I, the screenwriter, have experienced a resurgence of inspiration.

"I came to propose marriage some time ago...Master Hu, but Master Hu is somewhat materialistic and picky about the poor."

Qian Zifu paused for a moment, then stammered:

"I was afraid that Lord Hu would see me and prevent me from seeing Miss. I had no choice; I was worried about Miss's safety, so I climbed over the wall..."

Zhao Weilai understood.

This isn't a messenger; it's a nuisance.

He climbed over walls, broke into private homes, and carried a bunch of talismans he'd gotten from who-knows-where, all while saying he was "concerned about the young lady's safety."

Even Miss Hu might not recognize who he is.

Isn't this just an ancient version of a stalker?

He was just dressed in the skin of a scholar, and even his stalking became more refined.

Deng Ziwen, who was standing to the side, had already figured it out. He squatted down, took the talismans from Qian Zifu's hand, and examined them over and over.

[Unidentified Yellow Talisman (Gold): A talisman paper carefully made with cinnabar, black dog's blood, cattail ash, and gold and stone powder. Due to its age, the patterns on it are unrecognizable, and its effects are unknown.]

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Withdrawal completed?!

Without saying a word, Deng Ziwen stuffed the talisman into his sleeve and said righteously:

"Ahem, this talisman looks fake. How can a newly obtained talisman be so wrinkled? And you didn't use the main entrance and climbed over the wall. You're obviously not a good person. Confiscated."

Couldn't you slip a letter through the crack in the door? Or ask a maid to deliver it?

You climbed over someone's back wall and still knew it was a young lady's yard? You're quite the expert at finding doors—"

Qian Zifu was speechless after being rebuked like this. He opened his mouth, but finally managed to utter a sentence:

"I...I am so worried about you, Miss, that I can't think straight."

Besides...besides, Miss is going to marry me sooner or later. What's wrong with me coming to see my fiancée?

After he said that, the room was silent for a full three seconds.

Then Zhao Weilai, Su Ya, Deng Ziwen, Ding Feifan and the others looked grim—it was as if they were walking down the street and suddenly a giant flying cockroach grabbed their faces.

To confirm more details, and to avoid them doing more harm than good and actually breaking up the couple, Zhao Weilai patiently inquired:

"Are you engaged to Miss Hu? Which Miss? Does she like you too?"

It's not unusual for a fox to have a marriage agreement with a scholar.

Although the person in front of me is a bit strange, what if the fox has a taste for this?

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"As the old saying goes, marriage is arranged by parents and matchmakers. Once Lord Hu sees my sincerity, he will naturally betroth the young lady to me. My heart is sincere, and heaven and earth can bear witness!"

Qian Zifu gave examples with great conviction:

"In ancient times, there was Gongye Chang, who was imprisoned and came from a poor family, but Confucius valued his virtue and ability and married his daughter to him."

Lu Gong was skilled in physiognomy and believed that Emperor Gaozu of Han would surely become extremely noble in the future, so he married Lü Zhi to Liu Bang.

When Grand Commandant Xi Jian went to the Wang family to choose a son-in-law, all the Wang family members dressed up, but Wang Xizhi alone lay on the eastern bed with his belly exposed and looked calm and composed, which led to his later title of "ideal son-in-law".

Although I come from a poor family with only my blind widowed mother, I am confident that my talent is no less than that of Cao Zhi, and with the blessing of my ancestors, I am certain that I will rise to prominence and achieve great things in the future.

I only hope that Lord Hu will see my unwavering devotion and marry my daughter to me, so she can serve my widowed mother and we can grow old together in deep affection and unwavering love.

"..."

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Even the most indifferent person can't hold back their emotions when they hear this heartfelt confession.

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……

Hahahahahahahaha.

"Dude, are you crazy about women? Just because someone has a daughter doesn't mean she has to marry you."

There's still money in the bank, why won't you let me withdraw it? This isn't liking it, this is robbery!

"You are mistaken, sir!"

Qian Zifu panicked and waved his hands repeatedly: "How can money compare to a lifelong commitment! If I were to marry you, Miss, I would treat you well for the rest of my life, providing you with rice for every meal and clothing for every season..."

"Alright, alright."

Zhao Weilai finally couldn't take it anymore, rolled his eyes, and pointed at the wall, saying:

"We'll give you two choices. First, you can get out the same way you got in. Second, we'll beat you up and throw you out."

