Warning! The evil god's minions are invading the eerie dungeon.
Chapter 99 Birth Tools
"What? Didn't anyone hear what I said? Is this how your hospital treats patients?"
The male ghost looked at the three people huddled beside the information desk, his tone growing colder. His massive, imposing body carried a foul, bloody stench that assaulted the senses, creating a chilling sense of oppression.
"In that case, I see no need for you to keep this hospital open, hehehe!"
The male ghost grinned, revealing sharp, yellowed fangs.
The female ghost behind him also unleashed a chilling and terrifying aura, opening her empty, black-hole-like mouth and sneering:
"Why don't you tear them up, honey, and make a nutritious meal for me and the kids? That way, even this garbage will have some value!"
As if in response, her swollen belly twitched a few times, bulging out a few lumps.
"Honey, look~ our child agrees too~"
The combined terrifying pressure caused even the air to distort slightly, leaving the three people by the consultation desk pale and completely unable to move.
Three bizarre creatures approaching the level of ferocity—this kind of lineup would make even a high-level traveler think twice about whether they are qualified.
Just as the strange creature was about to make its move, a gentle voice suddenly came from the side.
"Sir, please forgive my inadequate hospitality; how can we, your less-than-ideal colleagues, possibly help you and your wife?"
The male ghost paused, then turned his head, frowned, and looked Qi Xie up and down twice, as if inspecting a piece of meat that had been offered to him:
"Who are you?"
"I am a gynecologist at this hospital, a professional physician."
Qi Xie, with a very confident and professional smile on his face, pointed to his name tag.
The male and female ghosts looked down.
Pediatrician: The Strange Haircut
"Sorry, I forgot to change the brand."
Qi Xie calmly took off his name tag and threw it into the shadows. He then took out his own name tag from his pocket, put it on, and said nonchalantly.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: ?
The live stream audience felt a touch of absurd humor:
"When it really matters, it's my turn, Master Qi, who has to step up. Don't worry about whether I mess things up or not."
"Wait, isn't this guy's mental state a bit too bizarre? How can he be so serious and spout nonsense at a life-or-death situation? Mr. and Mrs. Smith's expressions are absolutely hilarious, hahaha!"
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: What's so professional about them?
"Professional cadaver treatment: refers to treatment that guarantees recovery but not revival; 100% guaranteed to restore the patient to a corpse."
"666, Western medicine treats the symptoms, traditional Chinese medicine treats the root cause, so combining both to directly create a specimen, right?"
"Wrong, the corpses handled by {Bloodaxe Butcher} aren't that intact."
At this moment, Mr. and Mrs. Smith looked at Qi Xie with a fierce glint in their eyes, but they did not make any further moves, and seemed somewhat hesitant.
This guy is too calm. Facing them, he doesn't show any fear on his face, but rather a hint of... excitement?
The female ghost quietly approached the male ghost and whispered:
"Honey...is this guy mentally unstable? Why does he keep looking at me with such excited eyes...?"
The male ghost hesitated for a moment, then whispered:
"Maybe it's a skill that forces calmness. If fear exceeds a certain threshold, he'll still break down. It's okay, let's scare him a little."
Having said that, he turned his head, revealing a mouthful of fangs, and looked at Qi Xie with a cold smile:
"Since you're a professional, fine. My wife's pregnancy is over, and it's time for her to give birth. You, go and deliver the baby, or... die!!!"
At the same time, the female ghost cooperated perfectly by sticking out her belly, which suddenly expanded to become transparent, revealing a small face with eyes, nose, and mouth all black holes and two small hands with sharp nails.
"Alas--!!!"
Qin Yuxi's sanity value is -50.
Cai Junjie's sanity value is -50.
Lu Jisheng's sanity value is -50.
Qi Xie's ecstasy value +100.
"No problem! Leave it to me!!"
Qi Xie rubbed his hands together, looking eager to get started.
Male ghost: ? ? ?
Qi Xie looked with kind eyes at the ghost infant inside the female ghost's belly, which was thrashing about and trying to frighten him, and said in a joyful and gratified tone:
"Hehehe... It's a good thing that the child is energetic, hehehe, the more energetic the better~"
Female ghost: ...
