I became the Martial Ancestor across all realms, pioneering the strongest martial path.

Tsunade's overall plan was actually quite perfect, and everything was carried out very smoothly as planned.

Ultimately, the first batch of poisoned takeout orders ended up in Li Wu's hands.

The poison was extremely potent; if it were a ninja from this world, it would be like a glass cannon.

It's estimated that the poison in one bowl of noodles was enough to kill hundreds of ninjas.

Not to mention that there were a total of 4 bowls in the first batch of takeout orders!

Li Wu ordered a bowl of every flavor; Ichiraku Ramen's delivery service couldn't deliver them all at once.

So it had to be done in two batches, and the first batch of takeout included four bowls of ramen with different flavors.

Now, something has been added to it, and most importantly, the poison is colorless and odorless!

Tsk tsk tsk, you've got some skills!

Of course, it was precisely because they were colorless and odorless that Li Wu was willing to play along with those two!

After all, the Allied Shinobi Forces—no, they haven't completely delivered themselves to our doorstep yet, have they?

Perfect for killing time!

Moreover, let's not even talk about how strong his physical abilities are as a martial artist.

Poisoning him is ineffective against his ability to devour things.

Before the poison took effect, he had already consumed and refined those poisons into energy!

As for why Li Wu knew about those two guys' plans, his martial arts skill, Perception, wasn't developed for nothing.

He hid in a nearby room to poison the poison, and even though he used a barrier to hide himself, it was nothing to him.

He was acutely aware of their subtle actions and their very presence!

Not to mention, in order to know the effect, Jiraiya even summoned a little toad to spy on them!

Do you really think he's stupid?

Forget it, let's just treat this as teasing an idiot!

After eating a bowl, Li Wu felt quite good; the poison had been absorbed and converted into energy.

It's quite potent, not bad, not bad. It's not a super tonic, but it's a mild tonic!

Even after he finished all four bowls, he remained completely unharmed.

After Tsunade and Jiraiya learned of this through the summoning toad of Mount Myōboku.

Tsunade was completely dumbfounded!

Even this kind of poison can't kill him?

Therefore, Tsunade made a decision.

When the remaining Ichiraku Ramen and the takeout were placed in front of Li Wu.

The first few nights were one thing, even though they used a bit too much poison, it was still barely acceptable.

But what the heck was the last bowl?

In that bowl of Ichiraku Ramen, there was a large clump of powder that hadn't even dissolved in the broth yet!

Before, they would just put poison in the noodles, but this is worse, it's like poison inside the noodles!

They don't seem to have much of an appetite!

Li Wu: No? Do I look that stupid? Let's have fun!

You might as well poison me! If I eat it like this, I'll look like a complete idiot!

Tsunade: What can I do? It's not that I think you're stupid, it's just that I'm out of ideas!

Li Wu snapped his fingers, and the bowl of Ichiraku Ramen in front of him was instantly devoured by his true energy, leaving not a trace, and transformed into pure energy.

Then, he stood up and, in a flash, appeared in front of Tsunade and Jiraiya!

This isn't just fast, it's teleportation!

This is the Flying Thunder God Technique, which he created and improved. It can be said that this thing is divided into three levels.

The first level is like the Flying Thunder God Technique, similar to Minato Namikaze's version.

Leave a unique mark on the object, then teleport to the vicinity of the mark!

The second level involves leaving a unique mark on the other person's soul and then teleporting to their vicinity.

The third level can not only do what the first two levels can do, but also does not require any imprint.

As long as he is within Li Wu's perception range, he can teleport at will.

This is also the level he is at.

So, he was teleported directly to those two people!

This speed startled Tsunade and Jiraiya, but they quickly calmed down.

They remained calm, which made Li Wu quite interested in them.

So resilient to pressure? Don't you suffer from stress?

"Li Wu! You knew we were here all along, and you knew the noodles were poisoned, right?"

"That's right, to be honest, the poison you used was quite nutritious!"

Li Wu was telling the truth. From his perspective, the food was very energizing after being devoured and was indeed quite nutritious.

However, in short...

It almost broke Tsunade's defenses; my own attacks were useless, and she even said they were helpful.

She poisoned me, she didn't make me a nutritious meal, she deserves to die!

Can you please show me some respect?

Tsunade shouted angrily, "You're too arrogant! Are you trying to play games with us like a cat playing with a mouse?"

"Yeah, are you kidding me? You idiot, you deserve to be laughed at!"

"Um, do you need me to buy you some sunflower seeds?"