Qian Zifu seemed to realize that Su Ya was not the Hu family's daughter, and that these people were not members of the Hu family either. He felt humiliated, and his face turned bright red.

"Why do you humiliate and mock me?"

"Shut up, you idiot."

Zhao Weilai couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed Qian Zifu by the back of his collar, like he was lifting a stinking bag of garbage.

"It's quite pitiful for Master Hu to have a neighbor like you."

Qian Zifu was dragged to the wall like a crab being held by its shell, muttering something like, "Don't do anything improper," "It's an insult to civility," and "I will definitely come back."

Zhao Weilai found him annoying, so he threw him onto the wall and then tossed him around—there was a loud "thump" outside the wall, followed by a series of wailing and howling.

"Ouch! My back! You...you uncouth people, so vulgar!"

Su Ya, without anyone noticing, picked up a handful of ripe persimmons from the base of the wall and dumped them over her head.

"So what if I'm vulgar? I'm going to hit you anyway, you pervert!"

The handful of persimmons landed right on the back of the scholar's head and burst open with a "smack"!

Yellow pulp smeared all over the scholar's head and face. Qian Zifu screamed and stumbled away.

……

"Hehehe..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Great aim!"

The next second after the scholar disappeared, a series of soft, bell-like laughs suddenly came from the flower bushes. Zhao Weilai and the others looked over warily, but were dumbfounded the next second.

Suddenly, three young women appeared among the orchid bushes.

The first one was seventeen or eighteen years old, but she had a round face, full cheeks like the moon, and skin as white as snow, so white that it almost had a faint pink glow.

The second one had red lips and white teeth, serene features, and slightly drooping phoenix eyes, as beautiful as a pearl in a dish.

The third one is the most striking. Dressed in red, she lies diagonally among the orchids, her lips only lightly painted with red, yet so delicately beautiful, as if she were a "beauty sleeping in spring" painting cut out from an ancient painting.

The three women, oblivious to their own beauty, stood there smiling happily among the orchids.

"Are you stunned? Hehehe, even girls are staring like idiots."

"Are you really demon hunters?"

"Well done! We've disliked that poor, pedantic scholar for a long time!"

……

The pursuit of beauty transcends gender.

When the ultimate beauty appears before your eyes, the sheer impact can leave you speechless.

Even though Zhao Weilai and Su Ya were girls, they were speechless with amazement at such beauty.

Imagine three stunningly beautiful girls, each one like a superstar, standing in front of you, their breath carrying a subtle fragrance—

Zhao Weilai and Su Ya were so captivated that all they could do was babble, while Ding Feifan and the others blushed and refused to look up no matter what.

Only Deng Ziwen's mind was on high alert:

Zhao Weilai has a fatal flaw that no one else knows about.

—They have zero resistance to anything beautiful.

……

"My two sisters are truly kind-hearted. Why bother with these stinky men? Why don't you sleep with us tonight?"

As they were talking, the fox-woman in red reached out and pulled at Zhao Weilai and Su Ya:

"Wouldn't it be perfect to have fun with us sisters?"

Su Ya and Zhao Weilai instantly blushed from head to toe, all their composure vanished, and their eyes were filled with confusion:

"No, no, no, that's not a good idea."

"No, no, no, no, that's not necessary."

This reaction only excited the three fox-women more, and without saying a word, they surrounded the two and led them deeper into the orchid garden.

Player "Ding Feifan" has received the "Misty" debuff, entering a dreamlike state for two hours, reducing sanity by 10 and movement speed by 5.

Player "Wang Fan" has received the "Misty" debuff, entering a dreamlike state for two hours, reducing sanity by 10 and movement speed by 5.

Player "Liu Wei" has received the "Misty" debuff, entering a dreamlike state for two hours, reducing sanity by 10 and movement speed by 5.

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A faint fragrance filled the air, and the remaining team members immediately felt dizzy, some lying down, some sprawled among the flowers with smiles on their faces.

It felt like a beautiful dream.

Only Deng Ziwen realized something was wrong and turned to give chase, but the next second, the orchids on the ground suddenly rustled and moved, blocking his way.

"Wait, isn't this script wrong???"

"How could a female vixen seduce female players??"

"NIO! NIO, you can't be fickle!! You have a boyfriend!! NIO!!"

Across the orchid bushes, Deng Ziwen screamed with heart-wrenching despair—