The village beauty and me!

"Chen Huan, aren't you being a bit too cruel?"

"Won't this cause someone to die?" Zhao Jingjing squatted on a rock by the river, watching Chen Huan stuff the few river crabs he had just scooped from the water into the fish thief's crotch.

At this moment, she couldn't help but laugh.

I'm increasingly finding Chen Huan to be quite creative.

It's astonishing that they came up with such a way to punish fish thieves in such a short time.

"They deserve it," Chen Huan replied, frowning as he tried to suppress the stench.

"what!"

"What the hell? My life..." The fish thief quickly recovered from the excruciating pain.

They were rolling around, slapping their crotches, their faces turning ashen.

Beads of sweat the size of soybeans kept falling.

Chen Huan squatted on a nearby rock, smoking and squinting as he asked, "Does it hurt?"

"Nonsense, did you do this?" One of them glared at Chen Huan fiercely.

"Is that awesome?" Chen Huan raised an eyebrow.

The large white fox next to it immediately bared its teeth and moved closer.

Although it was much smaller now, when it opened its mouth, a fierce, beastly aura still surged out.

"It was that thing! It wasn't a hallucination!"

"Help! They're eating people!" The two of them cried out again.

"Stop shouting. If you want to live, answer the questions obediently."

"Who gave you permission to steal fish?" Chen Huan asked, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, his gaze turning cold.

One of them gritted his teeth and replied, "I just wanted to steal some fish to eat. Nobody told me to."

"We heard there are a lot of fish in this river, so we wanted to catch some."

  

"At worst, we'll pay you compensation, and you can just let us go."

"If you really kill or injure us, and the police are called, you'll be in deep trouble!"

Chen Huan picked up a small pebble from the side and smashed it directly onto his nose, causing him to almost faint from the pain.

"You bastards, I gave you a chance to answer the questions honestly, but you're not cooperating, are you?"

"Killing someone is indeed a crime, but if wild animals in the mountains eat people, then you're just unlucky!"

Upon hearing this, the other person immediately backed down.

He knelt there, repeatedly bowing and begging for mercy, "No, brother, we can talk this over. Eating people is a bad habit."

"How did you know we were being manipulated? You guessed right."

Chen Huan snorted, "You two brought professional tools, but you didn't bring a decent container for the fish."

"Judging from your attire, you don't seem to be villagers from this area. Aren't these suspicious enough?"

The kneeling man nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, we stole the fish to take back for research."

"Someone paid us to come here specifically to steal fish. After we succeeded, each of us would get two thousand yuan."

The person next to him also obediently came over and knelt down, enduring the pain to honestly explain the cause and effect.

Chen Huan frowned.

If it's just someone who's greedy and steals fish, then it's not a big deal.

After all, when he was young, he had touched the melons in other people's fields and eaten the fish in other people's ponds.

But the other party admitted that they were instructed to catch fish for research, which is a big deal.

"Who is this person?" Chen Huan asked with a gloomy face.

The two people exchanged a glance, seemingly still trying to hide something.

Chen Huan snorted, and the big white fox immediately bared its teeth and approached.

"I'll talk, I'll talk."

"It's a restaurant in the next town. The person who hired us is the restaurant manager, but we don't know his name," the two answered eagerly.

"That lousy restaurant again?"

"They've gotten involved with me?" Chen Huan fell into deep thought.

"What's going on? Why would someone who owns a restaurant want to catch your fish for research?" Zhao Jingjing was also completely baffled.

Then he suddenly slapped Chen Huan's thigh and said, "I understand."

Chen Huan was startled and grimaced, saying, "What do you know?"

Zhao Jingjing blinked and said, "It must be that someone found out you were supplying ingredients to the sauerkraut fish restaurant. They all run restaurants, so they probably wanted to sneak a couple of fish back to try the taste."

"Then I'll come back to buy from you, and maybe I can even raise the price."

Chen Huan grinned. "You think you're so smart."

"I've already signed a contract with the sauerkraut fish restaurant; at least in our county, we can only supply them."

"By the way, didn't you pat my leg just now? I want to return the favor."

After saying that, Chen Huan reached out to touch it.

Zhao Jingjing pushed him away, "We're doing serious business, can't you be serious for once?"

"What are you planning to do with these two guys?"

Those two unlucky guys were still kneeling there, watching Chen Huan and Zhao Jingjing, exchanging words like they were flirting. They felt incredibly miserable.

Chen Huan sighed; he had originally planned to release them both.

But then I thought again, I could take this opportunity to teach that damn restaurant manager a lesson.

He smiled at the two fish thieves, who were now pale with fright, and asked, "If you go back empty-handed, will you not get any money?"

The two nodded in confusion. "That's right, but after what just happened, we've both decided to learn our lesson and not earn that money..."

Chen Huan's face hardened. "I'll let you make that much!"

Both of them were dumbfounded, and subconsciously nodded, "Whatever you say, we'll do it obediently and would never dare to disobey."

Chen Huan nodded in satisfaction.

Then, taking their fishing nets, they scooped two carp out of the river.

Then he ran to the woods on the other side and quickly found several medicinal herbs using his strong sense of smell.

Place these medicinal herbs in your palm, rub them vigorously to extract their essence, and then pour them into the mouth of the carp.

With the addition of true qi, the medicinal properties were quickly and completely absorbed into the carp's flesh.

"Alright, take these two fish back and report."

"After you get the money, run away quickly, or you'll get caught."

"Of course, you can also choose to betray me..." Chen Huan smiled as he looked at the fish thieves.

The two men waved their hands repeatedly, swearing, "We would rather die than betray you."

"As you instructed, we will deliver the fish, collect the money, and then leave this place, never to return."

As for what exactly happened with those two fish, neither of them dared to inquire. After receiving Chen Huan's orders, they fled in a sorry state at the first opportunity.

Zhao Jingjing became curious and pulled Chen Huan aside to ask, "What did you do to those two fish just now? You even went into the woods in such a mysterious way, and when you came out you had a lewd look on your face."

Chen Huan raised his hand and slapped Zhao Jingjing on the butt. "How dare you talk to your boss like that? Who's being perverted?"

"I simply improved the quality of those two fish."

"Those who want to study fish will definitely be unable to resist indulging in its deliciousness after cooking it."

"Once you've eaten it, you're bound to have bad luck."