind of escort service can earn so much?"

"I was lucky to meet a nice older sister."

"A rich woman?"

Xu Guangkun's eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "Old Yang, why don't you introduce me to your job? I'm young and in great health, I can help you out!"

"We'll see."

Lu Yang waved his hand.

Soon, all the dishes were served.

Looking at the dishes on the table, the three of them couldn't help but swallow hard. They had always been poor students who grew up eating in the school cafeteria and had never seen so many fancy dishes before.

"Don't just stand there, eat!" Lu Yang was the first to pick up his chopsticks.

Upon hearing this...

Three pairs of chopsticks fell simultaneously.

"Holy crap... this is what rich people eat?"

"The beef melts in your mouth. Were all the beef brisket I ate before made of rubber?"

With his mouth stuffed full of braised pork, bulging like a squirrel, Xu Guangkun mumbled, "Father-in-law, who are you trying to kill?"