Zombie World: Starting as an apprentice of the Thunder King

Worried that the two would start arguing again, Ah Qiang quickly ran over to comfort Mama Di: "Master! Don't be impulsive! Uncle-Master is doing this for your own good!"

"For my own good?"

Mama was trembling with anger. "He's not doing this for my own good! He's clearly humiliating me!"

"Did I humiliate you?"

Uncle Nine's eyebrows twitched with anger. "What have you done that deserves my respect?"

"I humiliated you? I'm just ashamed for you!"

"Hmph, it's only because your mom's not here that I'd have at least a few words with her!"

Mama was so angry she almost vomited blood: "You..."

Lin Bei's eyes widened in surprise. "Damn it, both of them have stopped, and you still go over there to add fuel to the fire?"

Uncle Nine didn't want to argue with Mom anymore!

He sat down again and took a sip of tea with a gloomy expression.

But unable to calm down, he angrily smashed the cup, turned around, and went upstairs.

"Wow, you've got quite a temper!"

She made a couple of sarcastic remarks, then started eating by herself.

Lin Bei and Shi Shaojian exchanged a glance.

Shi Shaojian said in a low voice, "With Uncle Lin's temper, he probably won't be able to sleep tonight."

"Who cares if he can sleep or not?"

Lin Bei also put down his chopsticks. "I'm full. Let's go back to our rooms."

The two stood up and each picked up some more dishes to take upstairs to feed Bai Ling and Bai Chen.

Pushing open the door, Bai Ling was lying on the bed waiting.

Upon seeing Lin Bei enter, it immediately raised its tail and trotted to his feet.

Lin Bei placed the dishes on the table, and Bai Ling jumped onto the table, sniffed them, and then ate them in small bites.

"Eat slowly." Lin Bei rubbed its head.

Shi Shaojian was also feeding Bai Chen, but Bai Chen's eating manners were not as elegant as Bai Ling's.

He wolfed down his food, his mouth glistening with oil, and even looked up at Shi Shaojian and whimpered, complaining that there wasn't enough food.

"Hey, it seems you've really grown a lot!" Shi Shaojian patted Bai Chen a couple of times.

"That's enough for today. I'm worried you'll get sick if you eat the rest of the food!"

After finishing his meal, Lin Bei sat cross-legged on the bed and continued his cultivation.

Bai Ling, having eaten her fill, didn't make a fuss and obediently lay down beside him.

After returning to his room, Uncle Nine sat at the table, sulking. His mind was filled with Mama's disheveled appearance, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

"Damn it, how could Maoshan produce such a piece of trash!"

For the next two days, Uncle Nine and Mama argued every time they met, even more intensely than the bickering between Simu and Yixiu.

Uncle Nine used the same old tactic, scolding Mama for being uncultured, ignorant, and a bad influence on young people.

She muttered curses at Uncle Jiu for being pretentious, hypocritical, and abusing his power.

The two argued so much that the innkeeper hid behind the counter, too afraid to come out.

Lin Bei and Shi Shaojian consciously stayed away from the battlefield. During the day, they would go out to stroll around and walk their foxes, and at night they would return to the inn to cultivate on their own.

By noon on the third day, the sky began to change.

A shadow appeared at the edge of the sun, and then it was gradually swallowed up by the shadow, and the light became dimmer and dimmer.

"The solar eclipse has begun."

Uncle Nine stood in the open space at the town entrance, looking up at the sky with a calm expression. "Let's go, lure that zombie out."

The group arrived at the ancestral hall in the center of the town.

"Is the pocket watch ready?" Uncle Nine turned to look at Ren Zhuzhu.

Ren Zhuzhu nodded and took the pocket watch out of her pocket: "Ready."

He pasted a talisman in each of the eight directions and wrapped a red thread around each pillar, forming an interlocking array.

"As soon as it enters, the Bagua formation will activate, trapping it inside."

Uncle Nine clapped his hands, "Then we took turns beating it to a pulp."

"Remember, space inside the formation is limited, so don't all crowd in."

