Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.

"Um?"

Jiang Chen's expression froze for a moment, and his voice rose.

His eyes widened.

"What the hell?"

The boy opposite answered politely, his tone carrying a hint of innocence.

"A programmer? I thought you were... a programmer!"

Jiang Chen pursed his lips, glanced at the camera with his big eyes, and remained silent.

At this moment, although Jiang Chen didn't say anything, it was as if he had said everything.

At least……

Viewers in the live stream all understood the unspoken meaning behind his words.

[Attorney Jiang, you must be referring to... a programmer!]

[You're probably thinking of programmers, right?]

[Absolutely! It's a programmer, of course! What could be more fitting than a programmer?]

【Then I wouldn't know!】

[To the person upstairs: I suspect you're making a veiled attack, but I have no proof!]

[Holy crap... the evidence's practically on my face, and they still say there's no evidence?!]

Be careful what you say, everyone, or Attorney Jiang might sentence you all!

[If it were any other lawyer, I might underestimate him, but I really don't dare to underestimate Attorney Jiang. He could very well get me arrested!]

[They'll not only send you to jail, but they'll also send the people who helped you with the case to jail!]

Seemingly realizing something, the boy on the other end of the call smiled faintly.

"Attorney Jiang, I've always been referring to programmers."

"What...do you think?"

Now, Jiang Chen was even more speechless.

All I could do was awkwardly scratch my head.

"I...I..."

"I thought he was a programmer too!"

joke……

This is a live broadcast!

How could you say such a thing!

If you say even a few words, your live stream will probably be banned on the spot!

Jiang Chen isn't that stupid.

We worked so hard to build this live stream, how can we do it like this?

After the joke, the person opposite asked in a serious tone.

"Attorney Jiang, I've already pointed out so many drawbacks, do you think... I can sue the company?"

When professional issues were mentioned, Jiang Chen's expression immediately turned serious.

"Well..."

Jiang Chen pondered for a moment.

"Can't!"

He vehemently rejected this behavior.

According to legal conclusions, if programmers develop cervical or lumbar spondylosis, dry eye syndrome, or other conditions due to prolonged desk work or overtime, they cannot directly sue the company or claim occupational disease or work injury compensation.

"After all... these occupational diseases are not legally defined as 'occupational diseases,' so even if you go directly to court to sue, the case will be dismissed."

"These facts completely lack the legal basis for filing a lawsuit and seeking compensation!"

Hearing this, the boy felt somewhat discouraged.

"So there's no way to sue the company after all..."

His tone instantly turned somber.

This left Jiang Chen both amused and exasperated.

It seems that no matter what profession you're in, if you work there for a long time, you'll start to complain about your company!

It's a pity that such a common occupational hazard cannot be addressed by suing the company.

"I understand, thank you, Attorney Jiang."

"I'll come to you again if I have any legal problems in the future!"

As they were talking, the other person hung up the call.

The live stream viewers were buzzing with discussion.

[You can tell from his voice that this is a programmer being driven crazy by his boss!]

I remember a strange rule from a programmer: to see a programmer's tenure, just look at their hair!

[Hahaha! Less hair means better technique!]

Wow... this really is a profession where you can tell someone's seniority just by looking at their hair!

[Another thing, you can tell from the eyes of college students that they have a clear-eyed stupidity!]

I'm an engineer specializing in the upward transport of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, and sulfur mixtures. Do you know what I do?

【Wow, that sounds so high-class!】

[High-end? Anyone want the ointment?]

I'm a coal miner.

【Holy shit…】

Jiang Chen quickly connected with the next online friend.

The other party began introducing themselves as soon as the call connected.

"Hello, Lawyer Jiang, please introduce yourself."

"My surname is Zhang, and I'm a lawyer specializing in divorce cases!"

The male voice on the other end sounded strong and reliable.

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up.

"A fellow professional? Welcome, welcome."

"Attorney Jiang, I read the case you handled yesterday. Aside from the word 'awesome,' I have no other comment!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen's expression became somewhat strange.

Niu...zi?

He pursed his lips but didn't say anything more.

"You handled the case exceptionally well. To turn a divorce case into something like this, I've been handling divorce cases for over a decade, and I still have a lot to learn from you!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen immediately waved his hand and said modestly, "Oh! It's not that exaggerated!"

"It's just good luck!"

Zhang Lu didn't take Jiang Chen's modesty to heart, and instead changed the subject.

"Jiang Lu, seeing how capable you are, I also have some professional skills I'd like to share with you."

"Trust my professional habits; they'll ensure your business thrives!"

Jiang Chen was slightly taken aback.

Business is booming?

Lawsuits aren't something you can fight one day after another. It's all about luck to find a case where you can really get your act together!

How can you ensure a steady stream of business?

"Attorney Zhang, so... how did you do it?"

Jiang Chen asked curiously.

"hey-hey……"

Zhang Lu, sitting opposite, laughed.

"Jiang Lawyer, I have a professional habit that you can learn from."

"After each divorce case, regardless of who wins or loses, I label them as either good or bad!"

He emphasized this point.

"Of course, as a lawyer who was involved throughout the entire process, I naturally have my own judgment on their character."

"I divided them into two notebooks, one with all the good people written on it, and the other with all the bad people written on it!"

"And then what will I do?"

"I'll set up scumbags with scumbags, so they can experience what each other can do!"

Attorney Zhang became more and more excited as he spoke, seemingly quite satisfied with his actions.

But Jiang Chen couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Connecting scumbags with scumbags?

What kind of genius could come up with this pairing method?!

We must prevent bad actors from entering the market.

By the time Confucius discovered what this guy had done, he had already fallen to second place on the list!

Moreover, when two scumbags pair up, they are destined not to stay together in the end.

What's this called?

On the sustainable development of divorce!

The viewers in the live stream were also stunned.

[Holy crap! Bro! In some ways, you're a saint too!]

That's right, he absolutely wouldn't let substandard goods enter the market; he saved many lives!

Hey bro, can you introduce me to a few female clients? The kind where the guy leaves with nothing! I'm pretty good at soothing wounded hearts!

[To the person upstairs, I don't even want to know what you're trying to say!]

I could practically hear his scheme through the screen!

[You have to admit, even divorce lawyers have their own private sphere!]