Ironclad, died and resurrected, I've decided to go to the mic!
Chapter 12 An Old Clue
The star rushed out very fast, and flew back even faster.
When the giant claw of the Doomsday Beast swept horizontally across...
She even made a swinging motion in the air.
Then he and his baseball bat were knocked away.
The gray figure traced an arc and landed squarely on Qi Ye, who hadn't even had time to react.
Qi Ye was knocked to the ground by her, sliding about half a meter before stopping.
Xing lay on top of him, and the baseball bat rolled to the side.
She blinked and looked down at Qiye, who was pinned beneath her.
He looked up again at the roaring apocalyptic beast in the distance, his face full of curiosity.
"It doesn't hurt!"
"Of course you're not in pain!"
Qi Ye's voice was squeezed out from between his teeth.
"You're using me as a cushion!"
"Well, you're quite soft."
Xing climbed off him and dusted off his knees.
I reached out and pulled him up too, giving him a once-over.
"Are your ribs broken?"
"It didn't break, it almost did."
Qi Ye rubbed his chest.
"Then everything is fine."
Xing bent down to pick up the baseball bat, hoisted it back onto his shoulder, and turned to look at the Doomsday Beast.
The giant beast was swinging its two massive claws and frantically smashing the protective shield.
The cracks in the protective shield have spread to the edge of the dome; if it continues any longer, the entire rooftop will be exposed to a vacuum.
Danheng's spear pierced the joint of the Doomsday Beast's forelimb, leaving only a shallow white mark.
The ice arrow of March 7th struck its eye, and it merely shook its head.
The two attacks struck the Doomsday Beast with an effect roughly equivalent to flicking a rhinoceros with a rubber band.
"This thing has too thick armor."
Dan Heng took a step back.
"I can't break through!"
Another arrow was fired on March 7th.
The arrow struck the Doomsday Beast's carapace and exploded into a cloud of icy mist, leaving not even a crack.
Qi Ye stood on the edge of the rooftop, quickly flipping through the system's inventory.
Other light cones are simply no match for enemies of this level.
The only thing that could be considered offensive was the thing he swore he would never use again.
[Light Cone Name: "The Man with His Own Background Music"]
[Current Status: Activate]
There was no other choice.
On March 7th, he nocked an arrow, drew his bow, and aimed at the gaping maw of the Doomsday Beast.
She didn't notice that a dark purple ball of light was gathering deep inside the Doomsday Beast's throat.
By the time she realized what was happening, a beam of light had already shot out from the giant beast's mouth, heading straight for her.
She didn't have time to dodge and was so frightened that her legs went weak.
Just then, a figure blocked her way.
With his back to her, a spotlight descended from the sky, enveloping him in dazzling white light.
On March 7th, she knelt on the ground, looking up at the back of the figure blocking her way.
The spotlight outlined the contours of his shoulders and back, and the afterglow of the light shattered into countless golden rays around him.
Her heart skipped a beat.
This guy can be quite... when he's serious.
He hadn't finished speaking.
Music rose from the void.
Qi Ye turned around.
He turned to the side, looked back, and slightly raised his chin, casting a long silhouette behind him in the spotlight.
"You're so beautiful, chicken!"
He sang it out, his voice processed with electronic music, making it both soothing and steady, with an automatic key change at the end.
At the same second, he pushed forward with his right hand, and the basketball gathered in his palm collided head-on with the laser beam.
With a deafening roar, the beam of light was abruptly deflected, grazing the edge of the rooftop as it shot into space.
Then Qiye's hips started to move.
The hip thrust is precise, the timing is accurate, and the movement is fluid, drawing a perfect arc from left to right.
Immediately afterwards, the spotlight switched to a multi-color mode, with red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple lights sweeping across him in turn.
"You're so beautiful—so beautiful—so beautiful—♪"
Electronic music filled the air, and Qi Ye spun around to the rhythm.
He also got rid of a standard iron mountain lean.
Then he began to thrust his hips forward, one step at a time, the spotlight casting a trail of afterimages behind him.
March 7th's expression went from being moved to being completely bewildered in an instant.
"What are you doing?!"
"I'll save your life!"
As Qi Ye thrust his hips forward, he answered, his voice automatically cut into a rhyming melody by electronic music.