Why does this guy seem to care more about the baby in my belly than I do?
The male ghost's lips twitched as he looked at Qi Xie.
If it weren't for the strange behavior of the couple, he would have seriously doubted whether the child was actually his.
This guy is just like the neighbor who suddenly bursts into the delivery room during childbirth and gets even more excited than the baby when he hears it's a healthy, big, fat boy!
"Ahem, sorry, I got a little out of line."
Qi Xie noticed their expressions and coughed lightly to regain his composure:
"Without further ado, I'll now deliver your wife's baby. Please come with me to the operating room."
As he spoke, he led the way, excitedly heading towards the operating room.
The female ghost's compound eyes stared at Qi Xie, her expression cold and sinister.
"Looks like it's not a skill, this guy really does have mental problems. But it's okay, as long as he delivers the baby, the moment our baby leaves my body will still be his death day, right, honey... honey?"
The female ghost turned to look at the motionless male ghost, completely bewildered.
"Honey, say something!"
"Wife..."
The male ghost hesitated for a moment:
"This child is really mine, isn't he? You don't know that human, do you?"
Female ghost: ...
……
……
Crunch-!
Qi Xie opened the dusty operating room door, heard two footsteps behind him, and immediately turned around with a professional smile, saying:
"Oh, you two... sir, what happened to your face?"
"Yaoshu (It's alright)..."
The male ghost had a clear five-finger mark swollen on one side of his face, and he spoke indistinctly.
"oh oh……"
Qi Xie blinked, looking completely bewildered, and said:
"Then come in."
The female ghost entered the operating room with a stern face, while the male ghost followed behind with a sullen expression.
The moment I stepped into the operating room, the overwhelming stench of blood mixed with the putrid smell of formaldehyde filled my nostrils, making my throat churn.
The pale incandescent bulbs crackled overhead, and in the flickering light, a jagged crack appeared in the glass shade of the shadowless lamp.
The trail of blood dragged across the ground and snaked its way to the doorway.
On the central operating table, thick black bloodstains mixed with dust, with a few strands of dried flesh still hanging from the edges.
Clearly, countless participants struggled and died in agony within this operating room.
Many of these were killed by the Smiths themselves.
But as Ergui followed Qi Xie in, he felt inexplicably uneasy.
This place was originally their hunting ground for revelry, a dining table where they listened to human screams and tore apart and devoured them.
But at this moment, because of that strange young man, they felt that this scene, which they were used to, was somehow inexplicably eerie.
"Madam, please lie down on the operating table and don't move around. I'll prepare the delivery tools and we'll be there soon."
With a smile on his face, Qi Xie gave an order to the female ghost and then walked to the side, turning his back to the two of them to fiddle with something.
The female ghost hesitated as she lay down on the operating table, and whispered to the male ghost:
"Honey... I have a bad feeling... Is this guy really going to prepare some birthing tools or something? Does he really think we're human?"
The male ghost was also completely baffled, but still sneered and said:
"Heh, isn't he mentally unstable? I think he's probably just an idiot. He won't even know how he died..."
Before he could finish speaking...
Suddenly!
Five shadowy tentacles with blood-red vertical eyes suddenly emerged from under the operating table! Instantly, they bound the female ghost's limbs and head, fixing her to the operating table.
The female ghost was startled, her expression filled with terror.
The male ghost's expression also changed.
Could it be that...?
Was that guy faking his madness, actually planning to fight them in the operating room?!
Immediately, he turned his head and roared:
"Doctor! Aren't you here to deliver a baby?! Why are you tying my wife up?!"
"what?"
Qi Xie turned around, his expression puzzled, holding a rusty chainsaw over a meter long in his hand.
"It's for childbirth. It's a C-section, and I was worried my wife might move around too much, so I strapped her in a bit."
The male ghost stared blankly at the chainsaw in Qi Xie's hand, his mouth agape.
"Why are you using a chainsaw for a C-section?!"
"The midwife's saw."
Qi Xie grabbed the start rope and pulled hard.
The rusty chainsaw clicked twice, then started spinning with a deafening roar.
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