Huayu 2007: Starting with fleecing the "Fairy Sisters"

Liu Yifei was still eating the skewer of lamb in her hand, taking small bites and eating very politely.

Her long eyelashes drooped slightly, and her beautiful almond-shaped eyes blinked occasionally.

Wu Wei decided to strike while the iron was hot.

He couldn't just leave like that; if he did, he might not have another chance to talk to her face-to-face.

After all, he was just an ordinary extra, while she was a dazzling superstar.

Wu Wei thought about it for a moment and then came up with an idea.

"I have a question for you."

He pointed to the plate of barbecue and said, "Jay Chou, JJ Lin, and Will Pan are exhausted and hungry after their long journey. They saw this plate of barbecue, but only one person can eat it. So, who can eat it?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Yifei frowned and looked at his face with some confusion.

I wondered: What is he doing? Why is he suddenly asking me such a strange question?

"I don't know." Liu Yifei shook her head.

JJ Lin.

Why?

"Because—those who eat food are heroes," Wu Wei said seriously.

Liu Yifei was caught off guard by the joke and immediately burst out laughing.

Was he telling a joke?

That's a really bad joke, but... it's still pretty funny.

Seeing that he had successfully made her laugh, Wu Wei's confidence soared, and he immediately continued, "Let me ask you another question: If Liu Xiaoqing, Liu Yifei, and Liu Jialing had a high jump competition, who would jump the highest?"

Liu Yifei's interest was clearly piqued when she heard her own name mentioned.

She tilted her head and thought about it seriously for a moment, but finally shook her head: "I don't know."

"You," Wu Wei said with a smile.

"Why?" Liu Yifei looked at him with bright eyes, eagerly awaiting his answer.

"Because—'Yi Fei Soars to the Sky,' who can dance better than you?"

Liu Yifei paused for a moment, then laughed even harder.

She covered her mouth, her shoulders shaking, laughing so hard tears were almost streaming down her face.

"Hahahaha... 'Yi Fei soars to the sky'... Where did you hear such a ridiculous joke?"

Liu Yifei laughed so hard she could barely breathe, her voice trembling, her tone full of disdain, but in her heart she thought these jokes made up using celebrity names were really interesting, both clever and funny.

No one had ever said anything like that to her before.

Moreover, she knew or had met all of these people before. If she saw them again and told them the joke, they would definitely laugh too.

The staff around were drawn by Liu Yifei's laughter and all looked over.

Their gazes fell on Wu Wei, and everyone frowned, their eyes filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Liu Yifei was completely unaware and continued to smile, her eyes curving into thin crescents.

Wu Wei's heart involuntarily quickened.

It's not that I haven't seen beautiful women before.

He had been navigating the social world for over a decade, and had his moments of glory. What kind of woman hadn't he seen?

The so-called glamorous female celebrities have long been demystified.

But this is Liu Yifei.

Liu Yifei, 19 years old.

Her face, brimming with collagen, was so tender it seemed like you could squeeze water out of it. Her skin was so white that it shimmered with a soft glow in the sunset. The unique clarity and naivety in her eyes and brows was something that no amount of makeup could replicate.

How could a normal man withstand the onslaught of her beauty at such close range?

"I wrote it myself, it's 100% original."

Wu Wei remained expressionless and spoke in a relaxed tone.

"Ding!"

At that moment, the system notification sounded in my mind again.

Telling jokes to Liu Yifei

[Heart-fluttering index: Medium (The other person heard a joke that was very interesting to her and gained good emotional value)]

[System Evaluation: A decent display of humor]

[Reward: Constitution +3 (Instant boost)]

The next second, he trembled slightly.

The fatigue from a busy day on set vanished completely in that instant.

Moreover, he could clearly feel that his body had become stronger.

He clenched his fist to feel the power, and only one thought came to his mind: This system is fucking useful.

Wu Wei closed the light screen, preparing to press on and squeeze even more rewards out of Liu Yifei.

However, at that moment, the woman appeared.

Liu Xiaoli, Liu Yifei's mother.

He is also her executive agent, personal assistant, and close protector.

It is because of her that Liu Yifei has been able to avoid dealing with all sorts of messy people and things all these years, and has been able to remain clean and pure in the entertainment industry.

Liu Xiaoli saw from afar that her daughter was chatting and laughing with a man dressed as an extra, and her face immediately darkened.

She only went to the restroom, which took about ten minutes, when a man tried to take advantage of her vulnerability.

When Wu Wei saw her walking towards him with a stern face and quickening her pace, his heart skipped a beat.

