Oh no! I'm surrounded by female ghosts!

Zhou Zhengyang, director of the Abnormal Management Bureau, sat silently on the plane.

Sitting opposite me was a burly old man, a perfect example of what it means to be vigorous and strong even in old age.

This is Lin Huai'an, one of the strongest administrators in the Dragon Kingdom, respectfully addressed as Elder Lin.

However, at this moment, the strong old man also remained silent.

He stared blankly at the cabin ceiling.

After a long silence, Elder Lin broke the silence: "Zhengyang, what you just said is that the young man named Su Ming not only keeps a disaster-level ghost, but also has a romantic relationship with it?"

Zhou Zhengyang nodded, Gu Yan's words still echoing in his mind: "Director, do you believe in love?"

Old Lin's Adam's apple bobbed as he reorganized his thoughts: "What I mean is, that truly catastrophic anomaly, is in love with someone?"

Is it real love?

"A tiny kid and a twisted ghost, is that what you call dating?"

"Are you sure this isn't a one-sided affair of keeping, controlling, exploiting, or possessing someone? Is it a romantic relationship in the literal sense?"

Zhou Zhengyang looked confused, unsure how to answer.

Old Lin was still organizing his thoughts: "Do you understand what I mean?"

"What I mean is, even ghosts that have gained sentience have emotions that are different from those of ordinary people."

"It's less about love and more about a perverted possessiveness, a twisted and morbid obsession."

"It's that kind." After thinking for a long time, Old Lin pounded his fist on his palm before speaking with certainty: "The kind of super-enhanced version of a yandere from novels."

"A yandere who died, a yandere who went mad, completely corrupted, insane, and ruthless."

"I'll take a wood-chopping knife and kill your whole family. If you don't love me, hate me. If you want to forget me, you're dreaming."

"Then imprison, confine, spy on, force love, and hide him in a place only you know."

"Even if it means breaking your legs, turning you into a vegetable, or even killing you with my own hands, I want to keep your body by my side."

"They would sleep with the corpse every day, sing, laugh, and comfort it."

"Occasionally, he would cut off a piece of meat with a knife and eat it, claiming that he had become one with it."

Do you know what I mean?

Zhou Zhengyang rubbed his swollen temples: "Old Lin, could you please read less of these perverted novels?"

"Also, you've been asking me about this all the way here."

"I know you're shocked, but I'm not entirely sure what happened."

"I heard it from Gu Yan."

Old Lin leaned forward, staring intently into Zhou Zhengyang's eyes, and said seriously, "Repeat Gu Yan's exact words, don't miss a single one."

Zhou Zhengyang was speechless.

He has repeated it many times.

He even sent the recording of his conversation with Gu Yan to Old Lin.

But this guy just wants to hear what I have to say.

There was no other way, so Zhou Zhengyang repeated it again.

Ten minutes later, this strong old man, who was usually unfazed even by the collapse of Mount Tai, fell into a deathly silence once again.

Zhou Zhengyang looked out the window.

It can keep quiet for ten minutes.

Ten minutes later, Old Lin would grab him again and ask him all sorts of questions.

That's understandable, actually.

For Mr. Lin, who had spent half his life dealing with unusual events, the shock he felt upon learning of this incident was no less than that of a comet hitting the Earth.

He was just trying to find a reason that would convince himself.

Ten minutes later, Old Lin finally spoke up: "Zhengyang, are you sure that young man named Su Ming is really fighting a catastrophic monster..."

An hour later, the plane arrived in Jiangping City.

Jiangping City has been locked down.

The official announcement stated that a major public safety incident has occurred in the city, and emergency control and hazard investigation are underway throughout the area. All personnel and vehicles are prohibited from entering or leaving without authorization. The public is urged to stay at home, remain calm, and refrain from spreading false information.

After getting off the plane, Zhou Zhengyang and Lin Lao went all out.

It only took ten minutes to reach Lanyue Community where Su Ming lived.

"Zhengyang~"

"Stop." Zhou Zhengyang raised his hand. "Elder Lin, we've arrived."

"If you have any questions, just ask Su Ming."

"I don't know anything."

Five minutes later, the door to Su Ming's house was pushed open.

As soon as they entered, Zhou Zhengyang and Old Lin saw Su Ming beating up the ghost who had jumped off the building.

He yelled as he hit him, "Are you fucking out of your mind?"

Why do you think I would have any ulterior motives towards you?

"Don't you ever look in the mirror?"

"The moment I looked at you, you fucking covered your mouth?"

"The moment I call your name, you fucking clutch your chest?"

