Three times married to Yama

I looked up, a bit puzzled, at the phone being handed to me. "What does this mean?"

"I don't quite understand what you mean by adding friends. Could you please help me add them, Madam?" Yan Jinyue explained.

His words startled me. Although the boys and girls addressed me as "Madam," this was the first time Yan Jinyue had ever called me "Madam" in a conversation with me.

What does he mean by that?

Are you testing me?

I took the phone with suspicion and then swiped it to see what he had downloaded.

When I saw that green social media app icon, I couldn't help but look up at him again. Did he really not know how to use it? If he didn't know how, why did he download it?

But seeing his serious and earnest expression, I couldn't help but wonder if I was overthinking things.

I clicked on the green icon and found that he hadn't registered an account. I used the SIM card in his phone to register one for him. As for where he got the SIM card, I didn't ask.

I quickly registered an account for him, with a nickname that was a string of characters, which he could change to whatever he wanted later.

After I added him to my account, I returned the phone to him.

"Is that all?" Yan Jinyue took the phone and raised an eyebrow.

I nodded. "Okay, you can contact me on your phone from now on."

Yan Jinyue gave a soft "hmm" and placed her phone on the table.

Watching Yan Jinyue sample one dessert after another, as well as various snacks and drinks, I subconsciously looked at his abdomen. It was still very flat without any bulge. I really wondered if he was a reincarnation of Taotie. How could he eat so much?

The seemingly aloof and noble god of the underworld is actually a foodie—what a contrast…

After he finished eating the food on both tables, not only I, but all the staff in the store were shocked.

Ding dong.

My phone beeped with a message; it was from Yan Jinyue.

We should go.

?

I looked at Yan Jinyue sitting across from me with a puzzled expression. Wasn't he right across from me? Why was he sending me a message on his phone?

He's crazy.

"Let's go," I said to him.

As I was getting up to pay the bill, Yan Jinyue called me back, then pulled out a gold bar and handed it to me, saying, "It's on me today."

I took the gold bar and weighed it in my hand. It was heavy, and I estimated it to be at least 100 grams.

"Shall we pay with this?"

He nodded. "Hmm, not enough? I have more."

As he spoke, he took out another gold bar and handed it to me.

This isn't just not enough, it's a real bargain for me!

"That's enough, Your Excellency is so magnanimous!" I gave him a thumbs up.

Although I'm not short of money, who wouldn't like this shiny gold?

I naturally didn't use gold bars to pay the bill, as it would have been too much trouble.

After I finished paying the bill, Xia Zheng came over to find me, and I handed him the two gold bars.

"Xiao Zheng, this is a gift from my husband and me for you to formally become your apprentice. Please take it."

"Huh??" Xia Zheng's eyes widened, his mouth agape in shock. "Given to me?"

"Hmm, do you like it?"

Xia Zheng almost knelt down before me again, "Master, do you know how expensive gold is these days? You, you actually gave me gold bars!"

I pointed to Yan Jinyue standing next to me and said, "He gave it to you. You can thank him."

Just as Xia Zheng was about to speak, he heard Yan Jinyue say calmly, "You are my wife's disciple. If you want anything else, you can tell me."

Xia Zheng was too excited to speak. He carefully put the gold bars away, and after a while, he said to me and Yan Jinyue, "Master, Mr. Yan, from now on you are my second parents!"

Me: "...No need."

However, I am very curious about Yan Jinyue's stomach. Why is it that even though she has eaten so much, her stomach is not fluctuating?

"Yan Jinyue," I called out.

"What's wrong?"

I boldly asked, "May I touch your belly?"