Li Wu laughed, and Jiraiya echoed Tsunade, but what he said sounded strange.

He was indeed teasing a fool, which could be considered stating the truth, but he said it himself.

It's practically like admitting you're stupid!

Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!

Li Wu was in a good mood, and the corners of his mouth turned up. He was ready to take pity on the two of them and let them go.

Using Kotoamatsukami to modify his will, he can be a good leeks to be harvested.

Consider it a reward for pleasing him!

Tsunade has a good figure and her strength is passable, so she would be a decent candidate to be a maid!

Jiraiya, well, his strength was passable, and he made significant contributions to the ninja world.

Of course, this doesn't refer to the prophetic child he's been searching for all these years, someone who can overturn the ninja world and lead it to peace or destruction.

After all, isn't Naruto the Child of Prophecy? He's been searching aimlessly for so many years without finding him.

It also left Naruto helpless and alone in the village, as Minato Namikaze's teacher.

If Jiraiya had returned to the village sooner, with his strength and status, it would have been easy to make Naruto's life a little better.

So searching for the prophesied child outside the village for so long was of no use!

If he suffers during that time, at most it means he can endure hardship, but it's not very useful!

His real contribution, however, was the book he wrote!

That's right, it's that little yellow book!

It's common knowledge that the ninja world is known for its extremely low moral standards, and how many people are bullied!

And what saved them, allowed them to persevere and continue living, was most likely the erotic novel written by Jiraiya.

Kakashi is a good example. Because of his father's suicide and the departure of his best friend, he almost became withdrawn.

It was only after Jiraiya's book and the help of some of Might Guy's friends that he was able to get through it.

That's perfectly normal!

After all, once you start engaging in pornography, regardless of the world, men and women are no longer at odds, the pain of their original families is forgotten, emotions are forgotten, and people become ruthless and reckless.

Whenever we chat, we end up talking so much that we lose track of what the world is like!

In addition, the plot explicitly states that Jiraiya's books are exceptionally popular.

It's obvious they've helped countless people!

So this can't be considered a great achievement?

Li Wu is kind-hearted, and he has made some contributions to the ninja world. He had just made me feel good.

Let's spare his life. We won't let him enter the martial arts space anymore. He's altered his will, so he can just be a lackey.

Jiraiya: ??? What you're saying makes it sound like I should thank you? You probably just want to see the sequel to my book!

Furthermore, if both Tsunade and I become your subordinates, I seriously suspect that you might develop feelings for Tsunade!

If I'm controlled by you then, won't I have to help you push things?

Li Wu: Slandering me! This is slander! I swear, I don't think I'm that kind of person!

If so, then I am not a ninja!

Jiraiya: ........

Looking at Li Wu's smile, Tsunade felt inexplicably more annoyed, and she shouted fiercely.

"Laugh now, but you won't be laughing for long! Because you'll just have to watch us run away!"

"It's almost time!"

Tsunade and Jiraiya smiled confidently; their poisoning attempt had failed to kill Li Wu.

Then we have no choice but to retreat and cooperate with the Allied Shinobi Forces, but before we leave, we must vent our anger properly.

Are you treating her like a fool?

Then let you watch us run away, and we won't catch you, sigh, we just won't catch you!

Because they can use reverse spirit communication techniques to simply throw away smoke and run away!

Then, using the toads and slugs they had prepared beforehand, they used the Reverse Summoning Technique again to reunite with the Allied Shinobi Forces.

That's why they dared to come and assassinate Li Wu!

However, a second passed, ten seconds passed, a minute passed, and so on, but nothing happened.

Tsunade and Jiraiya were a little embarrassed. Wait a minute! Why isn't it going according to plan?

Li Wu: You still want to play with me? You provoked me a second before teleporting, huh?

You two want to be like Han Paopao, but I'm not some Wang Chan!

For some reason, Li Wu thought of a novel he had read before his transmigration. The protagonist, Han Paopao, used a teleportation array to escape in front of the enemy at the last minute.

That infuriated Wang Chan, who held onto this incident for the rest of his life!

But these two guys aren't Han Paopao, and he's not Wang Chan either!

Showing off? I'll make you fly! Li Wu has thoroughly studied the Flying Thunder God Technique and all that divine power.

Can't you tell that these two are trying to use reverse spirit communication?

That technique was nothing more than a space-time ninjutsu; he knew a tiny bit about it and wanted to make it ineffective.

He instantly came up with nine methods, nine ways!