I became the Martial Ancestor across all realms, pioneering the strongest martial path.
Chapter 28 Fried Fish
Hiruzen Sarutobi was a little confused by what Li Wu said.
But he did as he was told, waving his hand to let Matt Kai go buy noodles.
However, there was a slight hiccup in the middle.
The fat guy suddenly said weakly, "Um! Actually, I didn't eat lunch either!"
Li Wu:............, I bought a whole set of the essential "finding fault" techniques from my hometown.
It's not like we're really here to eat; all we ever do is eat!
But upon closer inspection, it turned out that the guy was selflessly acting as a guinea pig in order to collect data for himself.
They've all pointed their heads!
Never mind, let him eat it!
Once this door was opened, the remaining Ah Bin also wanted to eat, and Uchiha Taka was also corrupted, weakly expressing that he wanted some too!
Okay, okay!
Buy them all, buy them all, so Matt Kai ended up buying five bowls of noodles!
Li Wu said he had no choice; he was kind-hearted and was their teacher, so there was some teacher-student relationship between them.
If someone is hungry and begs for food, can we refuse to give them any?
Hiruzen Sarutobi: .......? ? ? Uh, we bought it from our side, what's wrong with you?
Spending other people's money to show your teacher-student relationship and make your students grateful—you kill two birds with one stone! You're such a scoundrel!
Then, Matt Kai reluctantly went to buy noodles.
Matt Kai: It's impossible for me to be willing! There was no mention of reimbursement. Not only did I have to pay for five bowls of noodles at work, but I also had to run errands myself.
It's so miserable to think about! Paying to work!
As Li Wu watched Might Guy's figure disappear into the distance, he chuckled and uttered the rest of his words.
"The game we're playing is to bet on whether this guy's noodles will have scallions in them!"
I asked him to run an errand, and he was just very angry with me again, so I guess he must have put a lot of scallions in it!
If there are scallions in my noodles, I'll kill you. You won't need to worry about those ninja clan secret techniques.
I want it myself, or I'll make them hand it over!
If not, I'm not in a hurry. You can collect them slowly and just give them to me!
Upon hearing this, Hiruzen Sarutobi's eyes cleared up. No!
Is this how you bully someone?
Using a bowl of noodles to decide a person's life or death is not just a blatant threat.
If he loses the guess, does that mean he has to collect the family's secret techniques for him?
Is there any justice left? Is there no law left?
Li Wu: You're making a fuss over nothing. He's just someone who's living a pretty good life.
I can bully them however I want, and I can kill them if I want!
You didn't say that my martial arts school's disciple went missing in Konoha Village and demanded an explanation. It would be good enough if I just killed you!
Feeling incredibly humiliated by Li Wu's words, Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't immediately retaliate.
Instead, they chose to endure it, after all, what if there were no scallions in the bowl?
Even if there is, it would only mean a direct war. How bad could the situation get?
Li Wu: Stop making excuses, Ninja Bear, or rather, you shouldn't even be called Ninja Bear, you should be called Ninja Turtle!
You're really good at holding back!
So, amidst a tense atmosphere, Matt Kai returned to his office with cheerful steps.
He shouted loudly.
"Ichiraku Ramen is here!"
Looking at the oppressive atmosphere in the office, Matt Kai was a little confused.
But he still first distributed the noodles in his hand to the five people one by one.
All eyes were fixed on Li Wu's face.
The moment to reveal the answer has arrived!
Li Wu opened the packaging lid directly. That's right, Ichiraku Ramen can also be taken away, and there are even special packaging boxes.
Inside was a steaming bowl of ramen, but without any scallions!
For a moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi breathed a sigh of relief, but the next second, Li Wu's malicious voice rang out again.
He said, "I don't eat beef!"
This made Hiruzen Sarutobi's pupils shrink; now he understood.
This guy's probably here to cause trouble!
No scallions, no noodles, and no beef. If there really is no beef, are you going to say you don't eat noodles?
He must abandon all illusions and fight resolutely!
Unfortunately, by then it was too late to see clearly and think things through, because Li Wu's large hand was already heading for his crown.
The speed was too fast, there was no way to avoid it, and then the next second, he felt that his body could not move.
Is this an illusion?
At the same time, he also felt his memories being rapidly reviewed.
This is Li Wu's martial art, Soul Searching Hand!
Its inspiration comes from Konoha's genjutsu and the ninjutsu used by Konoha ninjas to gather intelligence.
Li Wu: Martial arts are so comprehensive! I'll wait until I collect the Mind Transfer Technique of that mountain clan.
Not to mention the living, I can even collect the memories of the dead! No, wait! What if I obtained the ninjutsu knowledge about souls?
Even if I kill you, I can still capture your soul and access your intelligence!
Martial arts are awesome!
After Li Wu had finished reviewing the useful information, he began to exert force with his five fingers.
The skull of Hiruzen Sarutobi made a cracking sound as it shattered and finally exploded.
Squeeze it until it bursts!
And all of this actually happened in just one breath!
Those secret agents did indeed realize what was happening; they truly are elites.
An angry shout rang out, "Sarilang! Sarilang!"
In addition, several others launched attacks on Li Wu in the blink of an eye.
Unfortunately, none of this mattered to Li Wu!
With his other hand, he blocked all their attacks with a wave of his hand.
It's as easy as an old man teasing a naughty child, or an adult hitting a child!
The three people behind him—Abin, Fatty, and Uchiha Taka—exchanged glances.
They threw the noodles behind them, each picked an opponent, and started fighting!
After all, the master has already started the group. If they don't join, are they just going to wait to be scolded?
However, the fat man muttered something under his breath.
As for what I'm talking about?
He said, "That's not right! Master, he doesn't eat beef, but isn't there pork in this noodle dish?"
Char siu is made from pork! So why bother cooking it?
Everyone: ....Is that the point? It's obviously just an excuse!
Fine, I'll let it go since you have such a pointed head, I won't call you stupid!
This almost made the pretentious Li Wu lose his composure; he was imitating a famous scene.
Who cares if it's pork or beef!
Fortunately, when he suddenly started attacking, he didn't say that it wasn't beef.
Otherwise, wouldn't I be in an awkward situation?
Forget it, let's not dwell on this. The most important thing right now is to have some fun with this group of ninjas.
Anyway, he's already taken down Danzo and Hiruzen Sarutobi, who had ill intentions towards him!
It's time to relax a bit and fry some fish!
After all, this isn't a bad thing. As the saying goes, if you don't fry the fish, and I don't fry the fish, when will the fish ever grow?
Hehe! The battle was awesome!
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