Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.

Jiang Chen began to give a serious explanation of the science.

"The development and control of nuclear weapons are governed by international law!"

"You stole their nuclear weapons, and according to the rules of territorial jurisdiction, they have the right to hold you accountable!"

After saying all this, Jiang Chen seemed to feel that it wasn't very rigorous.

He added a few more sentences.

"Uh... if you've already returned to your country, then the other side can't just come and arrest you directly."

"We need to negotiate before we can take you away."

"But I'm a little curious, just how capable are you to steal the nuclear bomb back?"

To put it bluntly, if he has the ability to steal a nuclear bomb and bring it back, why would he need to worry about these crimes?

With such power, who would dare to make a judgment?

It's like someone who can lift a steel coil on their shoulder.

As is widely known, there is a saying circulating in the steel coil industry.

Anyone who can lift a steel coil is considered to own it.

Replace it with a nuclear bomb...

It should be similar.

Anyone who can steal a nuclear bomb from another country with their bare hands should own that nuclear bomb!

Viewers in the live stream chat were also discussing it extensively.

Putting everything else aside, if he can actually steal the nuclear bomb back, I'll say he's awesome!

If they can actually steal it back, their future will be limitless!

The world may lose one Zhang San, but it will gain one more Li Si!

[Absolutely brilliant, this guy is a genius!]

[To be able to steal another country's nuclear weapons without alerting anyone—what else could you be but a genius!]

[Aside from the comment "Niu Bo Yi," there's not much else to say!]

"Okay, I got it."

Chen Fang's tone was somewhat firm.

"Attorney Jiang, I'm alright now."

"Please continue!"

With that, Chen Fang ended the video call.

This decisiveness made Jiang Chen a little suspicious.

What did he do?

It's impossible to go to the cooperative and ask Hu Delu to give you a practical haircut, right?

"Hey bro, are you still there?"

"Stealing nuclear weapons is illegal, you'd better watch out!"

Jiang Chen didn't try to dissuade him; instead, he told him to be careful!

It was clear that Jiang Chen was also very curious.

How exactly can he steal the nuclear bomb back?

Looking at the chattering netizens in the live stream, Jiang Chen shook his head.

These days, you can encounter all sorts of weirdos.

He then connected with the next online friend.

This time, the person I connected with was still a boy.

"Attorney Jiang, I've finally connected with you!"

The boy on the other end of the phone was very excited, his voice filled with enthusiasm.

Jiang Chenqian chuckled, "Sir, please calm down and tell me what's on your mind."

"hey-hey……"

The boy opposite smiled.

"I don't have any complicated legal issues, it's just that I've recently run into some relationship problems."

"This could potentially change my status, so I'd like to get a consultation via video call."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen became slightly interested.

Can one change their identity by relying on emotional issues?

What does this mean?

"Sir, could you please explain in more detail? I'll analyze it for you," Jiang Chen said slowly.

"that is……"

"I've fallen for a policewoman, and now I'm her devoted admirer."

"So, am I considered a police dog now?"

Upon hearing this question, Jiang Chen was taken aback for a moment.

His expression was one of utter disbelief.

What does it mean when a policewoman's "lapdog" automatically becomes a police dog?

Is this the kind of question a normal person would ask?

Jiang Chen's vision went black.

I shouldn't have trusted what I read online.

After a moment of silence, the viewers in the live stream chat started to chatter.

【？？？？？】

[This angle is so unique! This guy's got some skill!]

Believe it or not, these police dogs actually have official status!

[By being a simp to the end, he even managed to get a government job!]

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This is so abstract!]

I suspect this guy is just here to play around with abstract concepts!

[Attorney Jiang is having such a tough time! She has to deal with countless abstract questions every day!]

Fortunately, Jiang Chen has gotten used to it.

Although the question sounds a bit abstract, he's used to such absurdities.

He took a deep breath and shook his head.

"Dude, you don't count, and you definitely don't!"

Jiang Chen continued to answer his questions from a legal perspective.

"First, let's break down two concepts."

"What category do police dogs fall under? They are police working dogs, animals that are legally trained and used by public security organs for police work. They fall under the category of police equipment and assets, and since they are primarily animals, there are legal regulations governing their use and management!"

"A human cannot legally become a police dog!"

Jiang Chen paused for a moment at this point.

"As for 'simp,' this is just a popular internet term, not a legal concept. It generally refers to someone who excessively tries to please others. Simple emotional flattery itself doesn't create any legal status!"

Jiang Chen's serious answer amused countless viewers in the live stream.

This question is already quite abstract.

But Jiang Chen's earnest answer was even more abstract!

[Hahahaha... Attorney Jiang, you actually said that!]

I never expected Attorney Jiang to actually answer that question!

[His dedication is admirable!]

It has to be Attorney Jiang! I've admired him since we were kids!

[It's hilarious! Attorney Jiang has really gone to great lengths to please every netizen!]

[Alright, alright, the path to getting a government job by being a sycophant is now closed!]

[Seriously? Someone actually thought of that!]

Is it human?

Jiang Chen took a deep breath and began to supplement his knowledge in other areas.

"Furthermore, as a natural person, you can only be a citizen, suspect, witness, complainant, auxiliary police officer, or police officer under the law."

"Police flower" is an internet term referring to female police officers who are state employees and hold the title of "People's Police."

"Simply pursuing or flattering a policewoman in civil matters will not transform your legal status into that of a police dog simply because you are pursuing her."

Jiang Chen's answer was quite standard.

This completely extinguished the other party's hopes.

"Not only that, there's something else you need to be careful about!"

Jiang Chen suddenly raised his voice.

"If the act of ingratiating crosses the line, one will bear legal responsibility, but will still not become a police dog!"

Harassment, stalking, following, and sending large amounts of messages may constitute violations of public security regulations, specifically the offenses of "picking quarrels and provoking trouble" and "harassing others" under the Public Security Administration Punishment Law!

"In serious cases, this can constitute a criminal offense. Offering gifts or bribes to curry favor with someone, or helping them cover up their illegal or criminal activities, constitutes bribery, harboring a criminal, or related crimes, and will result in criminal liability!"

Jiang Chen explained an abstract problem in a very serious way.

This is the most abstract part!

To sum it up in one sentence.

A person can never become a police dog under the law.

Pursuing a police officer is just a normal social interaction, but it cannot involve harassment, bribery, cover-up, or other illegal or criminal acts!