A sophomore in college starts by getting a marriage certificate with a female CEO.

"Alright, alright, whatever you say goes."

Lu Yang shrugged, looking utterly dejected.

"Mommy, I'm hungry now, I want Grandma."

Upon hearing this...

Li Xixue's face turned bright red at a visible speed, spreading from her fair neck all the way to her delicate earlobes, as if it were about to bleed.

"What...what nonsense are you spouting!"

She sat up abruptly, grabbed a cushion, and threw it at Lu Yang.

Lu Yang reacted quickly and caught it.

"Getting impatient? Who told me to call them that? Now you're denying it?"

Li Xixue's chest heaved with anger as she glared at him fiercely.

That wretched guy!

I told you to call out, not to say that.

Seeing her like this, Lu Yang's frustration vanished.

Teasing this iceberg is actually quite interesting.

Especially seeing her looking like she wants to get angry but can't, that's more interesting than anything else.

"Alright."

Lu Yang threw the cushion back into her arms: "So what are we having for dinner? I'm really hungry."

He interrupted me like that.

Li Xixue also forgot the embarrassment she had just experienced.

She touched her stomach and realized she was indeed a little hungry.

"Shall we eat out? Or order takeout?"

"I don't want to move."

Li Xixue shook her head, then her eyes lit up as if she remembered something.

"Go cook."

"I really want to do it, but someone said, 'It's my mom now~'"

Lu Yang's expression remained calm as he said indifferently, "Even if someone were to do it, it would be Mother who does it."

"..."

Li Xixue gritted her teeth and glared at Lu Yang.

Lu Yang didn't flinch, and met her gaze calmly.

The two remained frozen in place.

Finally, Li Xixue was the first to look away.

Let's do it!

It's just a meal.

Isn't it a simple matter, something that can be easily accomplished?

She stood up, turned around, and walked towards the kitchen.

His steps were hurried and angry; he wasn't wearing shoes, his bare feet were on the floor.

Lu Yang was a little surprised.

He was only trying to gain an advantage verbally and didn't really expect this young lady to actually do anything.

After all, someone like Li Xixue usually has instant noodles brought to her, so why would she go into the kitchen to cook?

What a joke.

But she actually went.

The apartment had an open kitchen, and Lu Yang's gaze naturally drifted over it.

Li Xixue stood in front of the kitchen counter, hands on her hips, and glanced around.

Then she opened the refrigerator.

There are eggs, tomatoes, bacon, milk, and a small bag of noodles in the refrigerator.

Li Xixue stared at the contents of the refrigerator for a long time, then took out an egg and looked at it for a while.

Lu Yang asked, "Are you afraid the egg will bite you?"

"Shut up."

Li Xixue snorted coldly.

Okay, I won't say anything.

Lu Yang shut up.

Li Xixue took out two more tomatoes from the refrigerator.

So far, everything is normal.

Stir-fried tomatoes and eggs is the simplest home-style dish that any normal person should be able to make.

then……

She picked up the cleaver and placed the tomatoes on the cutting board.

He raised the cleaver halfway, then stopped.

"...Does this need to be washed?"

she wondered.

Lu Yang's expression cracked slightly: "What do you think?"

Li Xixue rinsed the tomatoes twice under the tap.

After rinsing, I shook the water off my hands and put the tomatoes back on the cutting board.

She picked up the kitchen knife and aimed it at the tomato.

Lu Yang's gaze fell on her hand holding the knife.

He gripped the knife handle with all five fingers, using the same force he used to chop wood.

The way they were doing it didn't look like they were chopping vegetables; it looked more like they were chopping wood...

puff.

One slash.

The tomato juice splashed all over her face.

Li Xixue blinked, and red juice trickled down her cheeks.

She stood there, still clutching the kitchen knife.

Lu Yang couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

"Lu Yang!"

Li Xixue gripped the hilt of her knife tightly and looked at Lu Yang, who was mocking her.

Lu Yang quickly composed himself, but the smile on his lips remained undeniable.

Li Xixue grabbed a tissue from the side and wiped her face.

She did not give up.

The second cut, the third cut...

She cut the tomatoes into irregular sizes.

Lu Yang looked at the pile of things and his lips twitched.

"Your knife skills...who did you learn them from? The Chaotic Cloak Sword Technique?"

"none of your business!"

Li Xixue said fiercely.

Next up are the eggs.

Li Xixue picked up an egg and cracked it on the edge of the table.

It was too light; it didn't break.

I bumped into something again.

It's still not broken.

The third time, I used force.

The whole egg exploded in her hand, and the yolk spilled all over the table.

The eggshell broke into several pieces, most of which fell into the bowl.

Lu Yang covered his mouth, his shoulders shaking, trying not to laugh out loud.

Li Xixue glanced up at him, and the look in her eyes could be translated as: If you laugh again, I'll chop you up.

Lu Yang quickly turned his face away and stopped smiling.

Li Xixue used chopsticks to pick out the eggshells one by one.

After searching for a long time, there were still small fragments mixed in.

She didn't care anymore and just started stirring.

"Is this egg edible?"

"If you're so capable, why don't you try?"

"You're my mother, how could I dare to help you with the cooking?"

Li Xixue took a deep breath and chose to ignore him.

She put the pot on the stove and then turned the stove switch.

no response.

I twisted it two more times.

Still no response.

"Why can't I hit it?"

Lu Yang reached out and helped her press the knob on the stove further in, then turned it.

With a loud bang, flames shot up.

Li Xixue took a step back and instinctively grabbed Lu Yang's arm.

"...Just fire."

She let go of his hand, turned her head away, and felt a little hot at the base of her ears.

After the pan had been heating for a while, Lu Yang reminded him, "You can add the oil now."

"I know without you reminding me!"

Li Xixue picked up the oil.

She estimated that not too much was needed, and carefully poured a little into the pot.

As a result, her hand slipped, the oil bottle tilted forward, and a large puddle of oil instantly appeared in the pot.

Lu Yang: "..."

"Are you making fried eggs or fried tomatoes?"

"Shut up!!!"

Li Xixue looked at the pool of oil in the pan, shook it a little, and then poured in the beaten egg mixture.

With a sizzle...

Oil splattered everywhere.

A few drops of hot oil flew onto Li Xixue's exposed arm. She hissed and pulled her hand back as if she had been electrocuted.

"Did you get burned?"

"fine."

She said she was fine, but she was already too afraid to get close to the stove. She leaned back, stretched her arms out as far as possible, and rummaged around in the pot with the spatula.

The final product is somewhere between scrambled eggs and an omelet.

The color isn't a normal golden yellow; it's a bit burnt.

Next up are tomatoes.

She poured the pile of tomatoes of varying sizes into the pan. Because she had put in too much oil, the tomatoes started to splatter as she cooked them. Every time they splattered, she took a step back.

Lu Yang watched this scene from the side.

I no longer know what expression to wear.

The female president of Xueyu Group.

A woman who manages assets worth tens of billions, has thousands or even tens of thousands of employees under her, and doesn't even flinch when facing various business tycoons.

But when it comes to cooking, she's just an ordinary woman who can't do anything.