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Chapter 101 Zero-Negative-Review Surgery
Inside the operating room, Qi Xie skillfully counted a stack of strange coins.
Only after confirming that these items should sell for at least more than two thousand Weird Points on the system did he stack them up with satisfaction and let the shadow tentacles roll them up and take them away.
"Alright, here's all the money you wanted. Let's start the surgery now."
The male ghost looked at Qi Xie with a gloomy face and a pained expression.
These four thousand strange points almost wiped out the couple's savings.
If he hadn't thought that he could get the money back after the ghost baby killed Qi Xie, he really would have turned around and left.
I've never seen such a corrupt doctor!
If you give it to him, take it; if you don't, ask for it yourself!
"You've taken the money, so do a proper surgery. If you try anything funny, I'll tear you to pieces and use you to fill the gaps in my teeth, understand?!"
The male ghost gritted his teeth and said.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional when it comes to disemboweling."
As Qi Xie spoke, he traced the scalpel across the female ghost's protruding belly, while at the same time a shadowy tentacle rose from beneath his feet, the end of which was wrapped with a bottle of medical alcohol.
"That's good......"
The man nodded, then realized what he meant:
"Wait a minute?! What do you mean by 'professional'? Are you a butcher or a doctor???"
"Huh? Of course it's a doctor, doesn't it seem like one?"
puff--!
Qi Xie picked up the medical alcohol, took a sip, and then sprayed it onto the gleaming scalpel.
Male spy:......
Where is it?!
A shadowy tentacle carrying a lighter approached and snapped it on.
As Qi Xie heated the scalpel over the flame, he said with a confident smile:
"Don't worry, so far, the people and supernatural beings I've worked with have received zero negative reviews."
"Were you just trying to say that you laid a hand on me?"
"No, you misheard me, sir."
Qi Xie sheathed the scalpel, blew on it to let it cool, measured it on the female ghost's stomach, and smiled with narrowed eyes:
"Alright, I'm ready to start the surgery. Please have your family members wait outside."
The male ghost breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.
That damned, heartless doctor finally stopped causing trouble...
He leaned down and whispered to the female ghost:
"Honey, remember not to kill him outright; our four thousand yuan is still with him..."
The female ghost nodded, her eyes filled with sinister resentment:
"Don't worry, honey. This bastard dares to mess with us. I'll tear his limbs off and use them as toys for our kids. I'll make sure he can't even die if he wants to!!!"
Upon hearing this, the male ghost revealed a ferocious and cruel smile, excitedly licked his lips, and then, without wasting any more time, got up and walked towards the door, closing the operating room door behind him.
However, just before closing time, he suddenly turned around, raised the corners of his mouth, looked at Qi Xie with the eyes of someone looking at a dead man, and sneered:
"I hope to see you walk out of the operating room again, doctor~"
The word "doctor" was pronounced heavily and with a hint of playfulness.
In his eyes, the other party was nothing but a clown; no matter how clever he was, he could only disgust them before he died.
Click—!
The doors closed, leaving only Qi Xie and the female ghost inside the operating room.
Qi Xie turned to look at the female ghost.
The female ghost also looked at him with a vicious gaze, as if she was certain that Qi Xie could no longer delay and that she would only wait for the ghost infant to leave his body before putting him in a certain death situation:
"Can we begin now?"
"Of course~ It's my pleasure to serve you, but the following surgical procedure may be a bit gory, so it's better to cover it up to avoid scaring you."
Qi Xie smiled and extended his hand as he spoke.
The shadowy tentacle beside them instinctively handed over something.
A handkerchief made of human skin.
Qi Xie gently placed it on the female ghost's face.
The female ghost assumed this was another attempt by Qi Xie to stall for time, and sneered:
"What's the point of playing these childish tricks? It's better to die sooner rather than later..."
Whoosh—!
Qi Xie didn't seem to respond, because the female ghost didn't hear his voice, but instead heard the sound of wind breaking...
and many more? !
Where did the scalpel make that whooshing sound?!
The female ghost suddenly raised her hand to break free of the shadow tentacles and ripped off the handkerchief from her face.
A long, cylindrical black shadow came into view, directly in front of her face.
From the female ghost's perspective, a tall figure stood in front of her, holding something aloft. The dark shadow was formed by the object in his hand blocking the light from above.
The female ghost was instantly terrified.
That's not a scalpel at all!
It was clearly a sharp, bloodstained axe, stained with rust and blood!
"I'll just show you the scalpel; you really want to use it?"
Qi Xie said calmly.
Immediately, his arm muscles bulged, and a blood moon, accompanied by the sound of wind being cut, slashed down fiercely at the female ghost's bloated belly!
Pfft—!
Intense pain shot through her abdomen, and the female ghost suddenly coughed up a mouthful of black blood.
However, Qi Xie raised an eyebrow in surprise.
His attack didn't do much damage to the female ghost.
Because after his blood axe struck that dry, wrinkled belly that resembled tree bark, it was blocked by a pair of small hands with sharp nails.
Immediately afterwards!
boom--!
The belly, like tree bark, burst open with a bang, leaving little blood, just like a fruit wrapped in paper being pulled out.
A small, bluish-green figure, accompanied by a foul stench, suddenly lunged at Qi Xie's face.
Swish swish swish—!
Several shadowy tentacles suddenly emerged from the ground, wrapped around Qi Xie's waist, and pulled him backward.
Qi Xie was pulled back a meter quickly. The foul-smelling wind swept past his nose and hit the ceiling with a muffled thud. Then, using the ceiling as leverage, he was propelled into a streak of blue light and shot towards Qi Xie.
This time, Qi Xie was prepared. He lowered his waist and twisted his body to dodge the attack, while his blood axe accurately struck the blue light.
when--!
The sound of metal clashing echoed through the air.
The azure light was dodged by Qi Xie and slammed hard into the ground, causing spiderweb-like cracks to appear on the hard surface.
Look closely.
It was a greenish-blue baby, but its eyes, nose, and mouth were all black holes, from which foul-smelling corpse fluid was oozing out, and its sharp claws gleamed with a dangerous light.
"Another one approaching the dangerous level? Even stronger?"
Qi Xie looked surprised.
Everyone watching the live stream was on tenterhooks for Qi Xie.
"This thing is incredibly sinister. Who would have thought that the ghost infant hidden in the female ghost's belly is even stronger than the female ghost herself?"
"It's only because Master Qi is so fierce. If it were me, just those two moves from the ghost infant, I could have demonstrated eight different ways to die..."
"That's not the problem. Even if he took those two hits head-on, he wouldn't die. The recovery power of a B-rank [Flesh Rebuilding] is no joke. It's practically impossible for a near-dangerous-level monster to kill him easily."
"The problem is that he just struck the ghost infant with his blood axe."
"A cesarean section is a reasonable treatment option, but attacking the infant does not."
In other words, he has now broken the rules, meaning not only the ghost baby, but also Mr. and Mrs. Smith can attack him.
"Facing three near-dangerous monsters at once, unless he pulls out another B-rank skill or a level two sealed artifact, I really don't know how he'll win."
"Maybe he has it?"
"Almost impossible. Although the top player is incredibly powerful, their number of dungeon runs is limited, and their accumulated resources are inevitably finite. Having one B-rank [Flesh Reforging] is already outrageous, let alone another? Do you think that level of power is as common as cabbage?"
"Just in case, after all, the big boss is so mysterious, and he has so many good things on him..."
"He's just bragging without thinking. Do you think he's blessed by gods? Where would he get so many B-grade skills or level two sealed artifacts? If he could produce that many, I'd stream myself running naked across the entire internet."
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