Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.
Chapter 3 Is this supposed to be legitimate legal education?
As soon as Jiang Chen said this, the live stream room fell silent for a few seconds.
Immediately afterwards, the live chat exploded with comments!
【?????】
Am I hearing things? What did he say? Help him with his lawsuit?
[This is hilarious! A disgraced celebrity is helping someone else with a lawsuit? You can't even handle your own case!]
"Seriously, buddy, you don't even have a law license, do you? What are you going to use to fight? Your handsome face to parade around in court?"
[Got it, this is a new hype tactic: first establish a righteous persona, then start selling products in a couple of days!]
[Do you really think I'm stupid? I'd fall for something like this?]
Jiang Chen's lips twitched as he looked at the comments.
He knew this would be the reaction.
As a disgraced celebrity, to say he can help people with lawsuits... only a fool would believe that!
"Um... I know you don't believe me."
Jiang Chen cleared his throat, his expression suddenly becoming serious.
Then, he began by introducing himself.
"But I'll tell you something you might not know."
"I, Jiang Chen, graduated with a bachelor's degree from the law school of a 211 university!"
"And besides, I've already obtained my law license!"
Jiang Chen's words were reasonable, well-founded, and confident.
The original owner was discovered by a talent scout from Star Entertainment after passing the bar exam.
Before even starting his legal career, he embarked on a path to stardom.
Unexpectedly, it ended up like this.
Upon hearing Jiang Chen's words, the live stream room fell silent for a moment.
【ha?】
Wait, wait, is this for real? This guy is a law student?
[Wait a minute, I need to check the license... Holy crap, it really is! His pre-debut profile shows he graduated from a law school at a certain university!]
[Holy crap! There's nothing wrong with the cards!]
Having a driver's license doesn't mean you'll get into a lawsuit, friends! I've had my license for ten years, and I still can't reverse into a parking space!
[Hilarious! How can that be the same? And... did you buy your driver's license?!]
Jiang Chen looked at the comments and sighed.
He knew that talking was useless; he had to show off his skills.
"Fine, I know you don't believe me."
"Come on, ask me any legal questions you have, we'll have a live chat!"
"Don't be shy, ask me as many questions as you want, the more tricky the better."
He leaned back in his chair, crossed his arms, and had a casual expression.
He is well-versed in all kinds of legal provisions, whether it is criminal law or civil law, he knows them all!
This statement immediately excited netizens.
One by one, they rushed to submit their requests to join the live stream.
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Chen's backend had received over 99 requests to connect with the live stream!
Jiang Chen randomly picked a random passerby's ID.
This person's name is "Do one good deed a day to accumulate virtue, do two good deeds a day to accumulate great virtue".
The live stream connected, and a sweet voice rang out in the chat room.
"Hehe... I actually connected?"
Her voice is very sweet, which doesn't match her online name at all.
【Holy crap! That voice is so sweet! How did you come up with such a hilariously bad username?!】
[I checked the homepage, it looks like a fragrant and soft little cake!]
[Indeed, the prettier the girl, the more abstract the image!]
I'm begging you, please change this "Thunder" username right now, it's affecting your image!
Jiang Chen smiled faintly and asked.
"Hello, feel free to ask me any questions related to the law."
"Okay, I'll say it then!" The girl paused, as if she had already thought about the question.
"Um... let's say, let's say I got lost in the wild, hadn't eaten for a month, and was about to starve to death, and then suddenly I encountered a giant panda..."
"Can I eat it?"
These words immediately caused an uproar among other netizens.
The live stream chat was flooded with question marks!
【? ? ? 】
【? ? ? 】
[Holy crap! Girl, that's a really tough question! Giant pandas! National treasures! They're first-class protected animals!]
[If someone ate this, they'd be sentenced to death, hahaha!]
[Isn't that a bit much? They said they were starving to death; wouldn't that be considered emergency evacuation?]
Even in an emergency, you can't eat a national treasure! Do you think the judge is stupid?
"Would you choose to starve to death or go to jail? I'd choose to live!"
This is a tricky question... I'd like to know the proper answer.
The comments section was filled with noise.
But the vast majority of people only have one thought.
You can't eat it!
That's a panda! A Class I protected animal in China!
Who the hell would dare to eat this stuff?
But Jiang Chen's lips curled up, and he smiled so brightly.
Eat! Eat as much as you want!
"Let me tell you, not only can you eat it, I can also provide you with eighteen ways to cook it! If you have the means!"
"Grill it, fry it, braise it, stew it, slice it for hot pot, or mince it for dumplings!"
"If you have a little patience, you can even make panda sashimi!"
Jiang Chen's answer left the girl stunned for a long time.
Clearly, his answer was so informative that the other person was almost caught off guard.
This is a Class I protected animal in China!
Putting aside the fact that it's edible, how can it be prepared in eighteen different ways?
Supplementing...
Where did you know that pandas have so many ways of eating!
"This...isn't something like this?"
The girl spoke slowly, her tone quite confused.
"Giant pandas are national treasures! They're also a first-class protected animal!"
"If you eat a national treasure, you're breaking the law, right? You'll be jail for life!"
Who doesn't know what the panda's nickname is?
A beast destined to rot in jail!
Viewers in the live stream also chimed in.
"You just say 'eat whatever you want,' Jiang Chen, are you even a professional?!"
This answer is ridiculous! I need the answer, not a recipe!
[He's a law student? And he has a lawyer's license? This sounds like he graduated from New Oriental!]
Alright, assessment complete. This thing is just for laughs.
[I told you you couldn't trust him! Jiang Chen's reputation in my eyes is so low, he can't even scan a shared bike!]
[Their credibility isn't that high!]
Jiang Chen watched the comments section, his expression unchanged.
"Oh? You think it's inedible?"
"Then let me ask you a question: between giant pandas and humans, who is more important?"
The only person who could answer Jiang Chen was the girl he was on the video call with.
"Is it...a person?"
The girl seemed unsure and spoke tentatively.
"Of course!"
Jiang Chen slapped his thigh suddenly.
"All laws serve the people!"
"Compared to giant pandas, humans are of course more important and nobler!"
Here, Jiang Chen gives legal education to everyone.
"So, if you're starving in the wild and happen to see a giant panda, don't hesitate, just go and eat it!"
"Eat however you like!"
"If you feel cold after eating, no worries! Go peel off the panda skin and wear it to keep warm!"
"I still feel thirsty after eating, no problem! I'll drink the Rh-negative blood like a beverage!"
"In such extremely dangerous circumstances, you can eat whatever you see—if you see a panda, eat a panda; if you see a golden monkey, eat a golden monkey; if you see a Siberian tiger, eat a Siberian tiger!"
"As for the law, you won't be held responsible in any way! Because this is called emergency avoidance!"
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