Twin female zombies come to the door: My lord, please have mercy!

10:00 AM, Si Shi (9:00-11:00 AM).

After the rain, Jiangzhou City welcomed a long-awaited sunny day.

Golden sunlight streamed through the gap in the curtains, which weren't fully drawn, piercing the dim bedroom like a sharp sword and casting a bright, shimmering spot on the floor.

The light spot moved slowly over time, eventually climbing onto the exaggeratedly large three-meter bed.

Lin Ye opened his eyes amidst a bone-chilling ache.

After a brief period of mental blankness, the absurd and beautiful memories of last night flooded back into my mind like a tidal wave.

The battle of magic from afar drained his yang energy, while the two female zombies beside him used the most primal and passionate method to replenish his pure yin essence.

He tried to move his body slightly.

A heavy, oppressive feeling came from my left arm.

Froststar had somehow managed to wrap herself around him using both hands and feet.

Her delicate, porcelain-doll-like face was pressed tightly against Lin Ye's pectoral muscles, her warm breaths spraying out rhythmically.

A strand of silver-blue twin ponytail fell onto Lin Ye's neck, bringing a tingling sensation.

The little girl was fast asleep, a glistening smile still lingering on her lips, as if she were savoring some exquisite delicacy in her dream.

His gaze shifted to the right.

Leng Yue's sleeping posture was much more elegant, lying on her side on the outside of the bed.

The succubus lace robe with defensive array patterns was already in a mess after last night's rolling around.

Several thin, black ribbons hung limply from her dazzling white shoulders.

Her proud and magnificent silhouette was faintly visible under the thin blanket, rising and falling in a breathtaking wave with her long breaths.

The air was filled with the rich, cool fragrance of red spider lilies, mixed with a decadent atmosphere.

Lin Ye took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed the rising lust in his lower abdomen.

Taoist cultivation emphasizes purifying the mind and reducing desires.

If his pure yang body continues to be abused like this every day, he'll eventually be drained into a dried-up corpse.

He carefully withdrew his left arm.

Froststar let out a soft, dissatisfied snort, like a cat that had lost its pillow. She groped around on the bed with her eyes closed for a moment, then grabbed the pillow that Lin Ye had just been using, buried her face in it, and continued to snore away.

Lin Ye tiptoed out of bed, casually put on a pair of loose-fitting sweatpants, and walked shirtless to the bathroom on the first floor to wash up.

The cold tap water splashed on my face, completely dispelling any lingering sleepiness.

He looked at himself in the mirror; his complexion was rosy and his eyes were bright.

The two women's yin energy not only replenished the deficiencies caused by the spell, but also made his physique slightly stronger, with more defined muscle lines.

"Gurgle..."

My stomach roared in protest.

Lin Ye dried his face, turned around and went into the kitchen to prepare something to eat to fill his stomach.

Opening the old single-door refrigerator, all that was left inside were a few eggs, two sausages, and a row of toast.

The remaining 20 million yuan from Song Zhenguo was deposited into the account last night.

Lin Ye planned that after breakfast, he had to replace this broken refrigerator with a large-capacity double-door model, otherwise it wouldn't be enough for Shuangxing to mess around with.

Place the frying pan on the stove and light it.

With a soft "pop," a blue flame shot up.

Lin Ye poured some oil into the pan and was about to crack an egg when he heard faint barefoot footsteps behind him.

"My lord, you're awake."

Accompanied by that unique, cool fragrance, a soft, tall, and delicate body pressed against Lin Ye's back.

Lin Ye's hand holding the spatula trembled, and he turned around to look.

Leng Yue had come downstairs at some point.

She obviously couldn't find suitable loungewear, so she simply pulled out a large white shirt by Lin Ye from the closet and put it on.

The shirt fit Lin Ye perfectly, and when worn by Leng Yue, who was 1.82 meters tall, it just covered her pert buttocks.

Two buttons on the collar were casually undone, revealing a large expanse of snow-white collarbone and the edge of the black lace robe underneath.

"Why don't you lie in bed a little longer?"

Lin Ye's Adam's apple bobbed as he forced himself to look back at the frying pan.

"When I saw that you, my lord, had risen, I thought I should help you with your washing and grooming. This is what a wife should do in ancient times."

Leng Yue's voice was languid, as if she had just woken up, and had a strong nasal tone.

She tiptoed slightly, resting her chin on Lin Ye's shoulder, her silver hair cascading down and brushing against Lin Ye's smooth back.

"This kind of thing is no longer popular after the founding of the People's Republic of China; it doesn't matter who cooks."

Lin Ye skillfully cracked two eggs into the hot oil with one hand, and with a "sizzle," the egg liquid quickly solidified in the hot oil.

Leng Yue looked curiously at the flickering blue flame.

As a red roc, she controls the crimson lotus fire that burns everything, and has an instinctive scrutiny of this mortal furnace fire.

"This fire has an extremely low temperature, yet it can cook raw food quickly; there is some merit to the wisdom of mortals."

As she spoke, she stretched out her slender, jade-like hand, wanting to touch the flames dancing on the edge of the frying pan.

"Don't touch it!"

Lin Ye reacted quickly and grabbed her wrist.

Due to the excessive force of the movement, Leng Yue's body leaned forward and crashed heavily into Lin Ye's chest.