"This laser is too dangerous~♪ I have to take action~♪ But as long as the background music doesn't end~♪ My hips can't stop~♪"
"Then what was that 'chicken you're so beautiful' thing you were talking about earlier?!"
Xing peeked over from the side, rubbing her head that had just been slapped away.
He watched Qiye's dance steps with curiosity through his golden eyes.
She tilted her head and asked earnestly, "What does 'Chicken You're So Beautiful' mean?"
"A meme."
Qiye answered while striking a pose.
"What's the joke?"
"That's a very old trope. You have amnesia, so you don't remember."
Explain it to me.
"Now is not the time to explain!"
Qi Ye pointed to the Doomsday Beast in front of him, which was charging up its second laser.
"That stuff's going to spray again!"
Dan Heng cut in from the side, thrusting his spear straight at the Doomsday Beast's throat in an attempt to interrupt its energy buildup.
However, it did not work.
The apocalypse beast opened its massive jaws, and the laser beam condensed once more.
This time the brightness is even higher than before, clearly indicating that they are preparing for an even bigger attack.
"Everyone, stand back!"
Qi Ye took a deep breath and automatically assumed a starting stance.
The spotlight switched from multicolored to gold, and the drumbeats of the background music suddenly became more cryptic.
A hazy silhouette slowly emerged behind him.
First came two thick legs, then baggy overalls.
Above that is a round body and a chicken head.
A gigantic chicken wearing overalls.
It hovered behind Qi Ye, spread its wings, and assumed the same starting stance as him.
On March 7th, looking up at the giant chicken, his lips trembled slightly.
"A... chicken wearing overalls..."
"It's the goddess of chickens, you're so beautiful."
Xing stood by and earnestly corrected her.
"What is that thing?!"
Qi Ye's body rose into the air.
The giant chicken behind him also took flight.
The man and the chicken traced two perfectly synchronized parabolas in the air, a hip thrust and a leaning back!
Every movement was precisely timed to the beat.
The background music reached its climax, with drumbeats as dense as a torrential downpour.
The electronic music melody layered on top of each other, and then Qi Ye's fist slammed into the chest of the Doomsday Beast.
The giant chicken behind him also crashed into it.
At the end of the chicken wing was a basketball that emitted a golden glow.
boom.
The Doomsday Beast's chest shell was dented by this blow.
The massive body was thrown backward by the enormous impact, its two giant claws flailing futilely in the air.
It crashed through the railing at the edge of the rooftop, with half of its body hanging outside.
Qi Ye landed steadily.
The spotlight narrowed its beam, just as the background music finished its last drumbeat.
The giant chicken behind him slowly dissipated.
The last thing to disappear was the pair of overalls; the two pant legs floated in the air for half a second before turning into specks of light.
Xing walked over carrying a baseball bat.
He looked down at the still-smoking dent on the chest of the Doomsday Beast, then turned to look at Qi Ye with a serious expression.
"So what exactly is the meaning behind the 'Chicken You're So Beautiful' meme?"
Qi Ye had just caught her breath when she choked on it:
"Can't you worry about that monster that got knocked down first!"
"What's there to care about monsters?"
Xing said it was only natural.
"I'm more curious about why you can summon a chicken wearing overalls just by saying 'chicken, you're so beautiful'."
"That wasn't summoned by me! It was a special effect from the background music!"
"Why is the special effect specifically a chicken? And a chicken wearing overalls at that?"
"Because of that meme"
"See, you still won't tell me what that meme is."
He stood up from the ground on March 7th.
She did not participate in the academic discussion between Qiye and Xing about chickens.
He simply readjusted the bowstring quietly, then looked up at Qiye.
Her face was still a little red.
"Thanks for blocking it earlier."
"You're welcome."
Qi Ye answered subconsciously.
"Then."
On March 7th, he raised his camera, aimed it at him, and a mischievous smile appeared on his lips.
"I recorded everything starting from 'Chicken You're So Beautiful'."
Qi Ye's smile froze.
"March 7th!!!"
The title is "Chicken God in Overalls Beats Up the Doomsday Beast".
March 7th was looking through the camera while talking to himself.
"The number of views should reach a new high."
"Deleted!!!"
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