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Li Xixue froze on the spot.

At this moment, her forehead was still pressed against Lu Yang's forehead.

Their noses were almost touching, and their breaths mingled directly on each other's faces.

Lu Yang, his eyes half-open, looked at Li Xixue, who was standing close to him, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Li Xixue opened her mouth slightly, as if to explain.

But it feels like no matter how I explain it, it's not right.

"I... am having my temperature taken."

Lu Yang blinked twice and asked, "Are you sure you weren't trying to steal a kiss from me while I was asleep?"

"Who, who tried to steal a kiss from you?"

Li Xixue's face flushed instantly.

Besides, why would I steal a kiss from him?

Even if you want to kiss, you can do so openly and honestly.

Lu Yang said "Oh," and then sat up, propping himself up on the sofa.

He swayed as soon as he sat up.

Li Xixue quickly reached out to help her up.

Lu Yang crashed straight into her chest, but Li Xixue didn't mind. After all, the other person was a patient and needed more care.

"Do you have a fever?"

Li Xixue's hand was still pressed against his chest, not letting go.

After all, she had a fever last time, and Lu Yang took care of her personally. Maybe she caught it from him.

After all, this kind of thing is quite popular these days.

"Maybe."

Lu Yang rubbed his temples; his head was indeed feeling a bit uncomfortable.

Li Xixue frowned: "Where did you put the thermometer you used last time?"

"I forgot."

"..."

Li Xixue put Lu Yang back on the sofa and had to find the thermometer herself. She rummaged through drawers, cabinets, and even the bedside table, but couldn't find it at all.

No.

When Li Xixue returned, she found that Lu Yang had fallen asleep again.

No.

We need to get to the hospital right away.

She patted Lu Yang on the shoulder: "Get up, I'll take you to the hospital."

Lu Yang didn't open his eyes, he just hummed in response and didn't move.

Li Xixue patted it again.

"stand up!"

"I'm not going..."

Lu Yang turned over, his voice muffled: "It's just a slight fever, I'll be fine after a nap."

How did you know it was just a slight fever?

Li Xixue asked very seriously.

However, Lu Yang didn't answer her anymore, and continued to sleep with his eyes half-closed.

Since he had said that, Li Xixue didn't want to get involved anymore.

But for some reason, she just couldn't feel at ease...

No.

She was still worried.

The problem is, even if I need to go to the hospital, how do I get down there?

She even needs help to move boxes, so she can't possibly carry him downstairs, can she?

Forget it.

If you can't go to the hospital, then do it yourself.

She picked up her phone, opened Doubao (a Chinese instant messaging platform), and typed in a message: "Man, what should I do if I have a fever?"

Three seconds later, Doubao's reply popped up.

Regarding the question of what to do when a man is horny, I can analyze it for you from the following perspectives:

First of all, it's normal for men to experience this kind of physical urge. We suggest you try the following methods to alleviate it: 1. Distract yourself, such as through exercise, a cold shower, etc.

Li Xixue's eyes widened.

No, what is all this stuff?

"It's not that I'm horny! It's that I have a fever! A fever like the one with the fire radical!"

next moment.

Doubao's answer popped up quickly.

Oh, so it's a fever.

Li Xixue stared at the screen, reading through Doubao's conclusions one by one.

Article 1: Physical cooling.

Apply a warm, damp towel to your forehead and repeatedly wipe your neck, armpits, and other areas with large arteries to help dissipate heat.

Article 2: Drink plenty of warm water to promote sweating.

This is normal.

Article 3: Keep warm, but do not cover yourself with too many layers to avoid poor heat dissipation. If the patient sweats a lot, change their underwear promptly.

Change into your underwear.

Li Xixue glanced at Lu Yang's back on the sofa.

It seems like I'm sweating quite a lot.

Article 4: You can take a full-body sponge bath, with the water temperature controlled at around 37 degrees Celsius. Focus on wiping the limbs and torso for 15-20 minutes each time.

Full body sponge bath.

Thinking of this, Li Xixue took a deep breath.

No.

These methods are getting more and more outrageous.

But she had to admit that these were indeed legitimate physical cooling methods.

After all, Doubao couldn't be bought off by Lu Yang.

Li Xixue bit her lip.

Fine.

It's because he took care of me last time.

I, Li Xixue, don't like owing favors!

She stood up, went to the kitchen to boil a kettle of warm water, and then took out a clean towel from the cupboard.

When he returned, Lu Yang was still lying on his side on the sofa, his eyes closed, and his breathing was a little heavy.

Li Xixue soaked the towel in warm water, wrung it out, and then squatted down in front of the sofa.

She folded the towel and placed it on Lu Yang's forehead.

Then, he took the towel, hesitated for a moment, reached out, and gently wiped Lu Yang's neck.

Lu Yang shifted slightly and mumbled something.

She didn't hear clearly, and didn't dare to wipe it again.

She waited a few seconds to make sure the other person wasn't awake before continuing.

Starting from the neck down, then from the upper body down...

Just as the towel was about to touch that spot, her hand suddenly stopped.

Li Xixue pulled her hand back slightly.

No, I need to be more professional.

She carefully wiped Lu Yang's entire body.

The first step of physical cooling is complete.

Next, we'll drink water.

She poured a glass of warm water and brought it back.

"Drink water."

Lu Yang didn't open his eyes or acknowledge her.

Li Xixue frowned.

This person is as stiff as a block of wood.

She grabbed Lu Yang's shoulder and pulled him up a bit.

Lu Yang's head didn't rest properly and instead landed on her chest.

Li Xixue froze.

She was holding Lu Yang with one hand and a water glass in the other, caught in a dilemma.

"Why don't you cooperate a little?"

Lu Yang's lips moved, and he mumbled, "Mmm..."

Then his head slid down a little further and brushed against her collarbone.

Li Xixue gritted her teeth, pushed his head back with her chest, and then brought the water glass to his lips.

Lu Yang opened his mouth slightly.

Li Xixue put some water in.

As a result, the water was poured too quickly, and half of it flowed down her chin and dripped onto her nightgown.

"..."

Li Xixue looked down at the wet patch on her chest.

Take a deep breath.

Hold on.

After all, the other person is a patient today.

She wiped Lu Yang's chin with a tissue, and then wiped the water stains off her skirt.

All right.

They also gave her water.

Next... change your underwear?

She glanced at the T-shirt Lu Yang was wearing.

The area on my back was sticking to my body because of the sweat.

It definitely needs to be replaced.

Li Xixue scratched her head, went to the bedroom and found a clean T-shirt, then walked back to the living room.

So here's the question.

How should I change it myself?

Just strip naked?

Thinking about this...

Li Xixue squatted down and asked in a very soft voice, "Could you change your clothes yourself?"

Lu Yang did not react.

"Look, it's your own fault for not changing it, so don't blame me. I'm just trying to help you."

Li Xixue quickly pulled off Lu Yang's clothes.

It was just changing clothes.

Normal operation.

Besides, she was just taking care of a patient.

There's nothing to be nervous about.

Li Xixue kept telling herself this.

To put it another way, the other party also stripped him naked.

This can at most be considered a clean break.