The oversized white shirt was already loosely tied, and with this bump, the collar was completely open, revealing a completely unobstructed view to Lin Ye's eyes.

The two majestic snow-capped peaks trembled violently beneath the black netting.

Lin Ye felt a "boom" in his mind and a surge of heat in his nasal cavity.

"Fire won't hurt you, but it will burn your clothes!"

Lin Ye's voice was hoarse as he struggled to pull his gaze out of that unfathomable chasm, and he pulled her hand back half a step.

Leng Yue glanced down at her open robe, her beautiful face instantly flushing crimson.

"This humble servant...has learned a great deal."

Just as the atmosphere in the kitchen was rising steadily, becoming so ambiguous that it was almost about to become intimate, an untimely soft and sweet voice came from outside the door.

"Brother-in-law! I'm hungry!"

Froststar rubbed her heterochromatic eyes and walked barefoot into the kitchen.

The little girl was wearing a large SpongeBob SquarePants nightgown, with the neckline sloping to one side, revealing a section of her fair and rounded little shoulder.

She sniffed, her gaze sweeping over a pan of fried eggs and two sausages, before giving a disdainful sneer.

"It's just this tasteless hay again. Froststar wants something with blood on it..."

"Don't eat anything with a heavy yin energy first thing in the morning. Find some snacks in the refrigerator to tide you over."

Lin Ye rolled her eyes and put the fried eggs into a plate.

Froststar said "oh," walked to the refrigerator, opened the door, and rummaged around inside for a long time.

A moment later, she pulled out a tube of condensed milk that had been sitting there for who knows how long.

The little girl's eyes lit up, and she unscrewed the lid.

Instead of grabbing the toast, she squeezed the thick, milky-white, sweet liquid directly onto her delicate, white index finger.

Lin Ye turned around with the plate in his hand and happened to see this scene.

Froststar raised her small face, and her deep blue left eye and scarlet right eye reflected Lin Ye's figure at the same time.

She stuck out her pink tongue...

Swish the thick, milky-white liquid from your fingertips into your mouth.

Then gently hold your finger in your mouth and suck on it.

Accompanied by a faint swallowing sound.

A strand of transparent silver thread stretched out at the corner of her lips and then snapped.

"Gulp."

Lin Ye could clearly hear himself swallowing.

The scene, the actions, and the little girl's innocent yet morbidly alluring expression.

It's like a deep-sea bomb that precisely targets a man's visual nerves.

This doesn't look like you're eating condensed milk.

This is clearly a crazy test of the limits of closure!

"Eat your food properly! Don't make a mess with your hands!"

Lin Ye's face flushed, and he quickly went over, grabbed a kitchen paper towel, and roughly stuffed it into Shuangxing's hand.

"Brother-in-law is blushing."

Froststar keenly noticed Lin Ye's embarrassment, a sly smile playing on her lips, and whispered sweetly in Lin Ye's ear.

"If my brother-in-law likes it, Froststar can..."

"Shut up! Go sit down at the table!"

Lin Ye fled in panic, carrying the plate as he rushed out of the kitchen.

Leng Yue watched the two bickering from the side, and couldn't help but smile slightly.

For the first time in a thousand years, this dilapidated funeral parlor was filled with such a rich atmosphere of life, completely melting her long-frozen heart in the ordinary morning light.

The three sat around the dining table.

Lin Ye was busy with the fried eggs and ham in front of him, while the two female zombies each held a cup of warm milk mixed with a few drops of blood from Lin Ye's fingertips, savoring it slowly.

Just then, a faint light flashed on my retina, and the system's slightly teasing notification sounded right on time.

"Ding! My lord, please be mindful of the system. A shortage of supplies has been detected within the household. The two ladies are severely lacking in intimate apparel. Please make a decision within three minutes to resolve your wives' clothing predicament!"

[Option A: Online shopping addict – directly order two cheap funeral shrouds from Pinduoduo, just to get by.]

[Reward: The title of "Frugal and Thrifty". Consequences: Lengyue will burn your phone with Red Lotus Karmic Fire, and Shuangxing will turn you into a specimen to be dressed in a funeral shroud.]

Option B: Shopping Spree – Take the two women to the largest high-end shopping mall in Jiangzhou for a shopping spree, showcasing the wealth of a multi-millionaire.

[Reward: Wealth and swagger. Consequence: The two women's stunning beauty and icy demeanor are likely to attract onlookers and even the attention of undercover agents from Bureau Nine, creating countless troubles.]

[Option C: Manual Measurement – ​​Take out a measuring tape and personally measure the bust, waist, and hip measurements of the two ladies, then have a high-end clothing store under the Song family come to their home.]

[Reward: 200 Official Points, unlocking the [Master Tailor] skill at the beginner level, allowing you to enjoy an ultimate tactile and visual feast.]

Lin Ye put down his fork, cursing inwardly.

This system is still not legitimate.

I choose C.

Now that they have a huge sum of 20 million, they naturally can't let their own family members suffer.

Besides, how can I not personally oversee this measurement work?

Lin Ye wiped his mouth and pulled out a soft measuring tape from the drawer of the cabinet, which he usually used to measure the paper frame.

"Cold Moon, Frost Star, come over here after you've finished eating."

Lin Ye waved.

"The clothes you're wearing are either torn or don't fit properly. I'm planning to have a tailor make a few outfits for you. Let's take your measurements first."