This outburst, laced with malice, stunned Zhou Zhengyang and Old Lin on the spot.

They had no idea what was happening in the room.

All I know is that...

As soon as I entered, I saw Su Ming beating up the ghost who jumped off the building.

The ghostly school beauty crossed her arms, her black hair standing on end, and stared coldly at the ghost who jumped off the building.

Gu Yan stood respectfully to the side, holding tissues, wet wipes, a towel, and a face towel.

The room's decor was both bizarre and harmonious.

According to later accounts, their worldviews collapsed the moment they entered the room.

I'm tired of playing.

Su Ming stretched his wrists and stood up, then kicked the ghost who had jumped off the building.

The ghost froze, tightened its rear end, and took off from the spot, flying off the balcony.

Gu Yan quickly handed over tissues, wet wipes, towels, and face towels.

Zhou Zhengyang had to cough twice.

Su Ming then realized that someone had come to the room.

He stared in bewilderment at the square-faced middle-aged man and the burly old man at the door.

"Where did Steve and the white gorilla come from?"

"Go away, go play somewhere else, don't stand in front of my house."

Zhou Zhengyang and Old Lin were speechless as they watched Su Ming shoo away the flies.

People can actually laugh when they're speechless.

For example, Old Lin looked at Zhou Zhengyang.

Steve.

Indeed, it's a vivid description.

Guo Zi's square face is simply perfect.

Zhou Zhengyang looked at Old Lin.

White gorilla.

He was over two meters tall and had a large, bushy body with abundant body hair.

Because Mr. Lin is an elderly man, with white hair, white eyebrows, and a white beard, and most importantly, a full beard.

Gu Yan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Noticing two sharp gazes sweeping over her from the doorway, she quickly suppressed a laugh and introduced, "Mr. Su, this gentleman on the left is Zhou Zhengyang, the director of our Bureau of Abnormal Affairs."

"The man next to him is one of the most capable personnel in our country, Mr. Lin, Lin Huai'an."

Su Ming was taken aback.

He immediately flashed his brightest smile: "So it's Director Zhou and Old Lin."

"I've heard so much about you."

After shaking hands, Su Ming shouted, "Xiao Lou!"

With a whoosh, the ghost jumped up.

"Quickly, make tea for Director Zhou and Old Lin."

Zhou Zhengyang and Old Lin watched helplessly as the ghost who jumped off the building scurried into the kitchen and started boiling water to make tea.

Their eyes were vacant.

It's extremely dangerous and bizarre.

I've never seen anything like this before.

When the ghost who jumped off the building brought over the tea he had brewed, Zhou Zhengyang and Old Lin's eyes were still not quite fixed.

Gu Yan covered her mouth and chuckled.

It turns out everyone is the same; she thought she was the only one who had never seen the world.

The two of them picked up their teacups at the same time and looked at Su Ming on the sofa, like well-trained robots.

What did they see?

Su Ming would move a little closer to where the school beauty was sitting, and the school beauty would move a little in the opposite direction.

One moved aside, the other retreated.

Until there was nowhere left to retreat, the school beauty stopped moving.

She was squeezed into the very corner of the sofa, and Su Ming squeezed right next to her.

The two-meter-long sofa had an extra 1.8 meters of empty space.

Su Ming then explained, "Director Zhou, Elder Lin, please don't just look at it, have some tea, or it will get cold."

The two drank tea in unison, quite in sync.

Su Ming explained again, "I'm a person who lacks a sense of security and is also timid."

"If I don't sit next to the school beauty, I'm prone to having nightmares at night."

"You should understand, right?"

Zhou Zhengyang nodded in agreement: "I understand, I completely understand."

"To be honest, we are also very timid and lack a sense of security."

On the contrary, Old Lin crushed the cup with a snap, grabbed his hair, and shouted, "Ah~ I can't take it anymore!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Old Lin smashed through several walls and ran away.

Su Ming was completely bewildered and shocked.

Zhou Zhengyang quickly pointed to his head and said, "Mr. Su, please don't take offense."

"Because we processors deal with anomalies so often, we're all a bit mentally unstable, you know?"

Su Ming looked at the human-shaped hole with pity: "I understand, I understand."

"It's not easy, it's not easy for anyone."

Zhou Zhengyang took the opportunity to give Gu Yan a meaningful look.

What are you waiting for? Quickly contact the best psychologist in the country for Mr. Lin!

He experienced too much stress today, so he wasn't in a good mood on the plane.

Seeing Su Ming now, his worldview and common sense are probably shattered.

If left untreated, he might really go insane.