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Qi Ye stood up and faced the two dutiful Yunqi soldiers in front of him, his face filled with disbelief.

He pointed to his nose, then to Jingliu next to him who was still wiping away tears, and said indignantly:

"No, how come you don't even have freedom of speech on Immortal Ship?"

I said I'm a lolicon, so what? You can arrest me for that?

Does this immortal ship still have any laws or justice?

I simply said what some of you wanted to say but didn't dare to!

The leading Yun cavalry was stunned for a long time by this confident statement!

He had seen all sorts of suspects: some who argued, some who remained silent, and some who feigned madness.

But no one ever spoke of "I'm a lolicon" in front of him as some kind of honorary title.

He opened his mouth, only to find that he couldn't refute it.

Indeed, it seems there isn't a single rule in the laws of the Immortal Ship that says you can't call yourself a lolicon.

He looked down at the white-haired little girl who was still clinging to Qi Ye's leg, and cautiously asked again:

"So... is this little girl someone you know?"

She was crying so hard just now, did you do something to her?

Qiye looked down at Jingliu, who was still hanging on her leg.

He looked up again at the Cloud Cavalryman who looked conflicted, and answered frankly:

"She is my loli master."

She misses me, so what's wrong with her crying? What's it to you?

The master misses his disciple, and the disciple hugs his master. Isn't this a normal interpersonal relationship?

Did your master never hold you when you were a child?

"Loli...Master?"

The leader of the Cloud Cavalry repeated the word over and over several times.

I feel like my worldview is undergoing an unprecedented shock.

Another Cloud Cavalryman leaned over and whispered:

"Captain, what he said seems to make some sense."

The little girl did hug him on her own initiative; we all saw it.

And since she just called him "disciple," she must really be his master.

Although they do look very small, there are quite a few cases on the fairy boat where the age does not match the appearance.

Perhaps it was caused by some other reason.

"you're right."

The leader of the Cloud Cavalry nodded, but the conflicted expression on his face did not disappear.

"But that older man reported him for making inappropriate remarks in public..."

"His claim of being a lolicon is hardly inappropriate! He was just telling the truth!"

Xing took a step forward, put his hands behind his back, raised his chin slightly, and said seriously.

"I can testify that the Imperial Concubine is indeed a lolicon."

But he is an upright lolicon, a lolicon with professional ethics, and a lolicon who acts within the bounds of propriety.

He's not a pervert, he's just very honest.

March 7th buried her face in her hands and let out a muffled wail.

She didn't want to argue with those two anymore; she just wanted to end this farce as soon as possible.

She took a deep breath, pulled the pass from her pocket, and showed it to the Yunqi Army:

"Excuse me, we are the Starry Sky Train, invited by the General."

It was just a misunderstanding; they had just returned from official business in Star Harbor.

This gentleman didn't think before he spoke. I apologize on his behalf.

The leader of the Yun cavalry glanced at the stamp on the pass.

He glanced again at Qi Ye's open and honest face, and then at the white-haired little girl still clinging to his lap.

After a moment of silence, he quietly closed the notebook, clasped his hands in a respectful greeting, and then...

"Since it's a misunderstanding, we won't pursue it further."

However, I would like to ask this gentleman to be careful with his words in the future, so as not to cause any unnecessary misunderstandings.

There are many children on Chang Le Street. If you continue to say you're a "lolicon" (a person who is obsessed with young girls), next time it might not be us responding to the call.

After saying that, he turned and left with another Cloud Cavalry soldier.

As they walked, he muttered to his companion, "Why are all the distinguished guests the general invites like this?"

Qi Ye watched the Yunqi Army depart into the distance, patted his chest, and looked down at Jing Liu, who was still clinging to his leg.

Jingliu looked up at him, her eyes, still wet with tears, filled with grievance and a hint of guilt.

She was so engrossed in crying that she completely forgot her plans.

On March 7th, he put the pass back in his pocket, put his hands on his hips, and began to lecture:

"Can't you just shut up for a day?"

From Belleburg to Rover, you can cause trouble wherever you go.

He becomes a trash can in Belleburg, argues with a dog on the space station, and declares himself a lolicon in the street in Lov.

Can't you ever have a normal day?

"I didn't mean to."

Who knew that the Cloud Cavalry would even care if someone said they were a lolicon?

And I really think she's my mentor.

When she called me "disciple" just now, it felt like something was popping into my head.

Although I don't remember it completely, I feel that what she said was true.

As Qi Ye spoke, she looked down at Jing Liu.

Jingliu buried her face in his lap and mumbled something indistinctly.

The voice was muffled, as if trying to sound fierce but lacking strength.

"It's true, I am your master, you must not forget me."

Xing watched this scene from the sidelines and commented with satisfaction:

"With the return of the retired emperor, my empire has gained another elder statesman."

Tonight, a banquet will be held to welcome you. The Empress will be in charge of ordering the food, the Imperial Concubine will be in charge of pouring the wine, and I will be in charge of giving a speech.

On March 7th, hands on hips, he stared at the stars with an all-seeing gaze:

"Can you stop pretending? I guarantee that the side effects of that light cone technique are definitely gone by now!"

Stop acting like some kind of emperor!

From Star Harbour to Chang Lok Street, haven't you had enough?

A hint of guilt flashed in Xing's eyes, a result of being caught red-handed.

She tilted her head and chuckled:

How did you know?

On March 7th, hands on hips, staring at Xing's still-smiling face after being caught red-handed, she began to scold him in an annoyed tone:

"I knew you were already better..."

On the seventh day of the third month, when the stars were falling.

Qiye was no longer listening to them at all.

He squatted down and gently removed the mirror from his lap with both hands.

Then he cupped her face and examined it carefully for a long time.

Jingliu's eyes were still red, and the tear stains hadn't dried yet.

With that incredibly delicate little face and that head of snow-white long hair.

The more he looked at it, the cuter it seemed; the more he looked, the more he felt a voice inside him screaming wildly.

This is your little girl master! So cute, so incredibly cute!!!

Where in the world can you find such a good master!

He chuckled twice and couldn't help but pull Jingliu into his arms.

He rubbed his face against her soft white hair, then against her chubby cheeks, murmuring as he did so.

"Hehehe, my loli master!"

Hehehe, turns out I'm not some unwanted wild disciple after all, I have a master!

You're still such a lovely master! My head almost exploded when you called me "disciple" just now!

Although I don't quite remember who you are yet, I feel like what you said is true!

Don't worry, from today onwards, I'll protect you!

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