A sophomore in college starts by getting a marriage certificate with a female CEO.

Snowland Group, President's Office.

Li Xixue sat in a chair with several documents spread out in front of her. She twirled the pen in her hand several times, but didn't sign a single word.

From morning until now, her mind hasn't been on work or reports, but on all sorts of random things.

Li Xixue pressed her temples hard.

She's not in a good mood today.

That's very wrong!

It was wrong from the moment they left the house.

I almost ran a red light while driving, pressed the wrong floor button in the elevator, and even knocked over my coffee cup when I got to the office.

What's wrong with this?

I've never been like this before.

thump.

A knock came at the door.

Chen Yan pushed the door open and came in.

She was holding a stack of documents.

"President Li, here's the first draft of the quarterly report you requested, and also the one from Wang Jianyuan..."

"Leave it."

Chen Yan immediately put the documents on the corner of the table and was about to leave.

"Wait a moment."

Chen Yan turned around, feeling a slight chill on her back, her smile carrying a hint of ingratiation.

"Mr. Li, if you're referring to the matter of my WeChat Moments, I... have already deleted everything!"

Li Xiaochen has already complained to her.

Upon learning of the incident, she immediately deleted the post from her WeChat Moments without hesitation.

Li Xixue frowned, continuing to twirl the pen in her hand.

"Chen Yan, please sit down."

Chen Yan blinked.

ha?

Should I offer her a seat?

What's going on?

You should know that normally when reporting on work, people just finish their presentations and leave.

She pulled up a chair and sat down, her back ramrod straight.

"President Li, I truly didn't expect things to turn out this way..."

She was prepared to die, but before that, she had to make some excuses.

"That's not what I wanted to talk about."

"ha?"

Chen Yan was stunned.

Why not talk about this with yourself?

What are you going to talk about?

Li Xixue's gaze fell on the table, and she remained silent for a few seconds.

"I have a friend."

"friend?"

Chen Yan paused for a moment, then instantly relaxed.

Oh, it's just chatting, not lecturing.

Thank goodness.

"Friends? What friends?"

Chen Yan asked疑惑地问道, "President Li, how come I've never heard of you having any other friends?"

For so long, Li Xixue has had no friends besides her.

I've never heard of her having any other friends.

How come a friend suddenly appeared out of nowhere?

"Just... a friend I just met."

Li Xixue coughed lightly, somewhat guilty, and said, "It's just that she's encountered a little problem recently."

"What's the problem?"

Li Xixue stared in a certain direction, pretending it had nothing to do with her.

"She...slept with a man."

Chen Yan nodded.

"Then last night, while she was sleeping, she kept thinking about some... unusual things."

Chen Yan's nodding slowed down.

"What's wrong?"

Li Xixue's earlobes were slightly pink.

"It's about... having nothing but wanting to have a child with the other person."

Chen Yan stopped nodding and instead looked dumbfounded.

The atmosphere remained quiet for several seconds.

Chen Yan pursed her lips, her expression very serious.

Then she spoke.

"President Li."

"Um?"

"This friend...could it be you?"

Li Xixue's face stiffened, and she immediately denied it: "No."

"Really not?"

"I say no, so it's no."

Li Xixue's tone hardened. "Just an ordinary friend."

Chen Yan responded with an "oh," her face clearly showing an "I understand" expression.

"You mean, you want to have a child with him?"

"He's my friend!"

"Okay, okay, you mean your friend wants to have a child with the other person?"

Li Xixue nodded.

Chen Yan analyzed seriously, "Alright then, let me analyze this for your friend. First, how long has your friend been sleeping with that man?"

"...more than half a month."

"More than half a month, hmm."

Chen Yan thought for a moment, then continued, "And then suddenly you started wanting children?"

"It's not that I want it!"

Li Xixue corrected, "It just popped into my head uncontrollably."

Chen Yan responded with an "oh".

However, the final sound of the 'oh' is drawn out very long.

your?

Brain?

Li Xixue coughed lightly, somewhat embarrassed, and said, "...She's my friend, I was just putting myself in her shoes."

"Alright, alright, your friend."

Chen Yan did not refute her: "Then may I ask your friend, did anything unusual happen yesterday?"

Li Xixue's lips moved slightly.

Something special?

Does being kissed count?

"...A little."

"What is it?"

"Well... that guy did something rather inappropriate."

Chen Yan narrowed her eyes: "What kind of excessive behavior?"

Li Xixue remained silent.

Chen Yan thought for a moment, and then suddenly realized.

"President Li... I understand."

"What do you understand?"

"I think your friend's symptoms can be explained from a physiological perspective."

Li Xixue raised her eyes.

Chen Yan cleared her throat, adopting a professional analytical tone: "Based on your description, you experience significant mood swings, uncontrollable wandering thoughts, and even urges to have children..."

"Well, it's very likely that she's in heat... cough cough, ovulation has started."

Li Xixue was stunned.

Chen Yan added:

"A woman's body automatically releases signals around ovulation, especially when she has close contact with the opposite sex, causing her brain to make associations related to reproduction, which is what you just mentioned, having thoughts of having a child with the other person."

"So this is a normal physiological reaction, not that your friend has a problem with his brain."

Upon hearing this, Li Xixue suddenly realized what was going on.

So that's why I was so excited when I saw Lu Yang last night, all I could think about was the urge to have his baby.

Thinking about this...

She finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not that I'm crazy, it's a physiological problem.

"What if..."

Li Xixue paused for a moment: "If my friend is really planning to get pregnant... what should she be aware of?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Yan's expression was priceless.

She opened her mouth, then closed it again.

"Is your friend... progressing this fast?"

"You just need to answer the questions."

Chen Yan suppressed a laugh and cleared her throat.

"Then, as someone who has been through this, I'll offer a few suggestions to your friend."

Someone who's been there?

Li Xixue frowned slightly.

You should know that Chen Yan, like herself, has been single since birth.

When did you become someone who's been through it all?

"I don't have children, but I helped my cousin with her homework, so I know a little bit about it."

Chen Yan noticed her confusion and waved her hand: "Before trying to conceive, you can't stay up late or work long hours."

Li Xixue paused for a moment.

Can't stay up late?

In all these years, has she never gone to sleep before midnight?

"Secondly, diet. You should also avoid alcohol, or better yet, give it up altogether, and eat more protein."

"Third, both parties need to undergo a comprehensive physical examination."

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