Black Robe: How can Saiki Kusuo not be considered a superpowered individual?

The yard of the cabin in the woods.

"So, I threw away [the Creator] a long time ago."

Qi Mu kicked the three-headed husky that Lucy had made on the ground away.

"My three-headed fiery hellhounds!"

Lucy flapped her wings, chasing after the three-headed Hellhound that had flown away, and caught it in mid-air.

"Awooo————" *3

The three-headed Fierce Hellhounds opened their mouths and let out wild howls in the air.

.......

"A three-headed husky would really destroy the house completely."

Qi Mu was too lazy to complain anymore.

"I don't care. You make me a hellhound that can tear heaven apart, and I'll trade it for it."

Lucy, dressed in black Lolita style, holding a three-headed husky, spoke sincerely to Saiki.

"You might as well bribe me with coffee jelly; the odds are definitely higher than with this husky."

Qi Mu's eyelids twitched.

"cut."

Lucy turned her head away, casually sending the three-headed Hellhounds back to Hell, and retracting the blood-feather-like wings behind her.

"Has your relationship with Jehovah not been reconciled yet?"

"Don't mention that vile woman's name in front of me!"

Lucy, as if her hair had been bristled, bit down on Qi Mu's head.

......

"So, would you like some coffee jelly?"

"Is there no core to this world without fire element?"

"no."

"Alright, I'll agree since you've invited me so sincerely."

After drying his wet hair, Qi Mu returned to the living room, tidied up the table, and took out the coffee pudding that Becca had prepared from the refrigerator.

"Let me tell you, coffee pudding is meant to be savored slowly, one spoonful at a time..."

"Awoo."

Lucy ate the coffee pudding that Saiki was preparing to savor slowly in one bite.

She raised her head, chewing heartily, her red eyes looking at Qi Mu with a puzzled expression.

He looked as if he hadn't heard what Qi Mu said.

.......

"Awoo!"

Qi Mu landed a punch on Lucy's head.

"Don't waste coffee jelly like that!!!"

"Ouch! Saiki! You're so reckless!"

Lucy covered her white hair and said to Qi Mu with dissatisfaction.

"We must respect the gift of the god of coffee jelly!"

Qi Mu savored his coffee jelly carefully, then turned to see Lucy blinking beside him.

"You're not going to cry, are you?"

Lucy didn't say anything, she just stared at Qi Mu with wide eyes and a long face.

"Oh dear, this is a real headache."

Qi Mu was somewhat helpless. He looked at the mukbang video playing on the TV next to him and thought for a while.

"How about I take you shopping?"

"I still have some money in Manhattan."

He asked Lucy.

Lucy blinked, then closed her eyes and turned her head away.

"Hmph, I don't care."

Seeing Lucy turn her head away, Qi Mu nodded.

"All right."

"So when are you going back to hell?"

"My mom might be back in a little while."

Lucy suddenly turned her head and glared fiercely at Qi Mu.

"In this situation! You should continue to sincerely invite me!"

"You refused yourself."

Qi Mu watched as Lucy tried to bite her head again, and used his telekinesis to lift her up.

"Qi Mu! You bastard!"

Lucy bared her teeth and yelled at Qi Mu.

Qi Mu picked up his phone and took a picture of Lucy.

Click.

The flash went off, and Lucy's face froze.

"What did you do?"

"Photograph."

.......

Half an hour later, Qi Mu, who had dried his wet hair using [time reversal], walked on the streets of Manhattan with Lucy, who was about the same height as him.

Lucy held her head high, occasionally glancing at the small shops along the street with her ruby-like eyes.

"I want to eat that! A really hot dog!"

Lucy pointed to a hot dog stand on the street and said to Qi Mu.

"That's a hot dog... not a hot dog."

Qi Mu sighed, stepped forward, and spoke to the hot dog shop owner.

"Boss, one... never mind, five hot dogs."

"Oh, little one, what flavor would you like?"

The owner, a white woman who looked to be in her forties, winked at the group of children who looked rather strange.

To be honest, either Qi Mu or Lucy, with their respective setups, would be a head-turner on the street.

Pink hair and pale purple eyes.

A woman with long white hair and ruby ​​eyes.

They looked like two porcelain dolls.

What flavors are available?

Yellow mustard, tomato, minako (a type of fruit), hot sauce.

"If you can handle spicy food, I also have a special hellish spicy sauce here."

Qi Mu didn't even bother to ask Lucy what flavor she wanted.

"Five servings of hellishly spicy."

He took out his phone, scanned the QR code, and paid.

Lucy, standing to the side, smiled slightly, revealing her little fangs, looking quite adorable.

However, when Qi Mu turned his head while carrying the hot dog, her expression turned aloof again.

"uh-huh."

She made a nasal sound and then took the hot dog from Qi Mu's hand.

Five minutes later.

"What the hell is this?! I almost lost my sense of taste from making it!!!"

Flames spewed from Lucy's mouth.

In the literal sense.

"Hmm~"

Qi Mu mimicked the sound Lucy had made earlier, a slight smile playing on his lips, and returned the gesture.

"Tch, I'll just make another one."

Lucy puffed out her cheeks in anger, but continued walking forward.

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"Hey Susan, long time no see."

In a Manhattan alley, Butcher held a cell phone in his hand and gave the woman in front of him a smug smile.

"Butcher, tell me, what do you want from me this time? I have a lot of things to do."

The woman named Susan looked very impatient, and she looked at Butcher with the kind of look one would give a scumbag.

Of course, Butcher didn't care.

Do you know about compound V?

"What is that?"

"One of Walter's strange drugs is the source of those damn superhuman superpowers."

Butcher turned on his phone, and his favorite baby gun appeared in the center of the screen.

Looking at the superhuman baby on the screen emitting laser eyes, and then at the blue liquid collected by Butcher and the others.

Susan's eyes lit up.

"Fuck, I didn't expect you to actually come up with something."

She didn't hold back her praise.