"Take turns, then switch players when you're done."

Everyone found a place to hide, and Ren Zhuzhu stood in the open space in the center of the ancestral hall, opened her pocket watch and turned it a few times.

The clear, melodious music rang out in the ancestral hall.

About the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, a muffled jumping sound came from outside the ancestral hall.

The sound grew closer, accompanied by a thick, overwhelming smell of death.

The group exchanged glances and gripped their magical artifacts tightly.

Nintendo flew directly into the ancestral hall from outside, landed in the center, stared intently at the pocket watch on the table, and walked step by step toward the pocket watch.

Uncle Nine stomped his foot and formed a hand seal: "Eight Trigrams Corpse-Trapping Formation! Activate!"

The red lines and copper coins that had been laid out on the ground of the ancestral hall simultaneously lit up with golden light, and an eight-trigram array emerged from the ground, trapping Nintendo in the center of the array.

The zombie's movements suddenly stopped. It looked down at the golden rune array at its feet and roared angrily.

"Make your move!" Uncle Nine commanded.

Lin Bei, unable to contain himself any longer, charged forward using the Yu Step technique, lightning surging across his Demon-Slaying Sword: "Thunder Strike!"

A thick bolt of lightning shot out from the tip of the sword, striking Nintendo in the chest and exploding into a blinding flash of light.

The zombie was knocked back two steps, then flew into a rage and turned to pounce on Lin Bei.

"Thunderous roar shakes the mountains and rivers!"

Lin Bei unleashed both fists simultaneously, and a massive bolt of lightning struck the zombie's chest, sending it flying backward.

Shi Shaojian charged in from the side, his hands forming a hand seal, two bolts of lightning crossing between his palms to form a scissor shape: "Thunderbolt Scissors! Cut it to death!"

Click!

The lightning bolt cutter twisted around the zombie's waist. Although it didn't break through its defenses, it still made the zombie howl in pain.

"I'll do it!"

Uncle Nine took a step forward, unleashing three consecutive palm strikes of lightning, "Palm Lightning!"

Three streaks of crimson-gold lightning struck the zombie in succession, causing it to tremble and let out a series of roars.

Ah-hao and Ah-qiang stood in the corner, looking at each other in bewilderment...

They wanted to go up and help, but seeing Lin Bei and Shi Shaojian's lightning-fast methods, they hesitated.

Thinking about my own rudimentary skills, I was too embarrassed to even try.

Mama also rushed up, slashing and hacking with her peach wood sword, each strike landing on the zombie's body.

However, his cultivation level was limited, and his attack power was severely insufficient. When his sword struck the zombie, it could only produce sparks, without even leaving a mark.

After exchanging a few blows, he looked embarrassed and simply retreated to the perimeter to become a spectator.

Lin Bei unleashed several different lightning techniques in succession, each one blasting a scorch mark on the zombie's body.

Although it couldn't inflict fatal damage, the feeling of being attacked repeatedly was enough to make it suffer.

"A thunderous roar!"

"Five Thunderbolts Fireball!"

"A flash of lightning!"

Lin Bei unleashed seven or eight lightning spells in one go, depleting nearly 20% of the mana in his dantian.

The zombie was also blasted to pieces by him, but it was quickly repaired by the corpse energy.

Shi Shaojian was not to be outdone, unleashing the Demon-Slaying Sword in conjunction with the Thunderclap Scissors: "Eight Trigrams Sword Technique! Kan Water Dispels Evil!"

A sword flash struck the zombie's shoulder, followed immediately by a lightning bolt of scissors that slashed at its knee, forcing it to kneel on one knee.

Uncle Nine's Eight Trigrams Corpse-Trapping Formation further and further compressed the zombies' living space.

The solar eclipse had reached its deepest point, and the sky was so dark it was almost like night.

(Personally, I think Nintendo is really not that strong; at best, it's on par with a green zombie! Its only redeeming qualities are its ability to fly, its immunity to talismans and magical artifacts, and its resilience! It's just a zombie that was forced into existence!)