Exile? A mad, wicked woman empties the national treasury to escape famine.

No, no way, the person Wu Lao Er chose is actually Ling Yun!

Ling Yun is a man!

Why does Wu Lao Er like this kind of food?

This flavor is way too strong.

The crowd felt a mixture of sympathy for Ling Yun and relief that Wu Lao Er hadn't chosen them. Such a freakish person would likely face dire consequences if he went there, and who knew what kind of state he would be in upon his return.

Tut tut...

Surprisingly, not only can women not escape this kind of thing, but men can't escape it either!

Li Ergou followed closely behind Wu Lao Er, but his eyes didn't follow Wu Lao Er. Instead, they were fixed on Ji Yunyao and Zhou Yanran, and he grinned lewdly.

Upon hearing that Wu Lao Er had already chosen his person, he responded and quickly stepped forward, ready to carry away the person Wu Lao Er had selected.

When he turned around and came up, he saw a man standing in front of Wu Lao Er, which confused Li Er Gou.

"Brother Wu, where is the woman you chose? Which one? Point to her again, I didn't see her clearly just now."

Wu Lao Er didn't speak, his eyes fixed on Ling Yun, and he gestured with his chin.

"Are you blind? He's right in front of me, it's him. Carry him away and dump him in my room."

Li Ergou smiled, then looked in the direction Wu Lao Er indicated. In an instant, he froze, his mouth agape in disbelief.

"Hey! Second, second brother, are you talking about him? He's a man!"

Nothing feels as good as playing with a woman!

With so many women here, couldn't Wu Lao Er pick a normal one?

Wu Lao Er glanced at him impatiently. "What do you know? This is called excitement! What's so fun about women? They're all the same. This guy's not bad looking, I wonder what it's like to play with him. Today, Grandpa will open your eyes!"

He paused, then looked at Xie Moyao lying on the ground with a regretful expression.

"Sigh, that guy's face is pretty good-looking, just my type. It's just that he's disabled, lying there motionless like a dead fish. He's no fun to play with. This kind is much more exciting! What are you waiting for? Carry him away!"

He kicked Li Ergou in the butt, and Li Ergou lost his balance and fell straight onto Ling Yun.

Everyone...

Fortunately, Wu Erwa had his eye on Ling Yun; otherwise, he would have been interested in Xie Moyao...

Oh my.

This scene is utterly chaotic!

Would Ji Yunshu allow her man to be... you know... by someone else?

Given her fiercely protective nature, she would surely tear down the entire bandit hideout.

Xie Moyao sat quietly without reacting, but his grip on her hand loosened imperceptibly, showing that he was still somewhat nervous.

As a prince, he believed that a man could be killed but not humiliated. If things really came to that, he would definitely perish together with these people!

Ling Yun's face turned pale, and he stood there blankly, like a statue. He never expected that this damned Wu Ergou would do this.

She actually turned her gaze to him; I've never been so afraid in my life!

He had just felt sorry for these women, but he never expected that this disgusting thing would happen to him!

Someone please save him! Someone please save him!

If this gets out, he'll be completely disgraced!

"Hey! Let me go! What are you doing? What are you doing! Let me go! Do you even know what I do? I'm an official escorting exiled prisoners to their place of exile. How dare you mess with me? Don't you want to live? Let me go! Let me go!"

Ling Yun was at a loss. His hands and feet were tied, and he couldn't move at all. All he could do was keep cursing and threatening.

But these words had no effect on Wu Lao Er and Li Er Gou. He was carried out like a little chick on Li Er Gou's shoulder.

Everyone looked at Ling Yun with sympathy, their faces turning bright red as they thought about what Ling Yun was about to experience.

Worried that Wu Erwa might change his mind, they didn't dare to breathe loudly and could only keep their heads down as if nothing had happened, occasionally glancing out of the corner of their eyes to see if Ling Yun had been carried away.

Ji Yunshu's lips twitched. She hadn't expected that the person Wu Lao Er had taken a liking to was actually Ling Yun.

Did people in ancient times have such strong tastes?

She couldn't help but shed a tear of sympathy for Ling Yun in her heart.

Well, how should I put it? It's better that he's interested in Lingyun than in other women.

Men would probably be more accepting of it than women, right?

Right, right?

Ling Yun is usually quite calm, but now that this has happened to him, he can no longer remain calm. His head and feet are shaking incessantly. Li Ergou is carrying him, and he keeps using his bound hands to grab the railing tightly. Every time he grabs it, Wu Erwa, who is walking behind him, will knock it away.

As Ling Yun reached the door, she brushed past Ji Yunshu, who was standing next to her. Ling Yun's eyes widened as if she'd seen a savior, and she gripped Ji Yunshu's clothes tightly with both hands.

"Waaaaah..."

"Your Highness! Please save me! I beg you! Save me, I don't want to lose my virginity!"

"Or, Your Highness, why don't you just kill me? Kill me with one blow! A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated!"

Tears and snot streamed down his face, some of them dripping onto the back of Ji Yunshu's hand.

Ji Yunshu frowned. She thought it would be easier for a man to accept this situation.

But damn it, seeing Ling Yun like this, she couldn't bear it either.

It's all those damned bandits' fault. They had nothing better to do than indulge their lustful desires after eating and drinking their fill.

I imagine that everyone who was arrested and brought here before, regardless of age or gender, has gone through this process. Just thinking about it makes me feel disgusted.

Ling Yun gripped her clothes tightly. Li Ergou, carrying Ling Yun, took a few steps but couldn't go any further. He turned around and saw Ling Yun holding Ji Yunshu's hand, looking impatient.

"Let go of me right now! My second brother has taken a liking to you, that's your good fortune. If you don't let go, believe me, I'll throw you off!"

As Li Ergou spoke, he subconsciously stopped walking and looked at Wu Lao Er, hoping that Wu Lao Er could find someone else.

Not only does she have a strong appetite, but men are also stronger than women, and they can't be restrained.

The key issue is that he has never done "that" with a man before. How is he supposed to start? This Wu Lao Er has a rather heavy appetite. How come I never noticed before?

Ji Yunshu glanced at Ling Yun's hand gripping her clothes, sighed inwardly, and was about to speak when Wu Lao Er beside her reached out and slapped Ling Yun's hand away, his tone fierce.

"You fucking want to die, don't you? It's your good fortune that I've taken a liking to you. Let go of me now. If you obediently serve me and make me happy, I'll spare your life. But if you keep crying and screaming like that, believe me, I'll make you wish you were dead!"

"Don't worry, your grandpa will still take care of you. I have some medicine here; I'll give you some later, and I guarantee it'll make you feel like you're in heaven!"