If this person sets their sights on you, it won't be so easy to take advantage of Liu Yifei again.

He immediately said to Liu Yifei, "Then you keep eating, I'm leaving now."

After saying that, he turned and left.

Liu Yifei was stunned for a moment, then followed his gaze and saw her mother's figure, and then she suddenly realized.

At the same time, I also found it a little funny.

They slipped away way too fast, like a mouse seeing a cat.

Liu Xiaoli walked up to Liu Yifei, her eyes warily fixed on Wu Wei's back, and asked, "What were you two talking about just now? You were laughing so happily."

"It's nothing."

Liu Yifei told the truth: "He told me a joke."

Liu Xiaoli curled her lip, thinking to herself that this method was too old-fashioned.

But judging from his daughter's expression, she seems to be quite receptive to his charm.

She secretly made up her mind that she would never let that boy get close to her precious daughter again.

Wu Wei sat down next to Wang Cheng.

"Wu Wei, that's awesome! You actually got to talk to Liu Yifei!"

Wang Cheng gave him a thumbs-up with an expression of admiration, then his expression suddenly turned lewd as he put his arm around his shoulder and asked, "What were you two talking about? Why was she laughing so happily?"

The surrounding extras all perked up their ears in curiosity upon hearing this.

Wu Wei smiled and casually said, "He didn't say anything."

As soon as he finished speaking, a tall, thin extra next to him rolled his eyes dismissively: "Who cares what he says? He's just an extra like us, isn't he? Does he think that by grilling some skewers and being nice to people, they'll look up to him? A toad trying to eat swan meat!"

Wu Wei turned his head and glanced at him indifferently.

I wasn't surprised by what he said, and I wasn't particularly moved.

In all those years of ups and downs in his past life, what kind of people hadn't he seen, what kind of ridicule hadn't he heard?

This is just child's play.

Before Wu Wei could speak, Wang Cheng became agitated, glaring at him angrily: "If you're so capable, why don't you go yourself! Do you see if Liu Yifei even acknowledges you? She's chatting and laughing with Wu Wei, and what do you do? What can you do besides being sarcastic and sarcastic?"

The tall, thin man's face turned red from Wang Cheng's retort, but he stubbornly retorted, "I'm not as shameless as him! Liu Yifei smiled at him; that just shows she's well-mannered and has good manners. What does that prove?"

Wang Cheng was about to say something more when Wu Wei pulled him back.

He stepped forward, staring at the tall, thin man. Instead of anger, a faint smile played on his lips as he said with a hint of mockery and teasing, "A toad that dreams of eating swan meat is a good toad. You still have to have dreams, what if you see a ghost?"

"Hahaha……"

The surrounding crowd burst into laughter upon hearing this.

Wu Wei's composed demeanor and humorous retorts have won him many fans.

"That kid's got some nerve!"

"Of course, they're a top student from Beijing University of Science and Technology."

"Huh? He's from Beijing University of Science and Technology? Well, he's not exactly a toad..."

"We're the real toads, we're finished, we've become clowns!"

……

The tall, thin man's face was a patchwork of red and blue. He opened his mouth as if to retort, but couldn't utter a word. In the end, he could only slink his head down in embarrassment.

The commotion from the extras reached Liu Xiaoli and Liu Yifei.

Liu Yifei was eating skewers while listening intently to the sounds coming from the other side, her eyes occasionally glancing at the figure.

She didn't expect that when faced with others' challenges and ridicule, Wu Wei not only didn't deny his feelings for her immediately, but also didn't argue with them. Instead, he easily defused the situation with a calm and humorous attitude.

This stirred a sense of admiration and even respect within her.

She wasn't stupid; of course she knew that Wu Wei personally brought her grilled skewers and told her jokes, so he must have had some romantic feelings for her.

She's been through this kind of thing far too many times.

However, he was quite different from the others before him.

He was so open and natural from beginning to end that he didn't make her feel uncomfortable at all.

Moreover, what he says is always so interesting.

You still have to have dreams, what if you see a ghost?

How did he come up with such a dramatic and slightly self-deprecating remark?

She definitely wouldn't be able to figure it out.

"Even if he's a toad, he's a unique toad with dreams..."

The thought quietly crossed Liu Yifei's mind, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously curved slightly.

Unlike her daughter, Liu Xiaoli frowned deeply after hearing Wu Wei's words.

Her face darkened, and she turned to her daughter, warning her, "That boy is glib and smooth-talking; he's no good. Stay away from him from now on, understand?"

"Okay."

Liu Yifei immediately stopped smiling, lowered her head, and continued eating the kebab in her hand.

This tastes...so delicious.