Black Robe: How can Saiki Kusuo not be considered a superpowered individual?

[Wasn't it supposed to be class this afternoon? Why are you here so early?]

Qi Mu pushed open the door and looked at the man in the yard carrying a gift box, and asked.

"Well, cough cough, you know, Qi Mu, the most important time of day is in the morning, so I think you should also set aside some time in the morning for some warm-up exercises."

You can't exactly say that you're eager to show your son a latte, can you?

"Look, here's a gift I brought you."

He lifted the gift box in his hand and waved it at Qi Mu.

Without activating [Clairvoyance], Qi Mu had no idea what was inside, but judging from John's smug face, it must have been a gift he had been preparing for some time.

Wow, thank you! I also have a gift for you.

Qi Mu's usually expressionless face revealed a faint look of surprise.

"Wow, this is absolutely amazing."

Homelander came in carrying a gift box.

Becca frowned as she watched Homelander enter with a gift box. When Qi Mu returned to the table to eat breakfast, she called Homelander aside.

"Hey, Becca, what did I do to offend you today?"

Homelander glared at Becca, who had been preventing him from getting along with Qi Mu.

If it weren't for Becca's insistence, he would have told Qi Mu about the true relationship between him and his father long ago.

"Heh, Shit, don't tell me you sent Qi Mu a box of compound V."

Becca pointed to the gift box Homelander had placed on the ground, giving Homelander a dangerous look.

"Wait! Recca! How could you look at me like that!"

Homelander looked bewildered. He pointed to himself and then to Becca.

"How could I possibly bring Compound V here! For Qi Mu?"

"He is my son!"

Becca felt somewhat relieved after hearing Homelander's explanation.

"Okay, since it's not compound V, then what did you send?"

Becca gave an OK sign, adjusted her breathing, stared into Homelander's blue eyes, and questioned him.

"Come on, Qi Mu is still a child. How could I possibly give Qi Mu something that is not suitable for a child?"

"Besides, Qi Mu is no ordinary child. At his age, I would have already broken the sound barrier and gone to save the world."

Homelander patted Becca on the shoulder and spoke with a thick old Walter accent.

"Get out of here. What world-saving nonsense? It's all in the lab...shit. Never mind that, what are you carrying?"

Seeing Homelander's stiff expression, Becca cursed and then changed the subject to the gifts Homelander had brought.

"Okay, I originally wanted to give Saiki a surprise."

The man walked up to his red and blue gift box and opened it with a proud expression.

A beautifully packaged box appeared, featuring a photo of a Chinese person giving a thumbs-up and bearing the VOUGHT label.

Inside was a latte that the workers on the 75th floor had urged Homelander to work at full speed to make.

"Hey, Qi Mu, take a look."

Homelander opened the packaging, took out a can of latte, and then threw it at Qi Mu, who was enjoying breakfast.

[Psychokinesis]

The deep blue telekinetic energy caught the coffee can that was almost breaking the sound barrier, and Qi Mu placed it on the dining table.

Qi Mu's eyelids twitched as he looked at John's smiling face on the coffee can.

"Try it, it took me a long time to make this product."

He also took out a can, pulled the tab open like tearing a piece of tissue paper, and handed it to Becca.

"A latte?"

Becca looked at the Homelander brand latte in her hand, her lips twitching slightly, feeling a bit absurd.

This giant baby, after being quiet for a few days, apparently went to research latte coffee, planning to send it to Qi Mu as a gift?

"Of course! Coffee and milk are a perfect combination."

The people of the motherland smiled.

"Moreover, I personally oversee the selection of ingredients, so there will absolutely be no 'evil stuff' like nut milk."

"This is what the fatherlander added."

"Shit, this shitty world."

Becca took a sip and surprisingly found it quite pleasant.

The world's strongest superhuman, having nothing better to do than create a branded latte for Saiki?

"Thank you, John."

Qi Mu, who was standing next to him, took a sip and his eyes lit up. It tasted somewhat similar to coffee jelly, but with a milkier flavor. It didn't have the chewy texture of coffee jelly, but it did suit Qi Mu's taste.

"Wow, no need to thank me, we're...good friends."

Under Becca's watchful gaze, which resembled that of a tigress, Homelander finally changed his mind.

After Qi Mu finished breakfast, he invited Homelander to sit in his bedroom.

Becca rolled her eyes at Homelander, gave Qi Mu some instructions, and then went to clear the dishes.

After carefully tidying his appearance, Homelander once again stepped into Qi Mu's bedroom.

"This is a gift I prepared for you."

Qi Mu took a book from his desk and handed it to the Homelander.

How to be a human being with normal emotions — stay away from giant bitches

Upon seeing the book's title, the author's eyelids twitched.

"Well, Qi Mu, actually, I think that even if we're all human, I'd consider myself a normal human being."

Qi Mu shook his head.

"This book was written by Satan."

He explained to the people of his homeland.

"It targets supervillains with immense power."

The father blinked.

"Wait, Satan? Supervillain? Qi Mu, you must be mistaken."

"I'm Homelander, the world's most powerful superhero, how could I possibly be a supervillain?"

"And Satan and all that, it's very obvious, they don't exist."

Homelander tries to persuade Qimu.

Looking at the book that seemed to be about to extend invisible tentacles to slap Homelander's buttocks, Qi Mu sighed helplessly and used his telekinesis to take the book back.

"Alright, then... here's a copy of Gintama for you."

Under the watchful eye of Gintoki picking his nose, Saiki gave his first copy of Gintama to Homelander.

"Wow, thank you for the gift."

Seeing that it was no longer the book that sounded like utter nonsense, Homelander breathed a long sigh of relief.

It's not because of "staying away from giant bitches," it's mainly because Satan and stuff like that are just too fake.

Why not believe that people from his homeland are God?

And doesn't anyone think that a giant penis is really sacred?

Without a giant aphrodisiac, children cannot get the first nutrients they need for their teeth!