Warning! The evil god's minions are invading the eerie dungeon.
Chapter 108 How to Treat Leg Pain
The sky outside the hospital is always gray and gloomy, like thick smoke that cannot be dispersed and is covered in the sky. The only way to distinguish between day and night is to look at the concentration and visibility of the gray fog that permeates the streets.
The gray fog has dissipated slightly, and we can now see about ten meters away.
In this eerie world, this is what is known as the eve of dawn.
Just as day and night were changing, a figure stepped out of the gray fog and arrived at the hospital entrance.
It was a humanoid creature wearing a dirty white vest and a black butcher's apron, with a huge and burly body. A pig's head was attached to its neck, and one of its legs had been eaten by something, with a wooden leg attached to the broken part, making it look like a pirate.
"Oh dear, thank goodness, I almost overslept, thankfully I woke up early today."
The pig-headed monster grinned as it looked at the still-flashing sign above the hospital, revealing a row of menacing fangs in its gaping maw.
He wiped his filthy hands on his apron and grinned maliciously.
"I just woke up and found there was breakfast. Now I have something to look forward to, hehehe. At least one leg will be used for breakfast later. If I'm lucky, I might be able to eat my fill, hehehe..."
Thinking it over, he stepped forward expectantly, kicked open the hospital's tempered glass door, and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Hey!!! Someone come and help me, my leg hurts!!!"
Then he saw a group of people sitting in a circle around the information desk.
It seemed they heard the noise at the door.
The three men turned to look at it.
Two looked exhausted, and one had a blank expression; both had cigarettes dangling from their mouths and decks of cards in their hands…
and many more?
Playing cards?
The pig-headed monster blinked, took two steps back, and looked up at the large lantern.
Cixing People's Hospital.
Did we come to the right place?
Lower your head again.
All three had turned around, and after the expressionless young man muttered "Rated R" in a low voice, they all showed indifference and continued to look down at the center of the loop.
"Whose turn is it? Oh right, Lao Lu, it's your turn. Hurry up, hurry up, we've been waiting forever."
"I'll just play a single 2..."
"Two bombs!"
Lu Jisheng turned to look at Cai Junjie:
"We're on the same side, why are you bombing me?"
Pig-headed monster at the door: ?
What the hell is this weird yet relaxed atmosphere?
"Hey!!! I said, old man, my legs are fucking sore!! Are you all just like that?"
It slammed its wooden leg against the ground, trying to make some noise and increase its presence.
But nobody paid any attention to him.
Cai Junjie winked excitedly at Lu Jisheng and said:
"Don't worry! I'm thinking of using this great situation to double my winnings with some bombs and straights, isn't that right?"
Lu Jisheng's mouth twitched:
"You've already started racking up points before you've even won."
"Don't worry! I have four Aces left!"
Cai Junjie waved his hand, exuding confidence and boundless pride:
"Are you kidding me? With only seventeen cards left in his hand, how could Master Qi possibly defeat me? How could he possibly kill me instantly?"
He beat me, Cai Junjie, with seventeen cards today! I'm going to run naked on live stream, okay?!
"4 Kings with a joker, 5 Kings to win."
Qi Xie tossed down a hand of cards expressionlessly:
"Airplanes have wings, that's all."
Cai Junjie's smile froze on his face.
"Hey!!! Can't you fucking respect me for once?!"
The pig-headed creature trembled violently, jumping up and down while roaring:
"I'm a monster! Do you even know what it means to kill without blinking an eye? If you don't heal my leg, I'll rip all your legs off..."
"Could you take my place?"
Qi Xie said to Qin Yuxi, who was standing next to him.
“Okay… okay…”
Qin Yuxi nodded, her face pale.
She was the first to be attacked and was so badly injured that she fell unconscious. Lu Jisheng went to rescue her after he knew that Cai Junjie was out of danger.
It was a stroke of luck that the Wriggling Shadow temporarily refrained from killing him; although he had lost a lot of blood, he was at least saved.
Qin Yuxi sat down inside the circle.
Qi Xie got up and walked towards the pig-headed monster.
The pig-headed monster was taken aback at first, not expecting anyone to actually respond to him, and then he sneered:
"It's probably too late to realize this now..."
Snapped--!
The pig-headed monster spun around twice.
Qi Xie held up his hand to look at the pig-headed monster:
"Where do you feel unwell?"
The pig-headed monster, completely bewildered and wondering "Who am I? Where am I?", instinctively asked:
"My...my right leg hurts..."
"Okay, your leg hurts, right? It can be treated."
Qi Xie nodded and reached inside the white coat.
The next second, a thunderous axe, over 1.5 meters tall, was pulled out with a flourish:
Amputation.
Pig-headed monster: !!!
Immediately, he began to shuffle towards the door, inching his way on his toes, and stammered:
"Um... Doctor, I... I feel a little better, I'll go now... Really, you made me feel much better as soon as you saw me, you're a miracle worker, doctor..."
"Sigh~"
Qi Xie patted the pig-headed monster on the shoulder:
There's an old saying that goes, "Since we're already here..."
"Is this phrase...inappropriate for a hospital setting...?"
The pig-headed monster and Qi Xie stared at each other and blinked.
Qi Xie blinked as well.
The next second, the pig-headed monster turned to run away, but Qi Xie swiftly punched it on the head, making it shrink two centimeters and nearly faint on the spot.
Qi Xie grabbed the pig-headed monster by the ear and dragged it toward the operating room.
The pig-headed monster made a pig-like scream from behind:
"Help! Murder! This heartless hospital is killing people!!"
"Hey~ I'll treat your leg pain since it hurts, why are you slandering me for no reason?"
"What kind of treatment is amputation for leg pain?! It will only make it hurt more!!"
"Don't worry, it won't hurt."
Qi Xie said calmly:
"Amputation below the eyebrows is fine."
"From...what?!"
The pig-headed monster paused for a moment, then struggled even more fiercely, its cries so mournful and eerie that they echoed through the empty valley, lingering for a long time.
"Oh, right."
Qi Xie suddenly stopped, turned his head and said:
"Do you know what 'Blood Eye' means? Or have you ever heard of the term 'Blood Pupil Catastrophe'?"
The pig-headed monster's shout paused:
"Huh? What's that thing?"
"It's alright, you can keep shouting."
"Okay, okay... Ahhhhhh!!! Help! Murder! Murder!!!"
The pig-like screams gradually faded away in the operating room.
The three people at the information desk cautiously peeked over.
"Dr. Lu, um... is Brother Qi really alright? I have this feeling that his mental state seems calm but is actually not good..."
Girls are more sensitive to emotions, Qin Yuxi asked Lu Jisheng in a low voice.
Cai Junjie nodded vigorously in agreement:
"I feel the same way, but I don't dare ask. I feel like Master Qi is going to destroy the world any second now..."
Lu Jisheng looked at the cards in his hand and sighed deeply:
"I don't know, he seems to be investigating something extremely important, but he failed, so his emotions... Anyway, let him vent for a while. This dungeon is almost over, so a weird ending to let him vent before it ends is just right..."
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Congratulations on clearing the "Cixing People's Hospital" dungeon!
Your completion rating is S-level (Perfect Completion)
[Loot Calculation: Level 4 Sealed Scalpel x1, Birth Saw x1, Mysterious Unknown Medicine Bottle x10, Restricted Mysterious Entities x7, Dangerous Mysterious Material x1...]
[Bonus Reward for Completing the Level: 500 Weird Points]
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